Paris Hilton needs more crustaceans. Why not?

By: The Superficial / October 19, 2009

In spite of all logic and reason, Paris Hilton managed to land a cameo in the Will Ferrell comedy The Other Guys and took the opportunity to prove why most producers would rather give themselves a vasectomy with a Hot Wheels car before casting her. Page Six reports:

A source reports, “Paris has a cameo role in the movie, where she plays herself. It is all being kept very hush-hush.
“But the producers were shocked when her team handed them a three-page list of demands — including live lobsters to be prepared fresh when she’s ready to eat and a bottle of Grey Goose vodka — all for just one day on the set.
“All celebrities are typically offered riders, but it seemed excessive for just one day’s work playing herself. She was due to fly to New York to film in secret last week.”

So these people hired Paris Hilton and expected her to show up on set and be the consummate professional? Interesting. Was Corky from Life Goes On handling the casting that day? Because I don’t know how else you could expect this to go any other way. Although, frankly, I’m surprised the most outrageous demand was fresh lobsters and not a trailer full of Valtrex and baby seal burgers.