Paris Hilton apparently has breasts inside the Matrix

I know what you’re thinking: “He said no more Halloween costumes! But I still want to massage his steel abs with my face.” It’s cool. This is actually Paris Hilton’s idea of casual attire while she went shopping last night at Trashy Lingerie in Hollywood. Somebody obviously made her eat a hamburger because she looks significantly better than the pics from Thursday outside her London hotel. Or she’s simply not having a flare-up. I’m not a doctor.

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