Paris Hilton apparently has breasts inside the Matrix

November 1st, 2008 // 33 Comments

I know what you’re thinking: “He said no more Halloween costumes! But I still want to massage his steel abs with my face.” It’s cool. This is actually Paris Hilton’s idea of casual attire while she went shopping last night at Trashy Lingerie in Hollywood. Somebody obviously made her eat a hamburger because she looks significantly better than the pics from Thursday outside her London hotel. Or she’s simply not having a flare-up. I’m not a doctor.

Photos: Splash News

  1. missthanggg

    she’s “hott”

  2. I think her crazy days are over. And if anyone is jealous of her having fun when she was younger, I willt ell you this: it’s not too late for you yourself to go out and have fun in life.

  3. dontyouhatepants!

    dude the party’s over, why does she still get photographed?

  4. R

    um. can you blur my license plate please?

  5. doc rok

    crusty fuckbag. what good is she?

  6. I just don’t care what anyone else says – Paris is freaking hot – these pics are sweeet.

  7. tit lover

    what kind of bra does she have .. .her tits arent that big

  8. kagrez

    Thats kind of a miracle bra’s job.
    Her legs are nasty.

  9. She's a semen guzzler

    We’d all pound her ass harder than fresh fish on cell block 69.

  10. mink

    she looks decent once you get past that disaster of a dress

  11. Amy, Austin Personal Trainers

    It’s called duct tape.

  12. Tinaaaaaaaa

    LOL, when she wears that bra and cutlets, even she can’t believe how big it makes her mosquito bites look. There’s always pics of her looking down on her chest (like the one with the pink shopping bag).

  13. Fernando Narcos

    Ever time I see her,I think of “The Fall Of The House Of Usher”.

    Look it up.

  14. Monkey's Wood

    Amazing how pushing her tits rogether creates a form of …. clevage.
    Cuz god knows this snatch is a tit-less wonder

  15. FakeDiet for $500 bucks

    Paris, please stop taking the illegal diet pill that you are getting from Canada because you are staring to look like Farah Faucet, who by the way is 60+ years old.

  16. Americans really want this TRANS-SEXUAL?

    (strange america is going down….FAST!!)

  17. jennykilyy

    She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

    site.Is she single now?

  18. Valkyrie

    personally, I come here to read the witty and outrageously shocking accusations made by those three guys who hate the U.S. on this forum.

    EVERYONE hates the USA. God, didnt you get the memo like 15 years ago? Come up with some better comments to read you father fuckers.

    Oh and GOOD ONE, #4. I loled.

  19. question

    since when do posts go up on a saturday?

  20. 1moreidiotintheworld

    trashy lingerie for a trashy whore………. and she had to come back over here to find it???? Don’t they sell anything slutty enough across the pond????

  21. spike

    I don’t know, she looks a bit like a tranny.

  22. Queefer Bukakke

    Oh, Hell, I’d park my meat bus in her humid garage any day. As long as she has a ball gag in her mouth and can’t talk.

  23. Nikky Raney

    That push up bra is seriously Magical…

  24. Sauron

    Is she wearing again the latest wonderbra?

  25. Sauron

    Despite the push up those knockers are hanging a couple of inches lower than last year.

  26. Honestly, I don’t know what to say….

  27. Dont Make US Laugh


    Push-Up bra..and Air-Brushed cleavage.

    Dream On!..Paris.

  28. Evan Faine

    Yeah I’d do her. She looks doable here. Sometimes…not so much. But here, oh yeah.

  29. doc rok

    Crusty fuckbag with herpes. What good is she?

  30. Me One


  31. Bryan Markwell

    Looking good Paris. Your much more attractive…as a classy woman…than a rich girl whore. Plus 1.

  32. Derrick

    She looks like a fucking BIRD!!

  33. hartlett

    she looks sexy cool here … wowwwweee .. i love it. sorta trashy lingerie meets kira plastinina .. dig it!!

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