Paris Hilton and Val Kilmer make out

#48 lets catch a movie sometime, like maybe something educational and shit.

What. The. Fuck?!! If I didn’t already hate Val Kilmer, I would certainly start now.

When you eat asparagus, it makes your pee reek.

Not related to the story, but shit, I’ve run out of interesting ways to call her a diseased spelunking deathhole.

#45, 46: thanks for the info, guys. kinda figured as much… i guess kilmer had more time on his hands than i thought.

i’d like to reiterate that i literally threw up in my mouth when i saw those.

He must of been very dirty and very disgusting because it looked like Paris didn’t even enjoy that…and that just boggles my mine… :o

thanks Useless…i think heh

er am i the only one that sees the remarkable resemblence between Iceman and the cavemen in the Geico commercial???????

no im not being facetious im dead on serious
…the mouth, the hair, the blank stare its val ferkristsakes

Has anyone actually seen Wonderland? Paris had a bit part in the movie. These definitely aren’t stills. These probably were taken around the time the movie was shot, but these are definitely not taken from the movie.

ive seen Wonderland and the pictures here before they were removed … she barely spoke in that movie and there was no tongue-wrestling involved with Kilmer and she that those could have been stills … just all kinds of nasty

… whenever I think of Paris Hilton, I think of the following “Family Guy” quote:

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland’s house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

http://castironskillet.livejournal.com/284649.html

click there and see what the fuss is about

blech

WOW. That is GROSS SAD.

I wonder what Paris’s boy toy of the moment, Stavros Niarchos, thinks of these pictures?

Or was she doing Paris Latsis when these taken?

Oh the Drama. tsk tsk.

Lindsay Lohan drops and gives blowjobs. She couldn’t do a pushup if her life depended on it. A blowjob on the other hand is something she can do blindfolded and in fact she has probably given many blowjobs blindfolded, tied up, on her knees, in bathrooms, behind dumpsters, cars etc. She sucks!

Lindsay Lohan drops and gives blowjobs. She couldn’t do a pushup if her life depended on it. A blowjob on the other hand is something she can do blindfolded and in fact she has probably given many blowjobs blindfolded, tied up, on her knees, in bathrooms, behind dumpsters, cars etc. She sucks!

Lindsay Lohan drops and gives blowjobs. She couldn’t do a pushup if her life depended on it. A blowjob on the other hand is something she can do blindfolded and in fact she has probably given many blowjobs blindfolded, tied up, on her knees, in bathrooms, behind dumpsters, cars etc. She sucks!

ladybug, another kilmer here. changed through marriage though, so i don’t have to worry. but seriously, if we are family, and there’s a good chance we are, we have to stick together! i didn’t see the photos, but i thank the posters with the common sense and good grace to put some perspective on it.