I don’t know how old these pictures are, but I’m sure this is one of those days that Val Kilmer wishes he could erase. I mean getting photographed trying to desperately tongue kiss Paris Hilton? He might as well have been taped masturbating to a Powerpuff Girls cartoon. At least it would’ve been less embarrassing.
EDIT: Sorry guys, had to take down the photos. If you missed it, your eyes should be thanking you.
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rivercmb | February 8, 2006 at 5:57 am
But I thought Maverick was his wing man?….
Is this some of her repo stuff.
AmberDextrose | February 8, 2006 at 6:31 am
Counselling! I demand counselling! I want to apologise here and now for sneering at any previous posters who claimed to have lost their lunch over Superficial pics: I thought you were hamming it up. Bad bad karma.
My eyes are bleeding, agh, agh, agh (thank the Lord I can touch type because my retinas are burnt!)
amiantos | February 8, 2006 at 6:55 am
Looks like Val is wearing the beard (and the fatness) for his role in Wonderland. She had a bit part in that film. Her slight chubbiness in her face matches what she looked like in Wonderland.
Crazy Val. Why, Val, why?
boo | February 8, 2006 at 7:30 am
ughhh…. i havent even had my morning coffee, and i had to see THIS first thing. bah, gross, makes me want to vomit.
Bo_Smith | February 8, 2006 at 7:34 am
This is gross how could she kiss him. Is he going downhill? Remember when Leonardo was dating her those were the days!
billabong021 | February 8, 2006 at 7:43 am
HOley FUK that looks embarassing for val kilmer!
Bee | February 8, 2006 at 8:08 am
These photographs are most likely stills from the movie Wonderland. See because Val Kilmer was in that movie and so was the slut Paris.
So once again this site is speculating and creating unlikely scenarios out of bullshit.
BibaBui | February 8, 2006 at 8:10 am
Val Kilmer is wearing shining silver pants. Let
CheekyChops | February 8, 2006 at 8:11 am
That title could have read “Paris Hilton makes out with a homeless man” cause that’s what it looks like. It’s a whole big bowl of nasty.
BEAM | February 8, 2006 at 8:20 am
I assumed a star like Val Kilmer had much better options than, well, Paris Hilton. She’s really average looking at best and has a small rack. A major movie star like him should be banging some Adriana Lima lookalikes, not that cokehead peice of slop.
Kealeen | February 8, 2006 at 8:30 am
I don’t think Kilmer’s hair was that short in Wonderland, and Paris’ outfit doesn’t look like something she would’ve worn in the movie, so I doubt its a still. Seriously, they should use these pics to show kids what can go wrong if they try Ecstasy.
Bee | February 8, 2006 at 8:32 am
Well maybe its not a still but Val Kilmer would certainly not makeout with her because he wanted to.
If it’s not from the movie that the photos were taken on the set.
jennyjenjen | February 8, 2006 at 8:54 am
Number 5, SHE kiss HIM??? Noooooo how could Val fall from grace??? Number 11 is right. It is obvious that Val is the victim of a date rape drug, and Paris should be seriously questioned by the proper authorities. This type of criminal deviant behavior on anyones part, even an heiress.. will not be tolerated in America! The grassroots campaign starts here.. FREEVAL.ORG
kfedismybabydaddy | February 8, 2006 at 9:17 am
This is just nasty.
Sheva | February 8, 2006 at 9:25 am
Put her to work Val.
Nola | February 8, 2006 at 9:28 am
The last picture shows Paris giggling at the sight of Val’s career falling over dead at her feet.
Oh, the humanityyyyyyyyyy…
celeb_hater | February 8, 2006 at 9:36 am
On poster has it right. It was during the filming of wonderland or around that time. Paris had a bit part in the movie playing a skank. Or in otherwords, she was playing herself. Is her 15 mins up yet?
kroft | February 8, 2006 at 9:45 am
Val Kilmer might not be an A-lister but he’s had a much better career than Paris Hilton could ever hope to have. Unless you are talking about a career as a drunken table-dancing cab-peeing dog-abusing nipple-slipping crotch-showing personal-item-losing lazy-eyed piece of slutty white trash. Because despite his best efforts Val could never live up to the Paris standard there.
And he used to be married to Joanne Whalley, not a well-known actress but a far superior piece of ass to Paris in her prime, even if she always seemed like a real bitch in her movies.
Whatup | February 8, 2006 at 9:46 am
WTF I was eating something when I clicked on this page now I feel sick. Val just kissed like 50 other guys and 20 women and 4 dogs with that kiss!
ESQ | February 8, 2006 at 10:00 am
#11 I laughed when you wrote: “Seriously, they should use these pics to show kids what can go wrong if they try Ecstasy.”
I agree with the majority of the posts here it probably was when she played “Barbie” (what an appropriate name for her) in Wonderland which was made in 2003.
Lets hope Val Kilmer sues someone of these pictures and checks himself out for STDs immediately.
Alia | February 8, 2006 at 10:05 am
I hope in all that is holy that Val has by now gargled his mouth out with some Clorox. It is the only way to kill such a diease from Paris’ tongue.
PapaHotNuts | February 8, 2006 at 10:05 am
He runs less of a risk of infection by going to China or Thailand and humping every sickly chicken he could find.
Asian Bird Flu- O.K.
Paris Hilton Killer Beaver Syndrome- Death
LaydeeBug | February 8, 2006 at 10:12 am
Ewwwww, gross! I truly really felt revulsion when I saw that pic. Dude, you were BATMAN! Wha tha Fuk!?? He HAD to be super drunk or just really bored. Again, EWWWWWWWWW!!!!
LaydeeBug | February 8, 2006 at 10:13 am
I am ashamed to share the name Val with him. I’m gonna change it to Juana.
reesestet | February 8, 2006 at 10:17 am
Her parents must be proud.
gsprescueguy | February 8, 2006 at 10:29 am
Let’s see…..
This could be a PSA for anti-drugs, anti-drinking, STD’s, Mastercard Parody, etc…
Maybe something like this….
“See kids what drinking and drugs can get you: drunken, drug-induced pictures of you on the interenet kissing Paris Hilton/Val Kilmer (depending on who you think is worse, I can’t decided).”
Feel free to add or elaborate.
Darby | February 8, 2006 at 10:31 am
Great now he is a drunk perv who hits on girls half his age…classy.
manunited | February 8, 2006 at 10:43 am
To BEE, the thing that typed “So once again this site is speculating and creating unlikely scenarios out of bullshit”:
I have never been a fan of adding comments to these sites but I created an account for the first time because I am so sick of reading moronic responses such as yours.
If you look to the right you’ll find what we here in America call a “Disclaimer” – if you are unable to read it or understand it, let me know and I’ll retype it for you in size 36 font & put it into kiddie terms for you. So go ahead & read it, digest it for a bit & let us know your pathetic thoughts afterwards.
Now shut the eff up & let the rest of us people that actually have a sense of humor continue reading the good stuff that is celebrity gossip, fake or true.
star_strat45 | February 8, 2006 at 10:48 am
Gross, I’ve lost all respect for the man.
chewgees | February 8, 2006 at 11:12 am
Looks like Barry Gibb from the BeeGees. Whoever that is kissing that trash can called a woman deserves any sores he gets.
A2Bcom | February 8, 2006 at 11:16 am
My respect for Val has dropped about a thousand percent after seeing these. Even I wouldn’t kiss with that barbie girl, and I’m just a smuck. Yukkk….
Donald Rack | February 8, 2006 at 11:24 am
He probably had too much to drink after finishing Wonderland or something. He was using her the way she was meant to be used.
LaydeeBug | February 8, 2006 at 11:25 am
Manunited…you’re my hero. Say it loud, say it proud. You GO!!!
Average | February 8, 2006 at 11:27 am
++gives manunited a standing ovation++
JBird | February 8, 2006 at 11:39 am
Is it me or does he look less like Batman and more like a homeless Chuck Norris? weird.
GirlyGirl | February 8, 2006 at 11:47 am
WHOARF!!! Oh, ‘scuse me. Man. That was gross.
Mary45 | February 8, 2006 at 12:20 pm
See what can happen after an all nighter… Scary!
Aimtrue | February 8, 2006 at 12:21 pm
Were these pics pre-sex tape- If so one could suggest that Val had no idea how nasty she was. She is repulsive because of what/who she does. If Val had no idea he could claim he was just trying to get some for a hottie. If these are post sex-tape Val needs a full STD panel and some antibiotics.
escapevelocity | February 8, 2006 at 1:11 pm
I just threw up in my mouth.
Randall Fitzgerald | February 8, 2006 at 1:16 pm
If we are the believe the datestamp in the names, these pictures were either taken on January 2nd 2006 or February 1st 2006.
If we are to believe the datestamp, that is. Either way, GOD DAMNIT that’s disgusting.
Lynette Carrington | February 8, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Hey manunited, welcome and come back any time! What the hell was Val Kilmer thinking?!? Man, he really went slumming that night!
ESQ | February 8, 2006 at 1:57 pm
With thanks to posts #28 and #33
escapevelocity | February 8, 2006 at 2:08 pm
whoa, the photos were taken down? is paris hilton monitoring this site? i would’ve thought she’d be proud of her work.
Jayne | February 8, 2006 at 2:20 pm
my brother’s used the pictures on his wallpaper :(
Hollus | February 8, 2006 at 3:18 pm
escapevelocity, I was thinking more along the lines of Val wanting the pics down. I just can’t imagine why, of all the things Paris has done that have ended up on this site, pics of her making out with Val is the thing that angers her to the point of getting her people to get the pics removed.
Doc | February 8, 2006 at 3:34 pm
its gotta be Kilmer’s people responsible for pulling the photos down… he must be embarrassed or something… I dont think Paris gets embarrassed… if she does about this, what does that say about Val… damn…
Mary45 | February 8, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Maybe these were some of the “items” removed from her unpaid storage unit,
Celetina | February 8, 2006 at 3:43 pm
I saw the photos earlier this morning, and I can in fact confirm that they were from movies, specifically the vomit fetish video “Ugly Putz and Drunken Sluts Are Here To Make You Puke Your Guts vol. 319″. The same photos were also cited in the famous medical documentary “A Step-By-Step Guide To Contracting HIV”.
Useless101 | February 8, 2006 at 4:28 pm
Useless Things has em up.
http://uslessthings.blogspot.com/
teacupwithachip | February 8, 2006 at 5:49 pm
Well, look at the bright side. My Val Kilmer fan club has been buzzing all day.