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Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos were spotted buying DVD’s last Saturday despite reports they’ve broken up and he’s been seeing Lindsay Lohan. Paris even tore into Lindsay on Monday for her relationship with him, which leads me to believe something happened between Saturday and Monday, like maybe an awkward threesome where Stavros was paying more attention to Lindsay. Which makes sense, because if you have to stick your penis in a mouse trap or a meat grinder, you always go with the mouse trap.
More shots of Paris and Stavros after the jump, including a closeup of Paris’ purchase: Kathy Griffin – Allegedly.
I can’t wait for the next article about Paris Hilton on this site… “Paris Walks Outside” or maybe “Paris Hilton Has Her Picture Taken”. Goody goody gumdrops.
Paris no chance to ever be cute. One only has a few shots at getting a nosejob right before their faces turn into mutilated vaginal caverns like the Jackson’s. Unfortunately for her, her plastic surgeon must have studied rhinoplasty under Dr. Moreau.
All 925 species of living bats worldwide would like to extend Paris a warm ‘thank you’ for providing them a dark moist place to roost.
#41 – Did you just finished readingAmerican Psycho?
Is Paris fucking color blind from slurping too much cock?
I heard if a woman has sex with too many different men, her coochie gets problems and sends a message to her brain in a desperate bid to stop more disease by making her color blind.
This in the hope to make all cocks look alike and thus debilitate the slut gene.
#1: no, that looks like either a sweater my grandma would make, or one that my Mom would find at the thrift store.
#1: no, that looks like either a sweater my grandma would make, or one that my Mom would find at the thrift store.
“Stavros, I haven’t put out a porn movie in so long. Look even Kathy Griffin has one. Allegedly anyway”.
Paris looks cute here.
Wow.
That’s like Jesus stepping off the cross and eating a horde of adorable babies.
It just shouldn’t happen.
I’d go back to that Stavros hottie if I were here. He’s hawt!! Hmmm, now I am imagining a Stavros Eric Balfour sandwich.
uhhh.. guys.. that’s not paris hilton.
1) she’s not dressed like paris
2) paris’ nose is a lot more hooked and weird than that
It pains me from the bottom of my heart to compliment Paris Hilton… but I must say that outfit looks lovely on her.
That said, she’s still a brainles cum-dumpster whose crab-infested labias are so overstretched that they actually make clapping sounds as she walks.
Who the fudge is this duffus? all he seems to do is shag around between mary kate, lohan and paris… does he actually have a job? DUFFUS!
Hey All. Want you to know your comments n this site rock my world at work all day. But c’mon it is a lindsay/paris site. no worries. in these pics, this guy looks hot as hell. if he was on antibiotics fer a long time after paris n lindsay i would have no prb spendin his money. he looks like a whipped puppy in these pics. guess paris got pissed he did loho. who paid for the dvd’s, looks like she’s payin from the look on her face. i get the same look when i go shoppin with the hubby. it’s the kinda look that says “yeah you can lick pretty good but otherwise yer pretty useless.” ROCK ON ALL.
PS Paris is very fake she has brown eyes people, those r contacts n i find it strange that both lindsay’s parents have brown eyes n the pics i’ve seen of her siblings are brown eyed, where does lindsay get them irish green/blue eyes anyway>guess them contacts are easy to get once ya hit the million mark. ROCK ON ALL.
arrghhh!! it’s NOT PARIS!!! can’t you tell!!
at least the person you are all complimenting is not actually her
My cute step-gran, aged 83, has an embroidered sweater very similar to Paris’, only without the kicky little peplum.
Oh, well. As others have said, at least she’s covered up. And her hair looks clean and brushed. I have not yet recovered from watching her new video here the other day, where her hair looked like it was matted together with suntan oil, sand and a little bit of vomit.
But Stavros Nachos…what’s his deal? I can believe how dirty and hideous he looks. Unshaven, messy, dirty hair, wicked ugly shoes and an outfit that looks like a hand-me-down from a hobo. Nice. Very nice.
She doesn’t look cute – that outfit is horrible. One can only assume she’s wearing it to scare the sores off of her body.
Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Paris with that much clothes on her. Must have been a really cold day or something.
you’d think that she could spare a few bucks to get her hideous beak fixed.
WOW no nipple , I almost forgot what cloths looked like on her, Either way I feel like I’m looking at a alien corpse walking around with sunglasses!
she’s too stupid to like kathy griffin and she looks like one of those kids who’s trying to dress nice but really smell like pancake syrup…
play nice little children :)
you get so cross
when you arent being noticed :)
there’s enough for everyone ))
…meanwhile :)
i cant quite decide
between
my little pony
or
buttercup care bear
lol babes :)
…meanwhile
in other news…
DIXIE CHICKS star NATALIE MAINES can’t keep her mouth shut in London, it seems, after making another controversial statement in a UK newspaper. The WIDE OPEN SPACES singer became a target for American patriots in 2003 after she criticised President GEORGE W BUSH during a London concert. Maines’ life was threatened and Dixie Chicks tracks were banned from country music radio stations after the outspoken singer declared she was “ashamed” to come from the same state as Bush (Texas). And now Maines is testing Americans again by questioning patriotism in British newspaper The Daily Telegraph. She says, “The entire country (US) may disagree with me, but I don’t understand the necessity for patriotism. Why do you have to be a patriot? About what? This land is our land? Why? “You can like where you live and like your life, but, as for loving the whole country… I don’t see why people care about patriotism.” The comment appeared in the newspaper on Thursday (15JUN06), just before the trio took to the Shepherd’s Bush Empire stage – the same London venue where Maines made her infamous remarks about President Bush.
17/06/2006 09:53
i love this babe :)
why haven’t we heard of them?
source:
http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/maines attacks american patriotism in london newspaper_1000068
…hello ?
…
…pAris wanted me
…to show you this…
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=4657
i must be the only sane person here
HEY DOES ANYONE BESIDE’S ME THINK THAT THEY ARE BUYING HER SEX TAPE FOR THEM BOTH TO WATCH? LMAO
*sigh* and just when I thought I couldn’t have a lower opinion of PH…she goes and buys(or considers buying) a Kathy Griffin DVD. Well, that there even IS a Kathy Griffin DVD available is in itself…quite astonishing.
Next PH will be announcing she’s having a baby in Namibia…no wait…wrong skank. my bad.
#ok psycology 101
to explain…
ignore the first two pics, they are just background and context
we will call the full size pics 1, 2 and 3
there are two different stories
being portrayed here
pic 1.
paris is being demure, virginal
…and the guy is walking on past
…he might have stopped…
…but he doesn’t have an opening
…ok on to pics 2& 3
…which are a time progression
pic.2
paris knows he’s approaching
and does the pony thing
of putting her back leg out… :)
…he is trying to pretend
…that he doesn’t see
…the come on…
pic.3
she adopts pony stance
he adopts protective stance
aahhh :) sweeet :)
can i have one?
…no sweetheart…
…you are destined
…to die alone :)
LAST!!!
nah.. i need to be last.. so i can have the last word!!
it’s been driving me crazy..
THAT’S NOT PARIS!!
*tears out hair*
#1: I think the question you meant to ask was “Is Paris Hilton actually wearing clothes here?”
horrible outfit…must be from sister nicky’s new “librarian chic” collection