A rep for Paris Hilton has implied that she and Stavros Niarchos have broken up. When asked if the two had split, Paris’ rep told People magazine:
“It is not my policy to comment on my client
Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos break up
May 2nd, 2006 // 91 Comments
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The ‘rep’ doesn’t comment on her personal life??? Does Paris have any other life? Oh, the rep must only comment on her professional carear. Oh, right – no job. OK the rep must comment on all her humanties work. Even funnier! This rep has it made…all she has to do is continue to say “It is not my policy to comment on my client
Jugsgirl — WHO FUCKING CARES WHAT TEMPERATURE YOU LIKE? Go to MySpace and post pictures of your cooch so Canadian douchebags the world over can view your swampy clap trap.
Yes, I am indeed a proud Canadian. Now if you will excuse me I have to go (insert stereotypical comment about Canadians here).
sweetcheeks,
what is the temperature that you like?
bigjim, would u like me to post photos of my cooch on myspace for your viewing pleasure?
sweetcheeks is just begging for the anal cattleprod, cliff pushing treatment.
i miss the good ole days of the superficial. this site is so boring.
oh laydeebug, papahotnuts i am lost without you.
#55:
Hell, YES! I luv da cooch!
What do you think burns more? Paris peeling off her underwear during a Herpes flare, or Tom Cruise’s ass when Katie forgets to Lube up the strap on?
The sexual tension between jugsgirl and bigjim is really hot. I mean, it’s just too intense. *rolling eyes*
#59 LMAO
Awww, pinky, didn’t you see the nice things I said about your Shaq’s massive cock post? Go have a look.
Oh, and Gossipmonger — what kind of neighbour? Which direction?
In related news, Stavros joined the not very exclusive Paris Hilton Valtrex Club. Members are given one free years worth of Valtrex, a signed pair of bloodstained panties courtesy of Paris, and the honor of being publicly bestowed with a dose of celebrity herpes. As they say, “One night in Paris… a lifetime of pustulant sores on your manpole.”
My mouth is burning from the hot peppers I ate on my sandwich today. This is news, isn’t it??? Anybody?? ……… Anybody??
I’m from Canada. We call Saskatoon… Snatch-a-spoon, and we call Saskatchewan… Sa-snatch-ewan
It goes like this:
Snatch-a-spoon Sa-snatch-ewan (say it real fast ten times).
And for all of you who are going to slam me for poking fun at the name of my city and province…. What the hell do you expect me to do in the fucking tundra!! We are expecting snow here sometime this evening… I’m serious… check out the weather network.
im not even getting a little turned on by sweetcheeks insulting me.
bigjim-
insult me please. harder harder harder
asmith, you should try eating icecream or some cooch, that normally works for me.
Sorry, but I’m having a hard time coming up with anything bad to say about someone who calls themselves “jugsgirl”… bitch.
On count of three, One, Two, Three, Who gives a fuck? Herpes will be with another billionaire next week? I mean the sad part is that the billionaires sink to the level of dating skanky ass Paris Hilton, I mean they can’t do any better with a billion bucks. Hell I would think you could get Paris for a can of wine and some xanax.
Thanks BigJim for the compliments. I heart you too.
But just don’t try to sneak into my country, I know how drunk you Canadians are. LOL
Busted. It’s 10:48 AM and I’m already on my fifth beer. Or is that my sixth? Damn, getting too drunk to count.
Pass the Molson XXX!! Thankfully I live close to the border, used to love going over there when I was 18 to drink hard beer!
wow what a surprise, no really, it’s a surprise, i was starting to think they’re were both dumb enough for each other.
meh. they lasted way longer than i expected them to. i wonder who shes gonna try to hump next..wait no i don’t
oh yeah and 33. yesterday wasnt just about MEXICANS it was about all latin american people
Actually #73,
yesterday was supposedly about the rights of illegal aliens. It’s very racist for you to assume that all illegal aliens are Latin. how un PC of you, I’m going to tell Edna Bambrick. ;)
@ 57
Sorry, but the site is really going to shit. Hard to have fun when the post topics are this fucking pitiful. I also have no desire to get into a US/Canadian discussion today.
Wanna hear a secret? I don’t care for Paris Hilton.
Money can’t buy love.. In this case class, happiness, a clue, an education above learning ABC’s and 123′s, OR a sure fire method of getting rid of herpes for good.
I, not being the original Edna, but taking on her namesake, will be reporting all disgusting posts.
I hate Paris in the springtime;
I hate Paris in the fall;
I hate Paris, oh I hate Paris!
Money can’t buy everything
Money can’t make you a queen
Money can’t buy happiness
Money can’t get all the rest.
But the one thing I am sure
Money Dosen’t make you poor
Money dosen’t make you sad
Money Can’t be all that bad.
Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Go to Fred Segal, you’ll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She’s dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now)
Disease’s growing, it’s epidemic
I’m scared that there ain’t a cure
The world believes it and I’m going crazy
I cannot take any more
I’m so glad that I’ll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That’s what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY
(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Oh my God that was really long.
Where oh, where are mamacita, oshkosh and biatcho to take care of this lamebanans person. She needs to be shamed and emotionally scarred by rapier wit and new and inventive swear words. I am not up to the challenge, but here I go…
@80 and 81 Shut the fuck up. Your posts are shittier than an over crowded chicken coop oozing with juicy bird droppings. You have the sense of humor of a 12 year old mentally handicapped mongoloid midget (which I suspect you are).
Apologies to any real mongoloid midgets out there. I’m sure you are smarter and funnier than lamebanans.
I’m done. I don’t feel better, though.
in other news tcltc
Sorry I have to say it…but…illegal aliens have no rights…the key word here is illegal ie criminal…in the U.S. criminals don’t have many basic rights whether they are citizens or not…ok I’m off my soapbox. And in other news…Tom Cruise still loves the cock!
Iambananas…you posted that entire song on the other thread. um, please stop.
WTF…I have your Vicodin. Wait, no I don’t. If I did I would be in a lot better mood.
LittleWatson …I’m cool Peter Dohetry supplied me.
Oh…maybe he was cold shaking in that picture.
I’m thinking her next boyfriend will be William Hung. Wouldn’t that make an interesting sex tape?
Cool thing about Canada is, all the hot pussy…. keeps us warm during our long hard winter… With BigJim’s long, hard, uh ahem…
Flames have to pull it out… Battle of Alberta…
When I see that a girl, even one as wealthy as Paris, breaks up with a guy as rich as Stav I can’t help but call bullshit. Girls like her hang onto boys like that tighter than a barnacle to a Carnival cruise ship.
He must have found someone else’s beef curtains more aesthetically pleasing.