A rep for Paris Hilton has implied that she and Stavros Niarchos have broken up. When asked if the two had split, Paris’ rep told People magazine:
“It is not my policy to comment on my client
Don’t forget they are also both covered with her pus.
Please — I can’t take more about this SKANK.
That bitch goes through manwhores like candy. She needs to stop spreading around her cooties…
im just having a hard time figuring out why anyone else thinks the public gives a shit?
she looks like an old woman these past few weeks, giant wide face with a fake ass smile. still would bang her though
in better news, a new chicago hot dog place just opened on my little island. i’m so exited. i think i will have a chicago dog for lunch. i hate johnny cakes.
Well, golly gee! Paris is single? Do you think that means I have a chance with her? I mean, I only bring in $35k a year, and I drive a rusty Ford Escort, and I still live with my parents, but we’d have love to keep us together. Lots of love. Lots of dirty, nasty, anal love. Rusty Trombone kinda love.
Fucking her in the pooper with a cattle prod kinda love. I love you so much that I couldn’t possibly stand the thought of anyone else ever having you so I’ve got to push you off this cliff kinda love.
Yeah, that kinda love. There would be just too much heartbreak involved, so maybe I’d just fastfoward to the cliff pushing part.
I think Paris Hilton may very well be the most useless “celebrity” on the planet.
I am willing to bet that the break-up had something to do with her scorching case of herpes.
oh bigjim, you have a chance with me!
wait, im a whore, its more than a chance. we have probably already slept together.
r u from chicago? i love chicago hot dogs.
BigJim: Love me dirty and I won’t even give you the herpes.
Jugsgirl: What do you plan on doing with your chicago dog you keep talking about?
I prefer Salt Lake City dogs.
oh damn, I was sure that was gonna last. they say the couple that endures tri-facto STD outbreaks together stays together. I bet that Hugh Heffner video confirmed his suspicion that yes, paris does remind him of a two dollar hooker he once knew.
Not from Chicago, but I’ve been to that lovely city. To give you a hint, my team lost to Anaheim last night. Fucking duck fuckers.
im gonna smother it in relish, mustard, peppers, and wrap in it a poppy seed bun….
then im gonna have my way with it. wow im so exited. its been over a year since i moved to this pathetic place. hot dogs excite me.
what would happen if a donut shop opened here? i would die and go to heaven.
Paris this. Paris that.
I’m actually looking for word to K-Fed-up/Brit “fatass” Spears. Where is my Vicodin?
*forward (yes that was a mistype, im not a TOTAL idiot. i dropped out at after learning my ABC’s)
this is too much, im going back to bed. :-/
I hate this bitch. Can’t we talk about Katie Holmes instead?
ATTN SUPERFISH EDITORS: time for some new writing talent. with this blurb, it has crossed into the realm of Embarassingly Bad.
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