Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos break up

first?
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Don’t forget they are also both covered with her pus.

Who?

Please — I can’t take more about this SKANK.

That bitch goes through manwhores like candy. She needs to stop spreading around her cooties…

im just having a hard time figuring out why anyone else thinks the public gives a shit?

she looks like an old woman these past few weeks, giant wide face with a fake ass smile. still would bang her though

in better news, a new chicago hot dog place just opened on my little island. i’m so exited. i think i will have a chicago dog for lunch. i hate johnny cakes.

Well, golly gee! Paris is single? Do you think that means I have a chance with her? I mean, I only bring in $35k a year, and I drive a rusty Ford Escort, and I still live with my parents, but we’d have love to keep us together. Lots of love. Lots of dirty, nasty, anal love. Rusty Trombone kinda love.

Fucking her in the pooper with a cattle prod kinda love. I love you so much that I couldn’t possibly stand the thought of anyone else ever having you so I’ve got to push you off this cliff kinda love.

Yeah, that kinda love. There would be just too much heartbreak involved, so maybe I’d just fastfoward to the cliff pushing part.

I think Paris Hilton may very well be the most useless “celebrity” on the planet.

I am willing to bet that the break-up had something to do with her scorching case of herpes.

oh bigjim, you have a chance with me!

wait, im a whore, its more than a chance. we have probably already slept together.

r u from chicago? i love chicago hot dogs.

BigJim: Love me dirty and I won’t even give you the herpes.

Jugsgirl: What do you plan on doing with your chicago dog you keep talking about?

I prefer Salt Lake City dogs.

oh damn, I was sure that was gonna last. they say the couple that endures tri-facto STD outbreaks together stays together. I bet that Hugh Heffner video confirmed his suspicion that yes, paris does remind him of a two dollar hooker he once knew.

Not from Chicago, but I’ve been to that lovely city. To give you a hint, my team lost to Anaheim last night. Fucking duck fuckers.

im gonna smother it in relish, mustard, peppers, and wrap in it a poppy seed bun….

then im gonna have my way with it. wow im so exited. its been over a year since i moved to this pathetic place. hot dogs excite me.

what would happen if a donut shop opened here? i would die and go to heaven.

Paris this. Paris that.
I’m actually looking for word to K-Fed-up/Brit “fatass” Spears. Where is my Vicodin?

*forward (yes that was a mistype, im not a TOTAL idiot. i dropped out at after learning my ABC’s)

this is too much, im going back to bed. :-/

I hate this bitch. Can’t we talk about Katie Holmes instead?

ATTN SUPERFISH EDITORS: time for some new writing talent. with this blurb, it has crossed into the realm of Embarassingly Bad.

i bet tom cruise loves the hot dog.

I wouldn’t fuck Paris with jugsgirls hot dog.

tom loves the kielbasa!

BigJim, I drive a rusty Ford Escort, too! Actually, it’s more dented than rusty, but it starts shaking if I go over 60. If it makes it to 70 I feel like I’m inside a pocket rocket.

Maybe the herpes that she gave him finally completed the incubation period.

I’ve got a pocket rocket for ya…

LMFAO……………
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/paris-hilton-digging.jpg

Paris Hilton is a very classy person – I don’t know WHY people say she has CRABS?!?!

A well informed Greek tycoon doesn’t risk the Paris cootie.
He just does an end around run and exits stage left when done.

Yep, he’s done.

Oh BigJim, we are neighbours.. Forget Paris, lets do Calgary together…

At least she gave him one thing that he’ll have forever… Her LOVE, people! Love!
Oh, and festering penile sores.

bj,
are you a canadian?

gm,
are you a canadian?

are there many mexicans in canada?
did they work yesterday?

Everyone knows you’re nobody till you’ve fucked Paris Hilton.

Any bets on who she gives herpes to next? Maybe she’ll dig on Jake Gyllenhall in that gay spandex. And since he obviously like ugly bitches with little boy bodies (Kirsten, Heath, etc) they would be perfect.

I’m proud to be a nobody and jugsgirl, I’m not Canadian.

*adds Maggie Gyllenhall to Jake’s ‘been there’ list*

In celebration of this news, Mary Kate Olsen eats not one, not two, but three kernels of corn!

You know what’s interesting? Listening to BigJim and jugsgirl banter about doing it, possibly having done it, doing it in the bottom, whether he has herpes, where they’re from, if they’re canadian, blah blah blah BLAH BLAH.

No, wait, it ISN’T interesting?

sweetcheeks can lick my hotdog after it comes out of paris hilton’s thunder cunt.

bjpack shutup – i only talk to nasty sluts who are somebodys.

i was talking to bigjim.

Good, now she can focus on selling that wine in a can and spreading disease….

I wonder if her herpes and crabs battle it out, we could get another Starship Troopers movie out of it……..

You know, I usually wash my hands before eating, not “shove my soon-to-be meal into Paris Hilton’s thunder cunt.” But whatever works for you. You ARE Canadian.

im no canadian.

Actors…professional athletes…politicians have ‘reps’. I just love that Paris has a rep. Totally cracks me up. Why is this? What in gods name does this slut do (not who – or how many times). This tool needs a rep just because she’s a rich, dumb whore! Hilarious!!!!! :-)

jugs, shut up is two words.

“It is not my policy to comment on my client

Hot dogs always make my tummy feel funny ;-)

not that i don’t love canadians, i just can’t handle temperatures under 80 d.f.

sorry bjpack, next time i will just tell you to hush.

# 33 There are hardly any Mexicans in Canada. We put up a big fence that keeps out a lot of Americans as well.
We call it winter.