Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchros accept drugs from Steve-O

Steve-O gave them a stack of books – the “mind-altering substances.” They went into a psychotropic stupor after just one paragraph.

Wasn’t Stavros the 4th Hanson? Look at his pic and tell me he isn’t one of the Hanson boys. Mmmmm Bop was a pure jam Stavros. You gotta love Steve-O for ratting out these two megatards on national TV. I am really tiring of this gutter-whore making the news everyday. I hope she just goes ahead and dies from an overdose of semen and vodka- my semen preferably.

Oh no! Now D.A.R.E. will have to find a new spokesperson! Who knew Paris Hilton was a coked up nutjob?! Oh, right, everyone.

Ew. Is it me or is Paris starting to look like Nicole?

If I was a celebrety in Canada and lived this lifestyle, I’d have Christian and Mental Health Works people at my door. They’d have plastic bags with balloons and coloring books trying to keep me “in a calm state”. It is evident Paris plays the duct and knows she can get away with it.

Shaun — “plays the duct”? Is that some new-fangled slang for something? Is it like, silver-colored tape that can fix anything? Or is this Great White North lingo? Paris Hilton is an amazing phenomenon … people will be studying her fame a hundred years from now, showing indusputable links to the destruction of Western Civilization in books with titles like, “Ho – Tell”

Okay…I met steve-o at the Roxy about a year ago and then a few times after that. And let me tell you…I don’t think that man is capable of being sober. I think he is perma fried…I can totally see him selling all kinds of hollywood laced drugs to celebrities.

Oh…and talking about on national TV…the man has no inner monologue.

Anyone else see “House Of Wax”? One can only hope that maybe life will one day imitate art.

I saw P Diddy’s “White Party” on E!TV about a yr ago, and the entire time she was there, her eyes were rolled up to the back of her head like she had stored 40 tabs of X in her ass. In every photo, she had the half-closed crazy eye. She was hanging over this guy like a limp fur and practically licking his face.

It would probably save a lot of time if we’d just point out when she’s NOT completely fucked up on something. “Oh look… There’s Paris…and her pupils aren’t the size of manholes.”

Whoever said that Steve-o is incapable of being sober… I second that. He lives in a perpetual state of High. But I don’t doubt for one second that he’s telling the truth.

The only drug I want anyone giving Paris Hilton is cyanide. Lots of cyanide.

Or a bullet to the head. Wait, a bullet isn’t a drug is it?

Eh, whatever it takes to shut her the hell up.

Jehanne, Paris still looks hot to me in that pretty black shirt.. wait… that’s her right?!
There’s something weird about her hair. It looks like its floating.

who wouldn’t accept “mind altering substances” from Steve-O?

Seriously Brit, I bet Steve-O gets the absolute best s**t! And I think he’s just dumb or high enough to have let the truth slip to impress his crush Jimmy Kimmel. Oh wait, Steve-O is MY crush and Jimmy is…well…a toad.

Where’s the guy who made up the name “Starving Nachos” for him? That was good!

to quote my favourite line of all time:

Paris Hilton must be stopped. With bullets. Fired from a gun. By me.

Mateo called him Starving Nachos a while back. But I don’t think anyome can take the credit for giving him that name. i think it was one of those things that was just tooooo easy to do, and see.

Kinda like a collective mindtrip that EVERYONE had at the same time. we all realized this guy was lame.

yeah, Steve-O is pretty credible…then again, paris said they *didn’t* do any drugs, and we know that isn’t true…so…er….so confusing!
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It is good!
I think he’s just dumb or high enough to have let the truth slip to impress his crush Jimmy Kimmel.