Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler fist fight. Seriously.


Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler both filed police reports this morning alleging they were attacked. Paris claims Moakler punched her in the jaw and Moakler claims Paris’s ex Stavros Niarchos poured a drink over her head and shoved her down some stairs. So basically today is the best day ever. The incident happened at Hyde at around 1:10 AM when Shanna confronted Paris and started screaming obscenities, at one point punching her in the jaw with a closed fist. The bad blood is the result of Paris getting it on with Shanna’s estranged husband Travis Barker, and a source close to Paris reveals that Shanna has been leaving “menacing” messages on Paris’s answering machine.

I don’t normally pick sides when it comes to catfights – I usually just pour some jello or mud on the contestants – but in this case I’m going to have to side with Stavros Niarchos. Pouring drinks on her head and pushing her down the stairs? All he needs to add to his repertoire is pinching her arm and accusing her of having cooties and he’ll be the oldest 4th grader in town. Classiest too. And as for Shanna herself? Well for now we’ll just refer to her as Superman, because punching Paris Hilton in the face is right up there with pulling babies from burning buildings and fighting terrorists.

Some more shots of Paris and Shanna at Hyde after the jump.

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