Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler both filed police reports this morning alleging they were attacked. Paris claims Moakler punched her in the jaw and Moakler claims Paris’s ex Stavros Niarchos poured a drink over her head and shoved her down some stairs. So basically today is the best day ever. The incident happened at Hyde at around 1:10 AM when Shanna confronted Paris and started screaming obscenities, at one point punching her in the jaw with a closed fist. The bad blood is the result of Paris getting it on with Shanna’s estranged husband Travis Barker, and a source close to Paris reveals that Shanna has been leaving “menacing” messages on Paris’s answering machine.
I don’t normally pick sides when it comes to catfights – I usually just pour some jello or mud on the contestants – but in this case I’m going to have to side with Stavros Niarchos. Pouring drinks on her head and pushing her down the stairs? All he needs to add to his repertoire is pinching her arm and accusing her of having cooties and he’ll be the oldest 4th grader in town. Classiest too. And as for Shanna herself? Well for now we’ll just refer to her as Superman, because punching Paris Hilton in the face is right up there with pulling babies from burning buildings and fighting terrorists.
Some more shots of Paris and Shanna at Hyde after the jump.
i need video :)
TEAM SHANNA!
Anyone else with me?
That’s hot!
That’s hot!
I really hope they were playing that old house song “STOMP! Yea that’s the idea!”. Or another classic “Bitches Ain’t Shit But Hoes and Tricks”. Either would have perfect described the clash of these walking petri dishes.
Oh yea, TCLTC.
Another thing, it’s not technically a fist fight if you only participate as the recipient of the fist. We like to call theat opening up a family size can of Whup Ass.
So she really is trying to be a badass huh?
Quick question, when did she start dating Joe Pesci?
I hope he whacks that bitch when he finds out she gave him herpes!!!!!!!!!
she’s always trying to vicitimize herself. Go team Shanna indeed!!
At least Paris and Nicole are friends again.
I really like this story. Especially Stravos pouring the drink on Shanna’s head and shoving her down the stairs. Now THAT is hot! I get all tingly in my girlie parts when I hear a juicy story like that about a man physically abusing a woman. Mmmmmmmm, yeah.
See Stallion… it’s just this easy!
Best day EVER. This is just too hilarious.
And what kind of punk bitch guy pours a drink on a woman and pushes her down some fucking stairs? What the hell?
Paris has to stop blowing her cock-breath into people’s faces or she’s not going to have any friends anymore.
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GOOOOO SHANNA!!!!!!!
BEAT THAT BITCH DOWN TO THE GROUND.
it’s about fucking time someone punched paris in the face. if i knew shanna’s contact info, i would send her over a very nice gift.
next time, Parasite should really be careful who’s man she fucks with, it might be a crowbar across her head next.
* waits patiently with fingers crossed *
Isn’t Stravos from Greece?
Hey Stallion!!
Shanna didn’t hit her hard enough, Paris isn’t crying. Now if we had photos of Paris crying again, that would be the best day ever.
16-I wish that there was even a good bitch-slapping hand print across Paris’ stupid face…but I do still feel like Christmas came early this year!!
If Stavros Niarchos poured a drink on Shanna Moakler’s head, then how is her hair dry in these photos?
They should both be pushed down some stairs for fighting over Travis Barker. Ew.
Caaaaaaaat fiiiiiiiiiiight!
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Shanna better wash her hands
http://www.celebslam.com
Ooohhh, a cat-fight. *clapping hand vigorously* Loves it!!
Show the claws girls.
Hi Stally… you well hung horse-cock stud!
“Stally” is my pet name for Italian Stallion.
Perhaps Shanna was offended by Paris’ bad-ass middle finger t-shirt. I would be.
Though I’d be more offended by Paris giving me genital warts just by looking at me. Thanks Paris.
What’s up Guy, don’t really care for the “Stally” nickname, but what ever floats your boat dude……………..
5: The walking petri dishes comment made me shoot beverage out of my left nostril.
@24 by boat you meant Ferry, right?
If only they’d both had knives or those baseball bats with the long nails in them.
I don’t know what’s better. This or reading Foley’s preverted IMs.
Shanna needs to get street on her ass.
As any good soon to be ex-wife would do, throw a brick through her windshield. And hit her in the face, then lie like a mother-fucker.
Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Oh and closed-fist uppercuts to the jaw are not “catfights,” people.
I despise Paris Hilton, but I am siding with her on this one! I can’t stand Shanna Moakler and what a lazy whale she is. How did Paris even do anything wrong? She kissed/sexed a man who is in the process of a DIVORCE. Lest we forget why Travis and Shanna are getting divorced… Travis said that Shanna cheated on him, so how does she get off punching someone? Good thing she was already thrown off Dancing with the Stars otherwise she would be whining on TV next week about what a victim she is, just like she did when the show started. At least Paris knows how to work fame (whether it’s deserved or not).
Catfights are the best show on earth, I get to watch the girls roll around and tear each others clothes off and when it seems like its getting out of hand then I get to jump in and pretend to break it off then the girls will decide to take their frustration out on me and hopefully, (this is the best part) they jump on top of me.
all I need is whip cream when I jump in…
There is never a bad reason for punching Paris Hilton in the face… just wear gloves.
If Paris was a “true badass” she would’ve stuck her finger in her cunt, popped open a herpes sore, and rubbed it in Shanna’s eye.
That’s how a true badass rolls.
Why the hell would anybody fight over Travis Barker? Creepy little fucker. Stavros forgot to pull Shanna’s braids and gross her out with assorted bugs and/or frogs he keeps in his pockets for just such an occasion. He’s gonna lose his recess if he doesn’t do better than that.
Dammit, where’s everybody been the last couple of days?
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======== The pic of Paris’ face after the beat down on thebosh.com
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@35- ApacheRose, it’s me, Walrus.
Are you talking about here or on the Blogspots?
What has always been so funny to me is how a a significant other will go after the person who is with their partner. If you have a problem a sane person would deal directly with their significant other because the ‘other woman’ is just that… someone who had no commitment to them. Going after the other woman just makes you look like an immature idiot which in turn makes you look less attractive to your significant other.
All of this stems from insecurity and is truly a case of needing some jello or mud to at least make it more entertaining!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
@38- the blogs. I’d been sort of trying to avoid the ‘Fish after some assorted bullshit a while back. As you can see, it’s working beautifully. *eyeroll*
“I have a GREAT life!” – afj
btw,
i wish my daddy would buy me a babysitter / chauffeur / personal-adult-thoughts-generator / private spin doctor
wtf!
Here’s that “Bosh” link
http://www.thebosh.com/
Forgive me dude!
How funny !
If Mrs Hilton go to jail maybe she will be catfighted during shower
time ….
Quite sure that Shanna,lindsay and Nicole would dream to see that …!
lol
#40 The blogs ate up too much of my time. There’s so many of them now and trying to “find someone” is a pain.
Don’t dislike me, but I’m not going to be on them as often.
I will however, read them and their comments feverously for a good laugh.
If she was punched in the jaw, why is the fake looking bump near her eye?
Its about time someone gave Paris, the herpes infested superslut, a really good beating.
46- So a good old fashioned Donkey Punch doesn’t count?
what was shanna doing at a club, isnt she in bed 24/7… dreaming up ways to spend her millions in child support.
#2, I’m with you! Team Shanna!
Anyone who would punch Paris Hilton in the face is alright with me. I just wish there was video of it somewhere.
“punched her in the jaw”
I’m masturbating to this as we speak…
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