Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie get cancelled

July 31st, 2007 // 84 Comments
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E! has officially cancelled The Simple Life and they’re blaming the overexposure of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. A source at E! tells Us:

“We felt like the real life drama of their lives overshadowed anything happening on the show. Viewers would see Paris all day long on the news about her going to jail, so they didn’t care about seeing her camping with kids. It just was too played out.”

The source also adds that Richie became difficult to work with last season:

“Paris carried the show. She was the one willing to do anything. Nicole was the diva.”

And in sort-of-but-not-really related news, Paris Hilton has managed to land a starring role singing in Repo! The Genetic Opera, which Variety describes as “a musical set in the year 2056, when a plague nearly destroys the human race and survival is dependent upon being able to finance a pricey organ transplant.” Seriously? What’s the point? I guess visiting every movie theater and taking a dump directly on viewers’ faces would’ve been too much trouble.


  1. Italian Stallion

    I’m surprised she can carry those bags with out her arms snapping off. In fact, if those glasses were just a little heavier her head would snap off. That’s the kind of news I would like to hear about this dumb cunt……….

  2. star69

    Oh and what is E! thinking calling that skeletor dwarf a diva?
    She acts like a 3 year old in the show and that makes her a diva? But then again everyone is a diva these days who’s annoying and retarded.

  3. #15–Hilarious! Did the show get cancelled because of Richie’s glasses or is that part of the “futuristic” feel? How did musical,genetics,and Paris end up in the same sentence? She is one master brander!

  4. ipanema_girl

    hey Victor, you seem like a nice guy and 29 sounds yummy! Also the fact that you’re from New Mexico .. maybe u got a nice tan! I don’t know why ppl are picking on you when u write stuff, it’s silly but so what! Wanna leave me your email-address?? :-D

  5. Lowlands

    Looks like Paris and Nicole having a rough time lately.The Sword of Damocles is hanging over their ‘reality’ show.According to their sizes Nicole doesn’t have to fear anything unless she’s pregnant.

  6. Chauncey Gardner

    Can we ‘repo’ Paris’s genes and turn her into a pile of liquified, genetically-neutral organic material that can be used to fertilize vegetables for starving Africans? Or even just feed ‘her’ to them?

  7. Miss_kiss

    # 15, in answer to you questions, Paris plays the daughter of a transplant patient, and no, said plague is not Herpes. ;-(

  8. HAHA – up yours PARASITE!!

  9. woodhorse

    lol Fish. Funny comments on Alice the Goon and Cousin It.

  10. woodhorse

    #15 Just how much does a vagina transplant cost?

  11. woodhorse

    #23 the same people who have their small sons spend the night with Michael Jackson.

  12. it’s about figgin time!!!!!! what a waste of airtime that show was.

  13. wedgeone

    #27 – Great minds think alike.
    #33 & 41 – Plz post evidence that the disinheritance story is bogus because it’s still being reported (Google Paris Hilton inheritance & you’ll see the matches).

    Where are these “brands” that are making her all this money that you’re saying? Show us some proof!

    Meanwhile, get back to making your scat-porn schackie, you trollling twatwaffle!

    She makes no money off of me or anyone I may have influence over, that’s for sure. No matter how much I talk about her.

  14. pardon me while I shed some tears for them…what’s this? I have no tears? That must mean I find it deliciously wonderful that these two are off TV!

    Of course the a-hole who signed Paris up for that film with Paul Sorvino kinda ruins the party though.

    There is always one.

    http://www.sithomeandrot.com

  15. ali

    hey e!….why don’t you try the fact that NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE DUMB BITCHES. All they do is starve themselves, take adderrall, and say whatever the fuck their directors tell them to say. nicole is made out to be such a hardass, it would be disgusting if people actually believed that shit.

  16. daisy doodle

    never watched one single episode….smart bastard.. what you never had you never miss…i couldnt imagine to be either of them is to be envied….burning genitals …regularly draggin their mangy arses along a carpet like an unwormed dog…….

  17. emmaleigh

    is it just me, or does paris look too orange from tanning too much? i think nicoles au naturel whiter skin looks much much more attractive than orange. bitch aint never gettin latina skin

  18. aj

    who cares if Nicole is the diva? She fucking owns that show and Paris just laughs at whatever Nicole says/cooks up. E did this for other reasons. The reasons they announced are the exact reasons everyone watches the show.

  19. woodhorse

    Pic #5 – are they riding around in a school bus? Did they throw the children off at the last exit? Nice photo op.

  20. I bet Paris would give anything to be pregnant right now. Even Greasy Bear wouldn’t risk that nonsense.

  21. Anna

    nicole looks dead in picture 6.

    whatever, nicole kicked ass on that show.

  22. Lovely

    this is actually a serious question: what is so thrilling about commenting first? whoopee, i have so much free time that i sit my ass in front of the computer and wait for new internet tabloid articles to be posted, and then claim the first comment. this boosts my self esteem.

  23. ***

    haha, paris looks fat, when standing next to this stickfigure

  24. Luna

    to number 73 i think the same thing

    and number 74 u hit the nail on the head ha ha

  25. gerard Vandenberg

    It’s quit all right the series is cancalled. This because the curiousity of the public is as good as history. Not the least, those fucking girls are making their real lives into a fucking mess. Showing people they just can’t do one ordinary thing in life. Yeah, right, become pregnant. When I was supposed to be the Dad, I would buy a wheelchair for practising, with my kid!!

  26. El Ces

    Heh, that wasn’t very smart E! television. Paris is slow to forgive and she never forgets.

  27. Dick Richards

    We’ve hit an all time low here in America (the only portion of the world that really matters). I don’t even hate, or despise these two anymore. Paris and Nicole are very sad. I mean, they are objectified by young people all over the world; for not a goddamn thing other than the fact that they live on this weird planet where everyone has tons of cash, and handlers. People that direct them and make their shitty decisions. Let us forget about the world. Let us forget about the fact that our country is run by conservative christian doushe-bags who don’t give a fuck about you or me. The United States is spearheading (sodomizing) the downward spiral of the rest of the world. But, hey, atleast there’s Paris and Nicole. They’re business women! Oh, yeah. Fucking die..

  28. JENNIFER

    I ALWAYS LIKE THE SIMPLE LIFE SERIES. I MEAN, I DIDNT MAKE SURE MY TV WAS ON E! EVERYNIGHT WHEN IT WAS ON, BUT I WATCH THE RE-RUNS ON LIKE SUNDAYS AND THEY WERE GOOD TO ME. IT SUCKS FOR THEM (B/C I LIKE BOTH THESE LADIES) UNLESS THEY DIDNT WANT TO DO THE SHOW ANYMORE EITHER, THEN I GUESS ITS GOOD FOR EM. DEAL W/IT……

  29. Paris Hilton got herpes? who tansmit this to her? see the hot blog Paris Hilton created on a large herpes dating site http://herpesmates.com

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  31. Ok Update your info. They are friends now they have been since season 5 of the simple life. Paris has even talked about nicole’s kids and said how much she loves the names…

  32. is it just me, or does paris look too orange from tanning too much? i think nicoles au naturel whiter skin looks much much more attractive than orange. bitch aint never gettin latina skin

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