Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie make up

May 21st, 2007 // 63 Comments

This is the painfully fake make-up scene between Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie for the upcoming season of The Simple Life. Everybody knows reality shows are fake, but this is just insulting. They could morph into giant robots and start battling monsters and it’d be more believable.


  1. Aj

    They didn’t make up….look at how Paris is giving Nicole the death glare. Sheesh.

  2. JR

    @52, it does look like a porno scene from a vivid flick or something. BAAAD acting, this is bad

  3. AmberDextrose

    Ah, bliss. At first I too felt nauseous, but then I realised their sugary gush had cured my desire for cookies.

    This could be a sort of diet aid. Like their show is an aid for insomniacs, and Paris’ record good for scaring crows away from airport runways.

    It’s all Yin & Yang.

  4. Donatello

    WET CUNT!!

    (bababooey)

  5. me0w

    #46

    right on.

  6. I dont think it was scripted do you know girls. Im in highschool well today is my last day let me tell you thats real. Ye its fake and they are go nna secretly talk shit about each other giving death glares kill anyone who talks about the other but thats how they roll. While others choose to say white girls i say ugg wearers rregardless of color or social class all ugg wearers are the same fake shit.

  7. dkfjlsdkfj

    nicole oddly sounds so reasonable and mature

    whereas paris starts out with this deep manly voice, then concludes with the baby nasal high pitched voiced “I love you.” She’s mentally ill.

  8. Victoria

    That was such a load of crap. Even more so because these girls are naturally fake. Do they ever talk about anything intelligent or reasonable?

  9. uptoolate

    WOW. What a fake-fest! I wonder how many times a day they say the word “like” between the two of them….PUHLEASE!

  10. Eelboy

    I want to see them strip naked, poor lotion over each other, and flop all over each otheer on a polished teakwood floor.

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