Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are afraid of islands

mmmm sexy! They look like they went thrift shopping at goodwill and the only thing they could buy were clothes from the $.25 Bring Back the Eighties bin!

Oooh, am I first?

Nicole could probably fit her whole body into one of Paris’s shoes, why didn’t they go that route?

Did these two freaks get matching neck extensions???? What the hell??

Damn, I wasn’t first :(

Look everybody, Paris can afford Chanel!

I stopped Dancing on the Ceiling the moment I found out she was Lionel spawn… Lionel, how could you????

Ooooh, they got back together!
They should adopt some kids now.

in the 5th picture it looks like paris is steping on her squished monkey. what is that moneky called again? a pincho?

Punjab-I’m not sure, but I think she is not biologically related to Lionel……something about his drummer having a kid (guess who?) that her couldn’t care for, and Lionel stepping in to raise her.

Onto the real horror of those two bumpung uglies: for some reason, the phrase “Fish Market” popped into my head.

Not ANOTHER season?! What are they trying to kill us??

An island ??! – They’re already survivalists of Hollyweird !
(and judging from the ‘people on the ground’ -not fairing that well)
And what a coincidence that they both found a similar pair of sunglasses in the bathroom at Denny’s. Karma – must have brought them back together. Karma.

Paris looks like she has thunder thighs next to Nicole.

and I remember when paris was the fat one!

In that first picture, Nicole is carrying that Hobbit-guy’s hat. Maybe she’s returning it to Pete Dougherty.

In Rice Krispie terminology – Nicole’s meals are still a Crackle and Pop away from a threesome.

LOOK! Its Big Bird and a worm!!!

Mrs T. – So maybe not spawn… More like, raise-job? Lionel Ritchie gives bad raise-jobs?

You know, all I keep thinking is that everyone manages to shoot them with a camera but no one manages to shoot them with a gun… The injustice of it all….

Can you imagine two guy’s fighting over Nicole? One on each side pulling on her arms………..

It would be like a “turkey wishbone” on Thanksgiving. Who ever get’s the bigger part wins………

I’m soooo glad they’re back together! Paris & Nicole are the perfect couple, just like Alek & I.
And look, in the 6th pic, there’s Foxy Cleopatra…. Hiyeee Foxy. Isn’t she a cutie-patootie?

Look at that! Nicole and her dog have the same hair color! I hate that nasty pooch. And the dog’s not so great either.

That kinkajou has really grown. I’m digging the red lipstick on it, as it distracts from the fangy teeth.

my penis just withered

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Damn, to bad eh, watching them trying to survive on an island would have been great. Imagine no makeup, no drugs, no nightclubs, no tiny little dogs… then again they could have the dogs on the island, just in case they get extra hungry.

They both look like ugly retards with those glasses.

24! woo!

What kind of boots are that? There is something loose. Sure she paid more than 1000 bucks for this crap.

Finally, I’ve been wishing they put them on an island and forgot all about them.

” … Not entirely sure why I typed that last sentence, because the chunks of puke are gonna be tough to clean out of my keyboard.”
That is the funniest thing ever. The other thing I find amusing is that Richie’s dog is the best-looking creature in that photo.

It’s the attack of the 20 ft. Amazon and her sidekick, Pencil.

Feud # 2 begins when Paris sees that her clothes are HUGE on Nicole.

Coco Chanel is rolling in her grave, by the way.

That fat bitch really should put on some shoes… her osteogenesis imperfecta laden bare feet can easily get caught in a sidewalk crack. I’d hate to see her fall, as she’d probably break a few dozen bones. Then she can channel Elijah Price: The called me Glassman… they called me Glassman…

Nicole just wanted to look thinner than Paris by swimming in her clothes. “Shit Paris, you are like so fat.”

Wearing a vest over a t-shirt with a vest printed on it? Wow, that Paris is clever.

How sweet. The gruesome twosome are back together.

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Why the hell doesn’t she park her car in a garage? Does her mansion not have a garage? Even a one car garage?

I don’t leave my shitty-assed 60K car in my driveway.

32: you took the words right out of my mouth.

Anyone see the black thing nicole is carrying? Booster seat maybe? Looks like a cushion she has to sit on because her ass is too boney…

Nicole is really starting to look like Mary-kate Olsen. I guess that’s the face of anorexia!

@ #2.

COMMENT OF THE YEAR.

Nicole’s green sweat pants are just to dies for anthe granny bag with it. Oh… I am so jealous!

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I like the Pomeranian in the last picture….it’s laughing at them.

I knew it had to be the show that brought them together again. It would be too much to expect that either of them would suck it up and apologize to the other without a little ‘friendly’ coercion from their producers.

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The big question is which one is
Tweedle-Dumb and which one is
Tweedle-Dumber? Together these two STD infested morons have an IQ of 8 so in the end I guess it really doesn’t matter.

Ew check out Nicole’s FEET!! She has chicken toes!!! *blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg!!!!*

they are like my backup mka :)

she looks so sweet…

and

she looks so controlling…

…lets hope its not the other way around :)

This pic of these two gutter rats shows
a) money can not buy taste, class or good looks
b) These two really should have another fight cos’ together, they are fucken SCARY-

Afraid of islands? Or are they just afraid they won’t be able to sleep in some $5000 a night room at some fancy hotel? Or that they might actually have to get their hands dirty? Or that they may actually have to do something…anything…Maybe it’s because there aren’t any malls on this island? Whatever the reason, who gives a fuck?! Who watches the Simple Life anyway?

I’m pretty sure thats the fake Paris, the same impersonator that Nicole brought on the Simple Life. The real Paris is about another foot taller than Nicole and her legs are far less stumpy.

Go away! No one in America give a s***!

Nicole’s pocketbook looks like it’s really weighing her down.

uh oh, nicole is following the “bare” footsteps of Britney.

ha ha…do they really need the money that much that they got in line that quickly?