Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton almost do it with each other

Frankly, this is entirely the kind of behavior I demand from blond idle heiresses… they should make sure to have me over before they do this next.

That’s an old movie trick — if you paint the mophandle lookin’ dildo thing blue it becomes invisible on film — and look closly friends….green beans? NO! them are those evil alien slugs from a Wes Craven movie what just fell outta Nicky’s hole! Look!…see? That one there just moved!

Man … looks like Hef’s having a hell of a time trying not to shit his jammies….

someone saw ‘requiem for a dream’ a few too many times according to the first picture.

I see nothing wrong…..

Hell me and my brother do that when we wear stocking and ride around in limo’s…

er… uh… wait….

lol

I have just one word: WHY?

i think its more than sisterly love. cause apparently me and my sis do it too. when we are TOO in love with each other. its true. very true.

aww… make me feel hungry

Man, somebody hose down that limo..

You actually don’t see britney on these pics, because she was to busy sucking Hefners disgusting soft dick while the pictures were being taken. That made Paris and Nicky horny, so they decided to have sex… together…

And by the way, these green soy beens surely taste like crap!

Drive that limo into a cliff already!

And I bet, even than, that P-ho would STILL sport that frogmouth-faced-lazy-whored-out-eye look.
Nicky seems to be having fun in catching some crabs, but that other slut is serious as hell.

nicky hilton looks like she was conceived through incest anyways, why are any of you surprised?

what’s with hef getting forceful?

Is it just me, or are their feet unusually large and ugly? Slap some shoes on those puppies! Disguise! Disguise!

The scary looking blonde in pics seven
and eight is Casey Johnson as in Johnson
and Johnson and BandAids-maybe she
convinced the family to produce
Valtrex to help out her celebutard
friends. She is one scary b#$%h!

Gross. Those Hilton girls are a mess. Kim K. on the other hand never seems to take a bad picture she is a vision!

@19 not in this lifetime & i agree with mori above me kim kardisian is stunning!

Haha…Paris has cellulite. And Hef’s hands look like they belong to a corpse. Oh wait, he practically IS a corpse…

Even if these were pics of them spacedocking each other, i’m not sure it would make it any more disgusting than this…

that’s really gross

Sick and f*ckin tired of these bitches…
Calling themselves businesswomen. With a little help from daddy it wouldn’t be so difficult being in business. Yo bitches where born in business!
Now keep on sucking cheap cock because that’s sure is the only business yo biatches are good at!

Aaaaaaiiight!

you guys are gay shes a hottie

limos are the new craze for celebrites.

Pull.