Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton almost do it with each other
December 11th, 2006 // 124 Comments
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fergernauster | December 11, 2006 at 10:11 am
I… simply… cannot… bring myself… to *hurl*… look…
hamacus | December 11, 2006 at 10:13 am
I…simply cannot…look…away…*hurl*
Ramdonomo | December 11, 2006 at 10:14 am
Oh, guys… come on. That’s not bad!
Their mommy taught them to share when they were little.
STD’S INCLUDED!
Binky | December 11, 2006 at 10:16 am
Nicky’s standards are slipping.
She should stick with that Kim woman.
mmbelle | December 11, 2006 at 10:16 am
look at nicky hilton in the fifth picture. her back looks really weird and so do her armpits. and paris has a really fake tan. they’re such sluts. but its good to see paris partying w/ someone else than britney for a change.
Not from the CIA | December 11, 2006 at 10:17 am
Hey! You know what? They’re WHOOORES.
Please calm down. I know you’re all shocked.
http://www.papparelli.com
hamacus | December 11, 2006 at 10:17 am
Niky’s play toy is much hotter than Paris’s.
The one with Paris looks pissed. Maybe her collar is too tight…or she just misses her ball gag.
enfilade | December 11, 2006 at 10:20 am
Skankapalooza!
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
VeryLiberating.com | December 11, 2006 at 10:20 am
Sluteriffic!
http://www.veryliberating.com
steveperry | December 11, 2006 at 10:21 am
the only interesting thing about this post is the eerie similarity between #1 & #2′s posts.
that and hef using the death grip on paris’ forearm.
BoognishRising | December 11, 2006 at 10:21 am
That first pic is missing one of those double dildos…
martini1275 | December 11, 2006 at 10:22 am
Someone has got to do something about these fuckin whores!!!! Especially Paris. She needs a good beating where her face gets so f-ed up she can’t ever pose for pictures anymore. This just has to stop!!!!
polypam | December 11, 2006 at 10:23 am
Paris having sex with a horse is nothing new. Yawn.
fergernauster | December 11, 2006 at 10:26 am
OK. I looked.
Please note that Paris, even when horizontal and in dildo-anticipatory position, can STILL manage the PPP (Paris Pout Pose) she is so universally known for. Absolutely astounding.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 11, 2006 at 10:27 am
Hmm. They must be Mormon.
the boy | December 11, 2006 at 10:27 am
Hugh Hefner should be imprisoned.
siren823 | December 11, 2006 at 10:27 am
I love how Nicky is trying to maintain even the tiniest bit of decorum in her modest nighty. Paris, ah Paris, whore of whores. When will we all turn our backs on her so she disappears? She really is the most horrible human being on the planet.
Jedi Kevin | December 11, 2006 at 10:27 am
What do you mean “almost”? Ain’t no “almost” about it.
LL | December 11, 2006 at 10:29 am
Classy as always. But where’s Britney? She should be in there somewhere.
Who wants to bet that in about 5 years, Paris is going to go all ultra-Jesusy on us and become one of those insufferable bores (like that Baldwin guy) who goes on and on about Jesus and God and religion, and we’re supposed to give her words extra special weight because she was as skanky as it got until she got Jesus? Because people who have no class or standards whatsoever are particularly persuasive when it comes to spiritual matters, once the skankiness becomes boring and they gotta do something else with their time. Wouldn’t want to waste your life getting a college education or working for charity or something, so the obvious answer is Jesus.
I’m telling you, don’t be shocked when it happens. Paris will be walking around in knee-length skirts and quoting Bible verses before you know it.
| December 11, 2006 at 10:29 am
GROSS! Just GROSS!
jrzmommy | December 11, 2006 at 10:30 am
Why is Paris Hilton rubbing crotches with David St. Hubbins of Spinal Tap in the first picture????
RoseColoredGlasses | December 11, 2006 at 10:31 am
I have one problem…why is it that the playboy girls are pretty fucking ugly…other than that dark haired one, maybe…but in general…every girl I see in those pictures is a plain out, WHORE!
techclerk | December 11, 2006 at 10:32 am
Stone the harlots! Not sure where in the bible that verse belongs, but I’m sure it should be somewhere.
Hey, maybe she’ll offend all Islam! Cool.
sexybitch | December 11, 2006 at 10:38 am
Yes, I know I’m SEXY and Wally has a big, fat cock that I love up my ass!
no one you know | December 11, 2006 at 10:39 am
Is that a big ol’ bowl of green beans in front Hef and Paris of that sixth picture? Who has green beans as snack food at a party? Guess prunes aren’t enough to keep Hef movin’ when it comes to the fiber-factor. Gotta have some random green bean action lying around the house. Next thing you know he’ll be filling the bunny’s implants with a patented Pepcid, Pepto, Prune juice blend.
noonespecial8888 | December 11, 2006 at 10:39 am
Silly me. I thought that Nikki was better than dear Paris.
Alex | December 11, 2006 at 10:44 am
Phenergan will allow you to view the rest of the photos, but be warned.
BarbadoSlim | December 11, 2006 at 10:44 am
I’d rather see two lice infested mountain gorrillas (any gender) doing it than these two sacks of std infested shit going at it.
Oh and Rich P. I read there was some trollage earlier, good eye.
PapaHotNuts | December 11, 2006 at 10:46 am
These two fuck each other and people just say “gross”, yet I get caught fucking my sister and my parents call the cops. I told her 12 year olds shouldn’t dress like that, so it’s kinda her fault anyway. Man, Thanksgiving was awkward.
Italian Stallion | December 11, 2006 at 10:47 am
I’ve heard of a sisters bond and all, but why the fuck would she want her sisters herpes?
HollywoodSnark | December 11, 2006 at 10:47 am
Oh my god – Paris Hilton almost did someone?!? That’s shocking – call CNN!
http://hollywoodsnark.com
aliomali | December 11, 2006 at 10:49 am
The Playboy Mansion with the Hilton Sisters? Great opportunity for the Hilton family holiday card!
shanonorato | December 11, 2006 at 10:50 am
I always thought Nicky was the classy one. What’s the deal with her armpit?
jrzmommy | December 11, 2006 at 10:52 am
the really short blonde is Casey Johnson–I think. She’s the heir to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, and another useless, addicted debutard.
BarbadoSlim | December 11, 2006 at 10:52 am
Ewww, I just realised that Paris has a new funk to add to her menu …old man stink.
beifiori | December 11, 2006 at 10:56 am
anyone else notice the cottage cheese on Paris’ thighs?…notice how I’m trying to avoid the subject at hand? **shiver**
MsPickle | December 11, 2006 at 10:59 am
# 30- THAT’S DISGUSTING. NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 11, 2006 at 10:59 am
Sometimes I borrow my sister’s herpes if we’re going out and I want to try something sporty and sassy.
RichPort | December 11, 2006 at 11:01 am
Nicky Hilton is one nasty bitch, fuck her (Paris apparently did).
Lurline | December 11, 2006 at 11:02 am
Wow. I thought that was Britney at first. I guess all skanky blondes really do look the same.
polypam | December 11, 2006 at 11:02 am
Isn’t that Kim Kardasian? One would think she wouldn’t strut around in sheer lacey underthings with a caboose like that.
jrzmommy | December 11, 2006 at 11:02 am
Think they’ll use this shot in the Hilton Family Christmas letter this year??
beifiori | December 11, 2006 at 11:04 am
oh and by the way, the stoned look does not become nikki. paris, she’s always got a little sugar in her system, among other things, but nikki, no, it does not become her
Jenster | December 11, 2006 at 11:05 am
“see? we’re so cool and tipsy.Look, we’re posing seductivly. We’re such naughty girls.
Look, I’m dancing in a limo.”
Ugh, *yawns* I’m so over it.
Matt Duke | December 11, 2006 at 11:11 am
HEF’S PLAYBOY PARTY CHECKLIST:
_x_ Bowl of green beans
_x_ 20oz. Pepsi bottles
_x_ Pink pajamas
___ Classy girls
_x_ Skanky Hiltons w/abnormally large feet
http://www.myspace.com/mattdukemusic
CelebSlam.com | December 11, 2006 at 11:14 am
What a bunch of whores!
http://www.celebslam.com
MizScarlett | December 11, 2006 at 11:15 am
Even their LIMO looks like a whorehouse. I feel for the poor bloke who has to clean the Skankazoid foot marks off the shiny, shiny ceiling.
Oh, and #26 – BRILLIANT. Best….post….ever!
thenakedamy | December 11, 2006 at 11:16 am
eew look at nicky’s back on the 4th pic from the bottom… i sure hope that’s an optical illusion!
BarbadoSlim | December 11, 2006 at 11:17 am
There are enough STDs in that room to wipe out half the West Coast.
fergernauster | December 11, 2006 at 11:33 am
Hef’s Bunnies are bottle-blonde, generic, waitress types with falsely inflated chests and diseased orifices.
None of them are natural beauties. Very few are even made-up beauties.