Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton almost do it with each other
December 11th, 2006 // 124 Comments
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I… simply… cannot… bring myself… to *hurl*… look…
I…simply cannot…look…away…*hurl*
Oh, guys… come on. That’s not bad!
Their mommy taught them to share when they were little.
STD’S INCLUDED!
Nicky’s standards are slipping.
She should stick with that Kim woman.
look at nicky hilton in the fifth picture. her back looks really weird and so do her armpits. and paris has a really fake tan. they’re such sluts. but its good to see paris partying w/ someone else than britney for a change.
Hey! You know what? They’re WHOOORES.
Please calm down. I know you’re all shocked.
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Niky’s play toy is much hotter than Paris’s.
The one with Paris looks pissed. Maybe her collar is too tight…or she just misses her ball gag.
Skankapalooza!
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Sluteriffic!
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the only interesting thing about this post is the eerie similarity between #1 & #2′s posts.
that and hef using the death grip on paris’ forearm.
That first pic is missing one of those double dildos…
Someone has got to do something about these fuckin whores!!!! Especially Paris. She needs a good beating where her face gets so f-ed up she can’t ever pose for pictures anymore. This just has to stop!!!!
Paris having sex with a horse is nothing new. Yawn.
OK. I looked.
Please note that Paris, even when horizontal and in dildo-anticipatory position, can STILL manage the PPP (Paris Pout Pose) she is so universally known for. Absolutely astounding.
Hmm. They must be Mormon.
Hugh Hefner should be imprisoned.
I love how Nicky is trying to maintain even the tiniest bit of decorum in her modest nighty. Paris, ah Paris, whore of whores. When will we all turn our backs on her so she disappears? She really is the most horrible human being on the planet.
What do you mean “almost”? Ain’t no “almost” about it.
Classy as always. But where’s Britney? She should be in there somewhere.
Who wants to bet that in about 5 years, Paris is going to go all ultra-Jesusy on us and become one of those insufferable bores (like that Baldwin guy) who goes on and on about Jesus and God and religion, and we’re supposed to give her words extra special weight because she was as skanky as it got until she got Jesus? Because people who have no class or standards whatsoever are particularly persuasive when it comes to spiritual matters, once the skankiness becomes boring and they gotta do something else with their time. Wouldn’t want to waste your life getting a college education or working for charity or something, so the obvious answer is Jesus.
I’m telling you, don’t be shocked when it happens. Paris will be walking around in knee-length skirts and quoting Bible verses before you know it.
GROSS! Just GROSS!
Why is Paris Hilton rubbing crotches with David St. Hubbins of Spinal Tap in the first picture????
I have one problem…why is it that the playboy girls are pretty fucking ugly…other than that dark haired one, maybe…but in general…every girl I see in those pictures is a plain out, WHORE!
Stone the harlots! Not sure where in the bible that verse belongs, but I’m sure it should be somewhere.
Hey, maybe she’ll offend all Islam! Cool.
Yes, I know I’m SEXY and Wally has a big, fat cock that I love up my ass!
Is that a big ol’ bowl of green beans in front Hef and Paris of that sixth picture? Who has green beans as snack food at a party? Guess prunes aren’t enough to keep Hef movin’ when it comes to the fiber-factor. Gotta have some random green bean action lying around the house. Next thing you know he’ll be filling the bunny’s implants with a patented Pepcid, Pepto, Prune juice blend.
Silly me. I thought that Nikki was better than dear Paris.
Phenergan will allow you to view the rest of the photos, but be warned.
I’d rather see two lice infested mountain gorrillas (any gender) doing it than these two sacks of std infested shit going at it.
Oh and Rich P. I read there was some trollage earlier, good eye.
These two fuck each other and people just say “gross”, yet I get caught fucking my sister and my parents call the cops. I told her 12 year olds shouldn’t dress like that, so it’s kinda her fault anyway. Man, Thanksgiving was awkward.
I’ve heard of a sisters bond and all, but why the fuck would she want her sisters herpes?
Oh my god – Paris Hilton almost did someone?!? That’s shocking – call CNN!
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The Playboy Mansion with the Hilton Sisters? Great opportunity for the Hilton family holiday card!
I always thought Nicky was the classy one. What’s the deal with her armpit?
the really short blonde is Casey Johnson–I think. She’s the heir to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, and another useless, addicted debutard.
Ewww, I just realised that Paris has a new funk to add to her menu …old man stink.
anyone else notice the cottage cheese on Paris’ thighs?…notice how I’m trying to avoid the subject at hand? **shiver**
# 30- THAT’S DISGUSTING. NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
Sometimes I borrow my sister’s herpes if we’re going out and I want to try something sporty and sassy.
Nicky Hilton is one nasty bitch, fuck her (Paris apparently did).
Wow. I thought that was Britney at first. I guess all skanky blondes really do look the same.
Isn’t that Kim Kardasian? One would think she wouldn’t strut around in sheer lacey underthings with a caboose like that.
Think they’ll use this shot in the Hilton Family Christmas letter this year??
oh and by the way, the stoned look does not become nikki. paris, she’s always got a little sugar in her system, among other things, but nikki, no, it does not become her
“see? we’re so cool and tipsy.Look, we’re posing seductivly. We’re such naughty girls.
Look, I’m dancing in a limo.”
Ugh, *yawns* I’m so over it.
HEF’S PLAYBOY PARTY CHECKLIST:
_x_ Bowl of green beans
_x_ 20oz. Pepsi bottles
_x_ Pink pajamas
___ Classy girls
_x_ Skanky Hiltons w/abnormally large feet
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What a bunch of whores!
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Even their LIMO looks like a whorehouse. I feel for the poor bloke who has to clean the Skankazoid foot marks off the shiny, shiny ceiling.
Oh, and #26 – BRILLIANT. Best….post….ever!
eew look at nicky’s back on the 4th pic from the bottom… i sure hope that’s an optical illusion!
There are enough STDs in that room to wipe out half the West Coast.
Hef’s Bunnies are bottle-blonde, generic, waitress types with falsely inflated chests and diseased orifices.
None of them are natural beauties. Very few are even made-up beauties.