Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline bring in the New Year/apocalypse together

December 31st, 2007 // 57 Comments

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline partied together in Vegas this weekend. Yeah, go ahead and absorb that for a minute. People says they spent the night together in Paris’ room. PageSix.com says they didn’t. I bet he did. I mean, how could Kevin resist Paris climbing over furniture like a drunken Spider-man? That’s just erotic. Could you imagine if he knocked her up? I did. It took the fire department five hours to talk me down off a ledge. Then they gave me a ride on the fire engine to a strip club. Okay, maybe I sort of jumped off the back when no one was looking.

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  1. Yes, a bitch. Absolutely!!!
    A disgusting bitch
    A disgusting bitch
    A disgusting bitch
    A disgusting bitch
    A disgusting bitch
    She can date with a dozen guys at one time , and all of them are military guys

  2. my comment

    Oh PLEASE don’t tell me she’s wearing those chipped, scraped worn out old silver Christian LaBoutin shoes again.

    And on New Year’s Eve no less, her holiest day.

  3. Falpiqua

    Since everybody hates these people so much, why the hell are you all talking about them? You do realise it’s only the fact that you find discussing how much you hate them to be endlessly fascinating that keeps their popularity alive. These people make a living off how much you say you dislike them (no news is bad news), so if you truly dislike them, why don’t you just ignore them? If everyone ignored Paris & K-Fed et al, they would no longer be newsworthy and soon fade from the media.

  4. TSsss

    Wow all these comments sure makes a person wanna piss their pants LMAO….If its not these insane pictures, hell its the shit thats being posted
    ENTERTAINING AS HELL…KEEP ‘EM COMING !!!!

  5. PARIS ERES LA PUTA MAS ASQUEROSA DEL MUNDO!
    DAS ASCO SUCIA! PERRA DESGRACIADA!
    ERES LO PEOR DE PANA!
    PUDRETE EN TU MIERDA!

    TE VEREMOS CAER

  6. Paris has an ugly falling out vagina :( That is all I think of when I see her pics is the moments she exposed her nasty vagina so thats pretty bad. Sucks for her, she needs to go ahead and get some plastic surgery down there. And her nose

  7. paris hilton sexy

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