Paris Hilton and her Bentley

May 1st, 2006 // 48 Comments

Lies. All lies!

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Comments (48)

  1. Ramdonomo | May 1, 2006 at 1:51 pm

    Her parents got her a new one. Big deal.

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  2. CoJo | May 1, 2006 at 1:52 pm

    Paris, what happened to your virginity?

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  3. Italian Stallion | May 1, 2006 at 1:52 pm

    Poker anyone?

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  4. crazylittledancer | May 1, 2006 at 1:52 pm

    Paris can shove her pretty little Bentley up her ass. Now that’s hot.

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  5. mmmBitch | May 1, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    Someone run her over.

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  6. Italian Stallion | May 1, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    When she gonna get a new Vagina?

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  7. Fisher55 | May 1, 2006 at 1:54 pm

    wtf is going on w/ this site? there’s all kinds of superficial shit going on today (anna nicole, for one), and we get another “paris and her car” thing? ho hum

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  8. EdnasGayLover | May 1, 2006 at 1:56 pm

    What do you expect when you cite a tabloid as your source?

    In other news, edna weighs 350 pounds.

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  9. Diana | May 1, 2006 at 1:56 pm

    What kind of a place would take a bet from Paris for a car that we all know her vag juice is caked onto the leather seats. Ew.

    TCLTC

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  10. pinky_nip | May 1, 2006 at 1:59 pm

    I’m beginning to think Paris’ mentally-challenged publisist runs this site.

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  11. whitney's sex toys | May 1, 2006 at 2:03 pm

    yeah right. bitch wrote a check and kept her car.

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  12. LookMaNoHands!! | May 1, 2006 at 2:04 pm

    I can’t believe pink_nipple isn’t first!!!

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  13. LookMaNoHands!! | May 1, 2006 at 2:05 pm

    sorry, meant pinky nip!

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  14. LookMaNoHands!! | May 1, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    Aarghh…
    pinky_nip.

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  15. Edna Bambrick | May 1, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    #8, can’t we keep our personal affairs out of this. You never complained about my weight when you called me your fluffy marshmallow goddess.

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  16. jugsgirl | May 1, 2006 at 2:07 pm

    overheard at the hilton house this weekend……

    i want my bentley back, bentley back, bentley back, bentley back

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  17. BoobsForBob | May 1, 2006 at 2:07 pm

    HO HUM….well maybe just the HO…and a hummer

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  18. Giggles | May 1, 2006 at 2:07 pm

    Paris who?

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  19. Fisher55 | May 1, 2006 at 2:09 pm

    can someone tell me what the hell paris is saying in this clip? i’ve listened to it 5 times and have no idea

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  20. BigJim | May 1, 2006 at 2:10 pm

    Holy Edna’s gaping axe wound, Batman, could it possibly be a new post?

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  21. Derek Hail | May 1, 2006 at 2:13 pm

    I don’t necessarily believe that. I think she either bought it back or wrote a check. Who knows. Although, I would still like to think that she lost it in a poker game.

    Did anyone see these pictures of Paris promoting that new soda over the weekend?

    http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/01/paris-hilton-smoking-is-sexy/

    In that header picture, she looks like she was descended from god.

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  22. BigJim | May 1, 2006 at 2:13 pm

    Sorry folks, but I gotta rerun this one because I get off on burning Edna:

    To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:

    Well, let me tell you a story about a bitch named Ed(na)
    Fundamentalist Christian and here

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  23. junebug | May 1, 2006 at 2:13 pm

    Who ever won that Bentley will need a hell of a lot of Windex.
    why doesn’t she get w/ tommy lee? We can cut down on the amount of STDS the world sees if these two missing links could just mate for life.

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  24. Italian Stallion | May 1, 2006 at 2:14 pm

    What happened to your Bently?
    Paris: Nothing happened or I still have it.

    What happened to your herpes?
    Paris: Nothing happened or I still have it.

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  25. Orens | May 1, 2006 at 2:16 pm

    There’s nothing like a Bentley!

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  26. Fisher55 | May 1, 2006 at 2:18 pm

    if only the drudgereport had posts…

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  27. Edna Bambrick | May 1, 2006 at 2:23 pm

    Well, let me tell a story about BigJim,
    He needs so much more attention than he is gettin’
    His low self esteem shines through his every post,
    And of all the posters on here, his number the most.
    Overdone, that is. Not funny. Sad, almost.
    Now BigJim has some fans on this little message board,
    They laugh at what he says because to them he is the Lord,
    But his soul will burn in Hell throughout eternity
    And that will be an improvement to our society.
    Less is more, like. Addition by subtraction.

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  28. pinky_nip | May 1, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    @27: Boo. Hiss. Boo. Hiss.

    Any poser that has to post as if he/she’s name is Edna Bambrick is a real douchebag.

    Here’s a quarter, go buy yourself an original log-in id.

    @12: I know, bummer, I’m losing my touch.

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  29. Edna Bambrick | May 1, 2006 at 2:32 pm

    What’s the difference? We are all hiding behind IDs, are we not?

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  30. bjpack | May 1, 2006 at 2:36 pm

    Man, it’s like this site was hit with a ‘stupid’ virus. First the message boards get infected with garbage and now the content is going downhill. Hopefully, it is just a phase.

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  31. BigJim | May 1, 2006 at 2:39 pm

    I don’t like fake Edna. She hurt my feelings. Real Edna only would have reported me and prayed for my immortal soul.

    Curse you, fake Edna. I have to go cry now.

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  32. Jacq | May 1, 2006 at 2:40 pm

    The guy who won it probably figured that the passenger and driver’s seats have herpes and mailed back the keys.

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  33. Pearly | May 1, 2006 at 2:46 pm

    What is this the third or fourth TS article about this stupid bitch and her fancy car? Ugh who cares? I only care if she crashed it into a brick wall while driving 120mph. When that day comes, THEN tell me about Paris hiltons god damn car.

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  34. sherry-co | May 1, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    HAPPY MAY DAY ALL! Let us all turn over a new leaf, and get along…amen!

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  35. saltpeanuts | May 1, 2006 at 3:10 pm

    Paris is to leather seats like an Octopus is to aquarium glass at Seaworld.

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  36. WTF | May 1, 2006 at 3:12 pm

    wake me up when shes doing porn….what?….shes already done that.
    ok, then who the hell cares?

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  37. chanel_bear | May 1, 2006 at 3:18 pm

    the video was sort of anti-climatic wasn’t it?

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  38. Binky | May 1, 2006 at 3:27 pm

    Evidently Bentley.

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  39. WTF | May 1, 2006 at 3:30 pm

    ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  40. Iambananas | May 1, 2006 at 4:07 pm

    NO AMNESTY — EMPLOY AMERICANS!!

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  41. MeganHarris | May 1, 2006 at 4:52 pm

    Bulshit! She’s lying! Paris is the Liar!

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  42. jugsgirl | May 1, 2006 at 5:33 pm

    MeganHarris –

    Why such mean words aimed at your hero? I thought you and her were like bestest friends? Aren’t you like the only person on the planet who likes her music?

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  43. Kelly | May 1, 2006 at 7:17 pm

    Paris’ huge vagina shallowed her Bently. . . Now that’s news.

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  44. Miss_Marple | May 1, 2006 at 7:49 pm

    YOu know what? Edna Bambrick is a 13 year old boy… I’m serious. This is not the same Edna “fuck-wad” Bambrick that has been making trouble for other people on other websites.

    Edna…What the hell am I saying?

    Okay little man, don’t you have homework or something to do? I agree with #28… you ought to have come up with something better. All you 13 year old boys have to do is hide while you stroke your joke. In fact yorus is just that…. a joke.

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  45. Iambananas | May 1, 2006 at 8:20 pm

    The unemployment rate for black males is 60%… I seriously doubt that no one else would do those jobs.

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  46. tsarinaamanda | May 1, 2006 at 9:10 pm

    In Jesus’s name I pray: Please Oh merciful Lord, please kill this skank ho plague upon this earth known as Paris Hilton. Kill her slowly and painfully, preferably with a sharp object up that diseased vagina, why must you mock us with your wrath? Please let her die. In Jesus’ name, Amen.

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  47. gogoboots | May 1, 2006 at 10:08 pm

    I really don’t understand what that was about actually. It really confused me actually, isn’t she sitting in her Bentley? Wait, she lost it in a poker game bet!!! HAHAHAHAHA! The girl needs to die in shame instead of going to Austria and promoting sparkling wine in a can, gak!

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  48. MystressJade | May 2, 2006 at 10:27 am

    lambananas #40 & #45:

    Knock it the fuck off.

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