This is one of the oddest celebrity videos you’ll ever see. Last night Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis were club hopping in LA and Davis started ranting on Lindsay Lohan with Hilton laughing it up behind him. Among his insults are saying that Lohan’s dad is hotter than her, she smells like diarrhea, and she has a fire crotch. At one point Davis – the son of dead billionaire Marvin Davis – says: “I think she’s worth about seven million, which means she’s really poor. It’s disgusting. She lives in a motel.”
Fuck yes. I hadn’t heard of Brandon Davis until this little incident, but he acts the way super rich people are supposed to act. He should drive up and down Rodeo Drive pointing at people from his Bentley and call them all hobos. “Look at that fucker in the Mercedes. He must work at McDonalds or something.”
I love it! Not only is he under-educated, ugly, greasy, sweating like Michael Jackson in a daycare centre and associating with the likes of Paris Hilton, but he thinks anyone gives a flying fuck what he has to say.
Unintelligent little boys and girls living off mummy and daddy’s money. How pathetic.
And Paris giggling like the brainless moron than she time and time again proves herself to be… it would cost WAY more than any of them can afford to raise her IQ to average…
OMG those punks are disgusting pigs Paris probably said to that dork “that was hott”. At least it maybe Hohan will be incommunicado for a while and that would be a good thing for the rest of the world.
He reminds me of Andrew Dice Clay, all fat and full of stupidity.
Paris is Hot. And by hot I mean she has a firecrotch.
#29 Yes! “Flame On” should be her stuperhero catch phrase.
This fat dude has money? Why is it he can’t afford a decent hair cut. I have seen homeless that live under the bridge down town that dress better. I think I am in love with the “Bran please” dude. You can see it on his face this man hates his fucking life and wants to beat the shit out of that doughy, greazy (yes with a Z)chain smoking waste of humanity.
If Lindsey crotch is on fire Paris crotch is a boiler. Hopefully, Brandon doesn’t fly planes or drives his own car because he’ll be boiling in hell soon.
Hope they did they didn’t do the do because his crotch will soon be on fire too. Karma
Do you think either of them realise that, unlike Lindsay, they did absolutely nothing to deserve their money?
Paris is a rank, smelly, beast.
Lmao @ #54. My sentiments exactly. Who is this fat fuck anyways? And why is he sweating so profusely?
all i can say is, i love it. i fucking love it. i feel the same way. i’m totally not into the ginger people either. its just some weird genetic disaster. kinda like paris hiltons nose, or pete doherty but with freckles and a 7foot long clitoris
all i can say is, i love it. i effin love it. i feel the same way. i’m totally not into the ginger people either. its just some weird genetic disaster. kinda like paris hiltons nose, or pete doherty but with freckles and a 7 foot long clitoris
It’s funny that this guy is probably quite a few years older than LL, and he’s picking a fight with her over the media.
Acting like a spoiled 9 year old sissy is hot.
What a masculine cat fight.
I think that guy is secretly gay and he envies Lohan.
Why do rich people always have the most cocky, useless, douche-bag-y offspring?
This guy seems to know an aweful lot about “fire crotch”. A little TOO much, if you ask me. :P
Seriously, why is he going off on Lohan in the first place and why is Paris laughing 10 minutes straight or however long this video was? We get it already. Lohan is a firecrotch. Now shut your useless piehole and drive off a short bridge. Both of you.
I think Paris is a stupid whore, and this (nobody) Brandon is obviously drunk out of his mind and mumbling nonsense, but I was LAUGHING MY ASS OFF at this video. He was hilarious, despite the fact that he (like Paris & Lohan) needs to die. I totally agree with him about skanky Lohan, and I’m slightly uncomfy with that…
Is it possible to hate these assholes but still agree with their opinion on Lohan? Does that make me inconsistent? Can I put a fire extinguisher over her fire crotch? Can I use hydrochloric acid to erase all those nasty freckles all over her leotard-strewn body? Is her clit REALLY six feet long??? Is it, TOO, covered in red freckles?
Could Paris look any stupider with that little pigtail?
*These questions and more to be answered on “Ripley’s Believe it or Not” ..”
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paris is in it for the money, Brandon is in it for the pink taco. And that, my friends, makes Paris a bonafide prostitute.
I really don’t understand “firecrotch” as an insult. Doesn
1) Is driving with your phone up at your ear legal in the US? Can’t we arrest Paris already and get a big fat tattooed woman to make her her beotch?
2) Is it just me, or does Paris walk like she has just gotten off a horse? Perhaps that’s what you get when you just root things all day.
3) This guy is famous for f**king Mischa Barton, and having money that he got from his parents, and being really sweaty ALL the time. Why are we filming him? He’s probably already tried to f**k Hohan and she turned him down, so he’s had to resort to Paris for gratification… if that’s what you’d call throwing a hot dog down a hallway…
now i dislike lindsay as much as the next person, but at least she earned the seven million that she’s supposed to be worth…
i don’t think you’re considered rich if your parents earned it and you’re just an obnoxious socialite.
This man… What was his name again, has such the right attitude that he should be given a state fund to ensure he is never poor (i.e. < 500 Billion).
I hope Lindsay comes back with something… probable lame like
#33
their so stupid, easy target and quick buck made
Maybe he’s callig her firecrotch because she gave him herpes which he then gave to Paris…. just a thought.
Who is the dark haired girl walking with Paris?
Way to go paris hilton! This will buy you at least a couple of days of publicity. After that no one will care again, but hey, you can always make another sex tape.
Sigh.. They’re even wasn’t the richest scumbags in the world! Hell!
These two bear an uncanny resemblance to Beavis and Butthead.
I’m no Hohan fan, but she’s 19 and has earned $7 million on her own. What has this ass clown earned?
btw, BrandonDavisLTC
When did Paris and Brendon Davis become friends? before he has called her a “racist idiot”. Maybe thats what he does to attract other rich female celebrities,in some weird twisted way, maybe he does like Lindsay Lohan. http://www.thesuperficial.com/2004/10/15/paris_hilton_24.html
ya i agree….but paris is a whore…so one ho making fun of another how makes no sense~
Firecrotch – that one’s gonna stick. Solid gold.
They’re all more riddled and cross-infected with STD’s than an 18th century wharf whore.
Shut up Renegade (#57) you so want to fuck him but he is ugly and you’ll never get him he’d probably just call you a fag.
Poor Lindsay our prayers are with you. Let us pray: “May a drunk taxi driver drive Paris Hilton off a bridge. Amen”
wow, cannot believe the words coming out from this fucker. maybe he should get liposuction of his chin or something. Im ulterly convinced that Paris H is a slut. Look at the way she walk, and it’s just so obvious she’s feeding him what to say on the camera.
Lame ass rich asses. I wanna see them get poor.
he thinks he can afford to be a giant dickhead – but even the freckles,her orange crotch, lindsay’s a lot more presentable than brandon with all his greasiness(and walking herpes sidekick)
and come on, at least lohan’s not in something as shameful as…the house of wax or any sort of documentation of being close to the walking herpes
Brandon Davis.. Brandon Davis.. Wasn’t the moron who dated Misha Barton?
and, http://www.thesuperficial.com/2004/10/15/paris_hilton_24.html
Hey, you know par-ass shouldn’t be laughing…I mean, this guy fucking raved about lindsay hohan’s pussy for 3 minutes and 38 seconds. That’s a long time! Now, if I talk about paris’s hot dog eater, it’s only take me 4 words, and then I’d basically have said everything about her cooch there is to say. Cum-guzzling herpes circus. That’s 1.Cum 2.Guzzling 3.Herpes 4.Circus
When I think of Brandon Davis, I immediately picture a fat greasball with food on his chin. He’s not even fat, is he? But he reminds me of a lardass anyway. I don’t know for sure where all his anger is coming from, but I betcha Lindsay wouldn’t let him hit it! Besides, Paris will always be skankier than anybody else on the planet… ironic she could laugh at jokes about somebody else’s crotch, given the disease ridden state of her own.
#35…HAHAHAHAHA…funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. Apparently, this all stemmed from a feud last week:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/05/paris-hilton-and-lindsay-lohan-hate.html
It wasn’t that long ago that Paris and Lindsay were BFF along with the Simpson girls, Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton. Now, I don’t think any of these girls are on speaking terms. And you know what else is sad? That I even know this.
the problem with lil rich boys and girls is that they’ve never had to get dirty and earn their money. They just wait for daddy to hand over another car or piece of bling.
“Watch the pole, watch the pole.”
Saying that to Paris Hilton (obvious sexual innuendo aside) is amusing. I wish I had grownups to follow me around when I was drunk to tell me not to walk into telephone poles.
And stop hating all of you: these people are what makes America great.
What a disgusting piece of garbage, I was never a big Lindsay fan and laughed at the stupid things that happened to her or she did.
However, this really crossed the line of what you can or cannot say to someone and have to pay the price for your remarks.
I hope she sues the both of them but more important I hope to hell that people really begin to HATE Peeho Hilton, without the media she is just another stupid spoiled whore.
at the end was that just the way the video was shot or does paris drive like a crazy man would in a stolen mercedes?
Wow, after 13 hours I thought my post were never going to show up!!!
All money and NO CLASS.
If Hohan has a fire crotch, then Paris has a nuclear-reactor crotch. That thing will melt your face off.
WOW. Just….wow. To me, the funniest part of that whole train wreck (besides Brandon yelling Firecrotch every 3 seconds) is when they’re in the car and Paris whispers her “insult” to Brandon and he says it to the paparazzi. I think Paris’s comment is conclusive proof that she is in fact the dumbest living creature on earth, and that both of them know WAY too much about Hohan’s crotch. Oh, the irony!
This video only further shows the similarities between Paris mother Theresa and why she should portray her. Can you not hear the unconditional love in her cackle? Does Paris not try to rid the world of disease by taking them all for herself? Doesn’t Paris work so hard for all the cum she guzzles….
Why is he always so greasy? I’m pretty poor, but I still take showers…
Curious that one with herpes would dare to call another “firecrotch.” That is, in fact, calling the kettle black, no? Or at least calling the kettle a “nigger.”
You know what they say – The boy that makes the most fun of you is actually the one who loves you the most. He’s an idiot and she’s pathetic….
Freaking Ameri-trash. They are saying firecrotch like its a bad thing, or they don’t know what it means. Its not a bad thing, its a neutral thing. Its like making fun of someone for having brown hair. Irrelevant.
And I agree that it is hilarious that Paris of all people wants to make derogatory comments about someone’s crotch, when PARIS HAS WARTS.
leaking seeping oozing pus filled WARTS
In fact, Paris probably has to wear a depends under garment to catch all the pus leaking from her WARTS