This is one of the oddest celebrity videos you’ll ever see. Last night Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis were club hopping in LA and Davis started ranting on Lindsay Lohan with Hilton laughing it up behind him. Among his insults are saying that Lohan’s dad is hotter than her, she smells like diarrhea, and she has a fire crotch. At one point Davis – the son of dead billionaire Marvin Davis – says: “I think she’s worth about seven million, which means she’s really poor. It’s disgusting. She lives in a motel.”
Fuck yes. I hadn’t heard of Brandon Davis until this little incident, but he acts the way super rich people are supposed to act. He should drive up and down Rodeo Drive pointing at people from his Bentley and call them all hobos. “Look at that fucker in the Mercedes. He must work at McDonalds or something.”
Come on sweet 500… just 3 away…
Come on sweet 500… just 2 away…
Come on sweet 500… “T” minus 1 …
Enh…500-ish.
#491
Blast-off… FIRST 501st in The Superficial
#501
You fuckin’ S.O.B. ‘Fa Cube Itches’ how dare you steal my glory… you fucker!!!…
I am not the hugest fan of La Hohan, but i dont think she deserves this. Sure she acts somewhat stupid and slutty… but compared to Paris Hilton?? talk about a fire crotch!! thats gross. besides brandon whatshisname is completely repulsive. As if any girl would want to go near his shriveled up, small, diseased little penis if he didnt have any money!!
What sad excuses for human beings…
I masturbate to the Simple Life. Is that wrong?
Is is just me or did i just travel back to pre-school?
Brandon Davis: Oh… You big poo-poo head, look at you if you fuck her you get cooties. All they had to just through was “Your mother dresses you”.
Ok, now that my daddy just died i can date STD’s Paris Hilton and throw a bunch of Lindsay Lohan’s stinky ass comments and I’M THE FUCKING MAN!!!
Brandon Davis: Seriously who would fuck her?
Oh, so fuck paris hilton instead, smart guy.
Lindsay’s ass or paris’s std’s?
502: Why, shankyou…shankyou very much. :)
Heh, I figured you were posting so fast that I’d only get about 506 or so.
#505
Well that’s ok… I’m sure you’re a good egg… I shouldn
Wow, 500 posts and I finally get a word in. Missed you bums.
Thanks #242…
I think Brandon is lying about being a model. The coke and cigs diet obviously isn’t working for him.
Wow, what a toolbox. That guy talking about pu**y. I don’t think he could hit water if he fell out of a boat.
They do call it the “INDY 500″ not the indy 501… soo yeah, it
Yeah, but who watches the Indy 500 anymore? Sad that it went from world’s largest single-day sports event to an “after the break” story on ESPN 2.
Yeah, “after the break” story, but only if someone dies or gets horribly mangled in an explosive fiery crash… pretty sad state of afairs to be sure.
Well what the hell why not 600 posts!!! Or 666 to make edna happy.
So yea post in this thread for FREE PORN!
Wipes away a *tear*.
#374 get a life Tom Cruise wouldn’t suck your cock if you begged him. And if you are a girl get a life and try to get some cock yourself you fat ho-bitch.
BRANDON DAVIS is clearly gay – or maybe a transvestite – I am not sure which.
He should pose in a bra and panties and do a strap-on vid with Paris and Nicky on the other side with him as the meat in the SANDWICH.
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you are right…there should be no comments on the lord’s girlfriend…and hopefully she and HE WHO WILL NOT BE NAMED will go away…
and sorry SF dude is sick, but it has gotten lame in the past month or so…better to tighten-up the page than ban the guests!!!
Doesn’t anyone dig any further, that great-journal is a fake, it’s apart of a star roll-playing community. The sad thing is this, what’s worse… Brandon davis? or someone ROLE PLAYING THAT THEY ARE THIS FUCK?
Unbelievable- what kind of world does this guy live in where $7 million is “poor”?!? My husband makes around $80k per year, and I always thought we were blessed, but apparently we are on par with the starving kids in Ethiopia, if you go by this guy’s standards. And even though I’m not a LiLo fan, at least she earned her money on her own. What have Paris and Brandon ever done, other than sat on their asses and spent daddy’s money? I would feel sorry for their families, given the way their kids embarrass them, but then again, these parents raised their kids to be spoiled little assholes, so they deserve the embarrassment. Even if you have all the money in the world, this goes to show that you can’t buy human decency or class.
Five hundred twenty fourth.
Okay, WHO is Paris phoning? Because all they’ll get on the end of the line is her maniacal yet dim laughter. Then she hangs up and calls someone else.
Davis, Marvin H.
Then:
#85 World’s Richest People 2004
NOW:
Honey, I Shrunk The Trust
By Dirk Smillie | Oct 31 ’05 (FORBES)
Patricia Davis Raynes says her famous father plundered her inheritance, then died nearly broke.
Six months after oil tycoon Marvin Davis died last fall, Davis’ eldest daughter, Patricia Davis Raynes, met, she says, with a family financial adviser who made an astounding claim: The Davis family fortune, estimated by FORBES at $5.8 billion in 2004, had dwindled to almost nothing. Raynes’ trust was so depleted that the $125,000 monthly payouts she received would have to end. They soon did.
That didn’t add up to Raynes, who claims her trust was worth $220 million in 1995.
Wonder if he did it to ALL his kids??
Didn’t know that he was a “potential suitor” for Jenna Bush.
Looks like he “fell off the wagon and got ran over by it this time.”
Sunday September 01
JENNA’S SUITOR BACK TO REHAB
By Richard Johnson – pagesix.com
TRUST-FUND terror Brandon Davis – the former model who allegedly romanced presidential party girl Jenna Bush – is back in rehab. Davis fell off the wagon at a Playboy Mansion party earlier last month, where he drank margaritas, vodka and beer, and snorted cocaine, Star magazine reports. “I certainly went out with a bang,” Davis, the grandson of ex-20th Century Fox mogul Marvin Davis, admits to the tab. “It was a wild night.” The tab says Brandon’s mom put him on the family’s private jet to Minnesota’s Hazelden clinic for a two-month stay. “I want to be sober,” Davis tells the Star. “It was getting bad. I was originally going to be here for 28 days, but my family wants me to stay on another 30 days. But I’m not blaming Jenna for this situation.” Meanwhile, the National Enquirer recently reported underage Jenna and six girlfriends guzzling Bloody Marys at a hotel in La Jolla, Calif. But the manager told a San Diego paper, “no one, to my knowledge, saw her drinking any alcohol.”
This guy is far from smooth. His father had some juice obviously but also was a hick. This is what you get from a son of a rich hick father.
I love how Lohan’s response to this is hooking up with Paris Latsis and Stavros… trash is trash.
The rich are all inbreds.
LL is a coked out whore who needs rehab, a good feed and talent.
Of course her clit is that long, look at all the use it gets…. eeewwww stay away from that one.
What is most disturbing about this whole thing is that this spoiled little rich boy, living off his inheritance-I’m sure not earning a dime of it, has gone from nobody to a somebody overnight. He has been all over the tabloids and the news. Before this whole incidient I happily had no clue who Brandon Davis was. Now, against my will, I have knowlege of this ass clown’s miserable existence. I anticipate that we will only be seeing more of him. God, I hope I’m wrong on this one. If Hollywood is like High School just the mere fact that he’s hanging out with Paris Hilton should land him a role in some crappy B movie in the near future.
That cum guzzler Brandon should do something better with his time…like save the planet, wash his hair, visit his grandfather’s grave, or (better yet) figure out that he is gay…either way your life has fallen below shit if you waste your time talking about Lindsay Lohan and hanging out with high dollar prostitutes like Paris Hilton…Holla :)
wow….wow. this was very third grade. I have never wished death upon anyone but I really wish their car would have smashed. How awesome would that be???
So wait… Paris has sexually transmitted fadge blisters and they are going on about Lindsays ginger pubes?! I mean, do’t get me wrong, I’m not in camp Lindsay or anything, I think they should ALL be covered in tar, impaled on wooden spears and aet on fire along the roadside for all the use they are and good they do the world but… it does strike me a little bit hypocritical…
MAYbe that’s why she has started wearing KNICKERS again! Jealousy cos HER labia are falling off whereas Lindsay can still get away with exPOSing hers… Ahh the perils of not having enough medis attention eh?!
So wait… Paris has sexually transmitted fadge blisters and they are going on about Lindsays ginger pubes?! I mean, do’t get me wrong, I’m not in camp Lindsay or anything, I think they should ALL be covered in tar, impaled on wooden spears and aet on fire along the roadside for all the use they are and good they do the world but… it does strike me a little bit hypocritical…
MAYbe that’s why she has started wearing KNICKERS again! Jealousy cos HER labia are falling off whereas Lindsay can still get away with exPOSing hers… Ahh the perils of not having enough medis attention eh?!
that guy’s a prick
this is exactly y in the fuck we always bring deaths and insanity to this world because of retarted fat out of shape sperm likers like this one always starting shit that he is not sopose to, any ways this will only be solve untill that fat ass bastard gets his ass turned to bacon with a mothafuking shank, cause as we all know insanity is the key for peace