This is one of the oddest celebrity videos you’ll ever see. Last night Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis were club hopping in LA and Davis started ranting on Lindsay Lohan with Hilton laughing it up behind him. Among his insults are saying that Lohan’s dad is hotter than her, she smells like diarrhea, and she has a fire crotch. At one point Davis – the son of dead billionaire Marvin Davis – says: “I think she’s worth about seven million, which means she’s really poor. It’s disgusting. She lives in a motel.”
Fuck yes. I hadn’t heard of Brandon Davis until this little incident, but he acts the way super rich people are supposed to act. He should drive up and down Rodeo Drive pointing at people from his Bentley and call them all hobos. “Look at that fucker in the Mercedes. He must work at McDonalds or something.”
andrewthezeppo | May 17, 2006 at 6:52 pm
first
TOPAZ21 | May 17, 2006 at 6:53 pm
eh?
Tracie | May 17, 2006 at 6:54 pm
Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis deserve each other. It seems like they have approximately the same IQ. His eloquence and descriptives are simply astounding.
CatMV88 | May 17, 2006 at 6:54 pm
boy – could we care any less about who she likes or doesn’t like???
andrewthezeppo | May 17, 2006 at 6:54 pm
OK, now that my being first is out of the way.
How dare they criticize Lindsay’s crotch when PARIS HILTON HAS HERPES
Still though, it would be pretty sweet to be a billionair and get to call people firecrotch for the whole world to see
PandoraKnight | May 17, 2006 at 6:55 pm
WTF? Are these guys adults? Oh wait, I forgot stupidy has no age limit.
LEATHERFACE45 | May 17, 2006 at 6:56 pm
does anyone’s wife or girlfriend like to tease them without giving them relief? you know, let the frustration build for weeks? just asking that’s all.
gammanormids | May 17, 2006 at 6:58 pm
#5 that was what I thought… what a nerve…
radio4play | May 17, 2006 at 7:01 pm
eh
tcltc
Supersalicious | May 17, 2006 at 7:01 pm
Brandon Davis was Mischa Barton’s ex-stalker. He’s no prize, either.
sikofdis | May 17, 2006 at 7:01 pm
Not that any of them give a flying f%@k what I have to say, but I hate all three of them!!!
ellaminnowpea | May 17, 2006 at 7:01 pm
Where’s BigJim?!? Hello – TOP TEN?!?!?
ellaminnowpea | May 17, 2006 at 7:04 pm
Am I the only one who can’t see the video? I get an error message that says there is an error with the pathway or the server may be down….
BigJim | May 17, 2006 at 7:05 pm
BigJim just got back from another run along the river gazing at bikini-clad hotties on rollerblades. Now I have to get my brats ready for soccer.
Oh, and I hate Paris slightly more than Hohan. That guy may be a billionaire, but there ain’t enough money in the world to cure what she’s got.
TOPAZ21 | May 17, 2006 at 7:05 pm
bigjim went to work. remember, he only works about 25 hours/week. well he works noon-4. i wish i had his life.
ellaminnowpea | May 17, 2006 at 7:06 pm
…and his HOT bod…..
TOPAZ21 | May 17, 2006 at 7:06 pm
“brats for soccer” ok, maybe not. i like my life…
ellaminnowpea | May 17, 2006 at 7:07 pm
been there…done that….
TOPAZ21 | May 17, 2006 at 7:07 pm
oh he should get with K-Fed…FIRE!!!
radio4play | May 17, 2006 at 7:08 pm
ok firecrotch???? eh wtf who is this wanker anyways and why is he cashing in on his dead daddy’s $$$
TCLTC
Tatamo | May 17, 2006 at 7:11 pm
I wish they would walk around Oakland for one night…giggling like they do….POW!!!!!…they would be gone…forever
D_O_H! | May 17, 2006 at 7:13 pm
Here’s a link to youtube’s easier to view version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoIuBfsEujI
Amazing that this guy is enough of a douchebag to make me feel sorry for Lohan.
radio4play | May 17, 2006 at 7:14 pm
#17 hahahah word
Ari | May 17, 2006 at 7:15 pm
According to the previous ‘you have not been banned’ post, we’re supposed to stay on topic now? Where the fuck is the fun in that?
Next thing you know, we’ll get in trouble for saying ‘cocksucker’ or variation of same.
TOPAZ21 | May 17, 2006 at 7:16 pm
Ku
radio4play | May 17, 2006 at 7:17 pm
gaykan!
PandoraKnight | May 17, 2006 at 7:17 pm
Ok finally found the lunatic-
http://brandon-davis-.greatestjournal.com/
radio4play | May 17, 2006 at 7:18 pm
oh and she sounds like a man….there that’s on topic in a way now back to regular shiiiiite
tcltc
lucycharms | May 17, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Pot calling the kettle black…..no one just hangs out with Paris… he’s probably sleeping with her too…. last time I checked his kindergarten description of Lohan also fits Paris…. The evil Cacklin Wench …..
Who the hell cares what Brandon Davis thinks… isn’t he Mischa Bartons throw aways…. & thats not saying much.
Haroof | May 17, 2006 at 7:20 pm
The best part of that video was when Brandon pulled out that old guy’s tie and the dude was like, “Brand, please!”
Oh man, those two (Davis & Hilton) idiots were made for each other.
Good stuff.
ellaminnowpea | May 17, 2006 at 7:21 pm
face it – no matter what – we’re all part of the TCLTC Community of Believers….nothin’ stinks worse than trustfund punks with no work ethic…okay…NO ethics!
radio4play | May 17, 2006 at 7:24 pm
#23 ahhhhhhhhhhh ok I knew I had seen him somewhere before, oh man the knowledge you gain from the SF is just priceless. Beat that Harvard assKyles
#24 hahaaha yeah that was only highlight
Lou | May 17, 2006 at 7:24 pm
First I would like to say that this video disgust me. These people are a waste. Next while I agree that posting seems to have gotten out of hand (and yes I do enjoy the first game) it is a shame to have to censure the people who come to this site and be witty or just plain stupid it if makes them happy.
Lou | May 17, 2006 at 7:25 pm
First I would like to say that this video disgust me. These people are a waste. Next while I agree that posting seems to have gotten out of hand (and yes I do enjoy the first game) it is a shame to have to censure the people who come to this site and be witty or just plain stupid it if makes them happy.
suzy | May 17, 2006 at 7:27 pm
TO THE FIRST POSTER!!! READ THE POST BEFORE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!
and I didn’t know who that David person was either, until you told us..
He was really original in the video. he kept saying the same joke about lindsay’s privates…
i think he just secretly like it lol
BadassFred | May 17, 2006 at 7:31 pm
God, they’re assholes. They’re worse than the people I went to high school with and they’re in their mid-twenties!
stevejuststeve | May 17, 2006 at 7:31 pm
In Europe, spoiled trust fund kids are called Eurotrash, what are they called in America?
CruisingForCock | May 17, 2006 at 7:34 pm
I’m with Lucycharms. How you gonna call someone else firecrotch when you’re with Paris.
Ramdonomo | May 17, 2006 at 7:39 pm
Who is this guy? Besides, like Paris Hilton or anyone she hangs out with can criticize anyone’s crotch.
Sure, it’s a repeat of what everyone else has been saying, but hey. I want my comment thing approved or whatever.
The RZA | May 17, 2006 at 7:39 pm
“And her clitoris is seven feet long.” Sheer brilliance.
nikki | May 17, 2006 at 7:39 pm
this video is disturbing on so many levels. and it’s sick and childish too. unfortunately, there’s nothing about Lindsay’s behavior over the past year that will contradict any of this buffoon’s statements. so while i think it’s sick and crude, i also won’t be surprised if Lindsay goes into major hiding. or has a complete meltdown — emotionally she seems to be an unstable girl.
The RZA | May 17, 2006 at 7:40 pm
Um, a firecrotch is a person with naturally red hair. Since not everyone seems to have gotten that.
Sheva | May 17, 2006 at 7:41 pm
Hey Paris,
Flame on Biyatch!!
radio4play | May 17, 2006 at 7:43 pm
#28 look at the clip….that’s how
krisdylee | May 17, 2006 at 7:50 pm
He seems like a real dink to me. Not becuase he’s talking about Lindsay, I couldn’t give two used tampons about her, but honestly, watching that was like seeing high school dorks, trying to catch up to the popular kid… not knowing that he would end up fat, divorced, and riddled with cancer.
krisdylee | May 17, 2006 at 7:51 pm
Hah, BigJim, my kids didn’t want to do the soccer thing this year. Yeehaw for me!!!
bigponie | May 17, 2006 at 7:52 pm
the funniest thing about the video is that they are the JOKE and they don’t even know it….
they make such easy targets for someone tryin to make a quck buck…
bergdof616 | May 17, 2006 at 7:55 pm
This same jerk pitched a fit at Paris after Paris called someone the “N” word. Now he’s doin’ her?
“She was forever using the N-word,” Davis, the boyfriend of “O.C.” star Mischa Barton, tells The National Enquirer. “I told her not to use it. It was offensive. But she just laughed. She is a racist plus an idiot.”
TaftHartley | May 17, 2006 at 7:59 pm
I can just imagine the rest of their night.
They finally get rid of the Elliot (Hilton flack and partypooper) Mintz – the old guy that must get paid a lot to be even seen with these fucktards. And be humiliated by a guy that’s not even paying him.
So then, later in a tangle of black silk sheets, Brandon sweatily searches through his pubic hair for his irrevokably flaccid nubbin. The drunken moron is humiliated by his failure as a man and he immediately switches to the offensive and quickly re-works the rant to reflect his disdain for Paris.
Feel free to write the rant…….
replicunt | May 17, 2006 at 8:00 pm
LOVESSSSSS IT