This is one of the oddest celebrity videos you’ll ever see. Last night Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis were club hopping in LA and Davis started ranting on Lindsay Lohan with Hilton laughing it up behind him. Among his insults are saying that Lohan’s dad is hotter than her, she smells like diarrhea, and she has a fire crotch. At one point Davis – the son of dead billionaire Marvin Davis – says: “I think she’s worth about seven million, which means she’s really poor. It’s disgusting. She lives in a motel.”
Fuck yes. I hadn’t heard of Brandon Davis until this little incident, but he acts the way super rich people are supposed to act. He should drive up and down Rodeo Drive pointing at people from his Bentley and call them all hobos. “Look at that fucker in the Mercedes. He must work at McDonalds or something.”
first
eh?
Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis deserve each other. It seems like they have approximately the same IQ. His eloquence and descriptives are simply astounding.
boy – could we care any less about who she likes or doesn’t like???
OK, now that my being first is out of the way.
How dare they criticize Lindsay’s crotch when PARIS HILTON HAS HERPES
Still though, it would be pretty sweet to be a billionair and get to call people firecrotch for the whole world to see
WTF? Are these guys adults? Oh wait, I forgot stupidy has no age limit.
does anyone’s wife or girlfriend like to tease them without giving them relief? you know, let the frustration build for weeks? just asking that’s all.
#5 that was what I thought… what a nerve…
eh
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Brandon Davis was Mischa Barton’s ex-stalker. He’s no prize, either.
Not that any of them give a flying f%@k what I have to say, but I hate all three of them!!!
Where’s BigJim?!? Hello – TOP TEN?!?!?
Am I the only one who can’t see the video? I get an error message that says there is an error with the pathway or the server may be down….
BigJim just got back from another run along the river gazing at bikini-clad hotties on rollerblades. Now I have to get my brats ready for soccer.
Oh, and I hate Paris slightly more than Hohan. That guy may be a billionaire, but there ain’t enough money in the world to cure what she’s got.
bigjim went to work. remember, he only works about 25 hours/week. well he works noon-4. i wish i had his life.
…and his HOT bod…..
“brats for soccer” ok, maybe not. i like my life…
been there…done that….
oh he should get with K-Fed…FIRE!!!
ok firecrotch???? eh wtf who is this wanker anyways and why is he cashing in on his dead daddy’s $$$
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I wish they would walk around Oakland for one night…giggling like they do….POW!!!!!…they would be gone…forever
Here’s a link to youtube’s easier to view version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoIuBfsEujI
Amazing that this guy is enough of a douchebag to make me feel sorry for Lohan.
#17 hahahah word
According to the previous ‘you have not been banned’ post, we’re supposed to stay on topic now? Where the fuck is the fun in that?
Next thing you know, we’ll get in trouble for saying ‘cocksucker’ or variation of same.
Ku
gaykan!
Ok finally found the lunatic-
http://brandon-davis-.greatestjournal.com/
oh and she sounds like a man….there that’s on topic in a way now back to regular shiiiiite
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Pot calling the kettle black…..no one just hangs out with Paris… he’s probably sleeping with her too…. last time I checked his kindergarten description of Lohan also fits Paris…. The evil Cacklin Wench …..
Who the hell cares what Brandon Davis thinks… isn’t he Mischa Bartons throw aways…. & thats not saying much.
The best part of that video was when Brandon pulled out that old guy’s tie and the dude was like, “Brand, please!”
Oh man, those two (Davis & Hilton) idiots were made for each other.
Good stuff.
face it – no matter what – we’re all part of the TCLTC Community of Believers….nothin’ stinks worse than trustfund punks with no work ethic…okay…NO ethics!
#23 ahhhhhhhhhhh ok I knew I had seen him somewhere before, oh man the knowledge you gain from the SF is just priceless. Beat that Harvard assKyles
#24 hahaaha yeah that was only highlight
First I would like to say that this video disgust me. These people are a waste. Next while I agree that posting seems to have gotten out of hand (and yes I do enjoy the first game) it is a shame to have to censure the people who come to this site and be witty or just plain stupid it if makes them happy.
First I would like to say that this video disgust me. These people are a waste. Next while I agree that posting seems to have gotten out of hand (and yes I do enjoy the first game) it is a shame to have to censure the people who come to this site and be witty or just plain stupid it if makes them happy.
TO THE FIRST POSTER!!! READ THE POST BEFORE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!
and I didn’t know who that David person was either, until you told us..
He was really original in the video. he kept saying the same joke about lindsay’s privates…
i think he just secretly like it lol
God, they’re assholes. They’re worse than the people I went to high school with and they’re in their mid-twenties!
In Europe, spoiled trust fund kids are called Eurotrash, what are they called in America?
I’m with Lucycharms. How you gonna call someone else firecrotch when you’re with Paris.
Who is this guy? Besides, like Paris Hilton or anyone she hangs out with can criticize anyone’s crotch.
Sure, it’s a repeat of what everyone else has been saying, but hey. I want my comment thing approved or whatever.
“And her clitoris is seven feet long.” Sheer brilliance.
this video is disturbing on so many levels. and it’s sick and childish too. unfortunately, there’s nothing about Lindsay’s behavior over the past year that will contradict any of this buffoon’s statements. so while i think it’s sick and crude, i also won’t be surprised if Lindsay goes into major hiding. or has a complete meltdown — emotionally she seems to be an unstable girl.
Um, a firecrotch is a person with naturally red hair. Since not everyone seems to have gotten that.
Hey Paris,
Flame on Biyatch!!
#28 look at the clip….that’s how
He seems like a real dink to me. Not becuase he’s talking about Lindsay, I couldn’t give two used tampons about her, but honestly, watching that was like seeing high school dorks, trying to catch up to the popular kid… not knowing that he would end up fat, divorced, and riddled with cancer.
Hah, BigJim, my kids didn’t want to do the soccer thing this year. Yeehaw for me!!!
the funniest thing about the video is that they are the JOKE and they don’t even know it….
they make such easy targets for someone tryin to make a quck buck…
This same jerk pitched a fit at Paris after Paris called someone the “N” word. Now he’s doin’ her?
“She was forever using the N-word,” Davis, the boyfriend of “O.C.” star Mischa Barton, tells The National Enquirer. “I told her not to use it. It was offensive. But she just laughed. She is a racist plus an idiot.”
I can just imagine the rest of their night.
They finally get rid of the Elliot (Hilton flack and partypooper) Mintz – the old guy that must get paid a lot to be even seen with these fucktards. And be humiliated by a guy that’s not even paying him.
So then, later in a tangle of black silk sheets, Brandon sweatily searches through his pubic hair for his irrevokably flaccid nubbin. The drunken moron is humiliated by his failure as a man and he immediately switches to the offensive and quickly re-works the rant to reflect his disdain for Paris.
Feel free to write the rant…….
LOVESSSSSS IT