Paris Hilton and Benji Madden’s rings aren’t a hoax

March 14th, 2008 // 78 Comments

Paris Hilton confirmed to Ryan Seacrest today that the monogrammed rings worn by her and boyfriend Benji Madden are not an elaborate hoax for Ashton Kutcher’s Pop Fiction. She also shut down rumors that their relationship is also a joke for Ashton. But, don’t get me wrong, it’s still a joke in the most literal sense of the word. Us Magazine reports:

“He’s been my friend for a couple of years now, and we’re really happy,” gushed Hilton, who said Madden was by her side during the 8 a.m. telephone interview.
She said it was his idea to wear the matching ‘ BM’ and ‘PH’ rings. “That was a very special present I got,” Hilton said. “He’s really sweet.”

Wow, so Benji Madden is not only an idiot for sticking his midget wang in Paris’ death crotch, but he thinks wearing a ring with your girlfriend’s initial is cool. Legally, I think that’s grounds to feed him to a shark. Someone get Jabberjaw on the line. We’ve got work to do.

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  1. aha

    “One does not slip easily into Paris. It’s meaty gates are guarded by more than mere herpes. There is an evil there that does not sleep, and the Wonky Eye is ever watchful.”

    best comment EVER!

    cute dress, too bad it appears to be vomiting something foul out of every orifice.

  2. PostmortemG

    “One does not slip easily into Paris. It’s meaty gates are guarded by more than mere herpes. There is an evil there that does not sleep, and the Wonky Eye is ever watchful. It is a cursed place where the very air you breathe is a sulphurous plume. Not with a thousand men could you part these beef curtains and live. It is folly.”

    I must agree – this *IS* one of the best comments ever. =D

  3. Rey

    Have to say, I love the dress. She looks really good here.

  4. absolute2

    Paris looks damn hot. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e. co m” last week. It seems she is seeking true love online now.

  5. Veroonica

    @1. She’s looking for that special Mac truck interested in romance. It’s the only thing left that is big enough to rub her clit. Will she find love there?

  6. Veroonica

    P.S. Just to stir up trouble. I just got finished watching Cnn 360. Obama “claims” he was absent the times the pastor made those comments. He was also “unaware” his spiritual leader felt that way. Does he actually think Americans are that gullible? Twenty years as his pastor, and he didn’t have a clue? Sad to say, but McCain looks pretty damn good right now. Thoughts?

  7. MBMs109th

    I looked into this, and while I don’t care what PETA says, I did talk to the folks who make Animal Cops on Animal Planet.
    They said feeding BM to a shark would be akin to dosing the neighbor’s dog
    with transmission fluid, a 3rd degree felony.

    Best not.

  8. it’s just like a joke, their love z like a play and no one of t hem r careful about it, is she just a play girl ?
    it’s said that once she had added a very hot vid to the lesbian dating site named PinkMingle.com, is it true ? and someone has saw it there , ..

  9. Hows this: Everyone vote for the candidate who’s most likely to get our asses out of Iraq and keep us out. Do you know what it’s like to have rockets shot at you on a regular basis? IED’s hidden all over the roads. Imagine going to the grocery store with your family knowing your vehicle could blow the fuck up at any given second. Believe me, it’s nerve wrecking…at best.

  10. You're a...

    you’re all fags

  11. Spazz

    Can’t Paris just OD or kill someone drunk driving and end this charade?

  12. Grunion

    Prais Hilton is a hoax

  13. I love that dress!

  14. herbiefrog

    no idea what to say…

    ..living on borrowed time ?

  15. Luna

    Notice how she’ suddenly not wearing pink anymore and just wears black? Only a fucking poser would change her wardrobe to suit the boyfriend she’s got on her arm. What a fucking dumb bitch.

  16. Realist

    She actually looks hot here. What the fuck? Shaking my worldview.

  17. rosa

    paris hilton ?? I just found some of her photos on another tall men seeking fun site seekingtall.com, but my question is what she is doing with such a service. She wanna a rich/tall man for …?? terrible..

  18. rosa

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  19. sarh

    hey what dress is she wearing? its fantastic

  20. sarh

    hey what dress is she wearing? its fantastic

  21. Lyns

    BM. Ha ha ha ha. Paris is wearing a ring with “BM” on it. Does she realize that is mostly interpreted as “Bowel Movement”?

  22. Strong

    Oh!So beautiful!I like her very much.She is on “SeekingRich.com”,too.Maybe she want to make more friends on that website.If you are single now,or you want to know more cute girls or handsome,rich men,you must come to “SeekingRich.com”.Of course,it is true!

  23. esachica

    okay, so, really? nobody’s gonna make a comment on the fact that the girl is wearing “BM” on her hand? seriously….?

  24. herbiefrog

    75… what would be the point ?

    everybody heard apparently

  25. shinjuku jonez

    bitchin dress,reminds me of some good blotter doses i used to get back in the day

  26. jessfoxx

    Wow, I love that dress. she looks cute

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