Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are perpetual idiots

The Superficial | March 11, 2008 - 3:41 pm

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have spotted recently wearing rings to let each other know they’re taken. Paris is rocking a “BM” ring because I guess Benji’s her little Bowel Movement. I don’t see what else it could mean. And Benji’s wearing a “PH” ring because, obviously, his Penis Hurts. That’s pretty adorable but if any girl ever made me wear a ring with a secret message on it, it better be made of diamonds and read “OMGYWIH.” Which, for you slow listeners out there, clearly stands for “Senor Badass.”

Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News