Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are perpetual idiots

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have spotted recently wearing rings to let each other know they’re taken. Paris is rocking a “BM” ring because I guess Benji’s her little Bowel Movement. I don’t see what else it could mean. And Benji’s wearing a “PH” ring because, obviously, his Penis Hurts. That’s pretty adorable but if any girl ever made me wear a ring with a secret message on it, it better be made of diamonds and read “OMGYWIH.” Which, for you slow listeners out there, clearly stands for “Senor Badass.”

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