Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are perpetual idiots

March 11th, 2008 // 68 Comments

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have spotted recently wearing rings to let each other know they’re taken. Paris is rocking a “BM” ring because I guess Benji’s her little Bowel Movement. I don’t see what else it could mean. And Benji’s wearing a “PH” ring because, obviously, his Penis Hurts. That’s pretty adorable but if any girl ever made me wear a ring with a secret message on it, it better be made of diamonds and read “OMGYWIH.” Which, for you slow listeners out there, clearly stands for “Senor Badass.”

Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News
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  1. yomomma

    20 bucks says she’s gearing up for BM to knock her up. i could smell her plot a mile away when i learned she was dating mr. nicole richie. then, they can be like “sisters!” *high-pitched squealing* with matching mini maddens.

  2. yomomma

    excuse me, that should read “the twin brother of mr. nicole richie”.

    prove me wrong.

  3. SomeGuy

    “i suppose you believe in god too. moron”

    Yeah… that sure makes people idiots. I guess Einstein was an idiot too.

    In closing: shutup teenager.

  4. Rocketdogg

    OMG. Penis hurts, way too funny.

  5. I can’t believe how many times I looked a pictures of the damn ring and never thought B. M.

    It brings back traumatic memories of my mom asking, “did you have a BM today?” which may be why I blocked it out.

  6. nice

    I found her at one big site, it seems that is celeb mingle . com Sorry. I forget the username.
    I will check if this is true. I will tell you the results soon.

  7. somuchlove

    I, for one, thought it was funny.

  8. Oh
    My
    God
    Your
    Winkie
    Is
    Huge

    ??

    I can’t believe I’m concerned with this… :o)
    canuck

  9. Ok.

    So I just noticed that everyone else on here called it a “Wang”.
    And then I called it a “Winkie”.

    I like to think of this as my childish charm, also known as my completely retarded inclination to being a walking cartoon.

    I think this post was hilarious (but I’m a cartoon, so what do I know?).

    :)
    canuck

  10. That Guy

    What boggles my mind is that this ass clown left a smokin piece of ass like Sophie Monk for the puddle of aids known as paris hilton! *brain hurts a lot*

  11. Fumus

    Wow, thanks guys.

    That’s totally the first I’ve asked a question and been answered. You have totally restored my faith in humanity!@!!

    OMGILAYG!

  12. hnb

    Ok. So these guys are pretty smart…or something. They’re in some band that doesn’t make music anymore and managed to latch on to idiot baby makers worth tons in alimony checks.

    K.Fed, you have taught them well.

    speaking of idiot baby makers: http://www.webelowwear.com/shop/idiocracy-hospital-series/idiocracy-hospital-maternity.html

    http://www.webelowwear.com

  13. edgar suit

    Paris is in love and the whole world rejoices

  14. Afiya

    Paris is a jealous bitch! She sees nicole happy with a baby and a man who is sticking by her, so ofcourse she has to date his twin because she is pathetic. I am sad for Benji that he can’t see her for what she is… a skank wit cash

  15. ALEX

    OMFG PENIS HURTS… THAT IS GREAT.

  16. Brandon M. Witte

    The relationship is an alibi for Hilton. She is to be arrested on numerous federal charges including crimes against me and Britney Spears. Go to Brandon M. Witte MySpace profile, age 32, Arlington,TX for full story.

  17. Brandon M. Witte

    The relationship is an alibi for Hilton. She is to be arrested on numerous federal charges including crimes against me and Britney Spears. Go to Brandon M. Witte MySpace profile, age 32, Arlington,TX for full story.

  18. SWEET! Check it out, http://www.lasvegasnightlifenetwork.com/events/new-years-eve-body-english Benji Madden is hosting an event at Body English in Las Vegas for New Year’s Eve. I know I’ll be there.

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