Paris Hilton and actor/monk fiasco orchestrated by douche commander

The Superficial | March 7, 2008 - 10:26 am

It turns out Paris Hilton’s public appearance with a monk who turned out to be an actor is part of some elaborate stunt for Ashton Kutcher’s new show Pop Fiction. Get it? Like Pulp Fiction. Clever and he wears trucker hats. This man is our Jesus. FOX News reports:

The performance for the paps was reportedly for Kutcher’s new E! series premiering this Sunday entitled “Pop Fiction.” The show is designed to make gullible paps and media outlets look pathetic by pulling all sorts of pranks.

Touché, Ashton Kutcher. Touché. But here’s a prank that will turn your brown eye blue: Look in the mirror. Surprise, you’re Ashton Kutcher – forever! Aw, man, that’s gotta sting. Also, you just got Punk’d. I win!