It turns out Paris Hilton’s public appearance with a monk who turned out to be an actor is part of some elaborate stunt for Ashton Kutcher’s new show Pop Fiction. Get it? Like Pulp Fiction. Clever and he wears trucker hats. This man is our Jesus. FOX News reports:
The performance for the paps was reportedly for Kutcher’s new E! series premiering this Sunday entitled “Pop Fiction.” The show is designed to make gullible paps and media outlets look pathetic by pulling all sorts of pranks.
Touché, Ashton Kutcher. Touché. But here’s a prank that will turn your brown eye blue: Look in the mirror. Surprise, you’re Ashton Kutcher – forever! Aw, man, that’s gotta sting. Also, you just got Punk’d. I win!
Photo: Pacific Coast News
SDT | March 7, 2008 at 10:28 am
DID YALL HEAR ABOUT THE FIRE AT THE CIRCUS??
IT WAS INTENSE. (IN TENTS)
BAHAHAHAHHAHA
Jennifer2 | March 7, 2008 at 10:29 am
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club BillionaireCupid.co m. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
Kitty | March 7, 2008 at 10:30 am
That is a really sad attempt of a “get back”. You can hardly “win” by pointing out that he is a famous, and attractive movie star. :P
Face it, he got you guys.
Famous Plastic | March 7, 2008 at 10:33 am
Wow, that’s an incredibly dull sounding show. I guess if you were masochistic, this would sound cool and/or interesting…
FRIST!!! | March 7, 2008 at 10:37 am
Um, Jimbo told us about this Dork Fiction a couple days ago…way to be on top of stuff there /fish..
nana | March 7, 2008 at 10:37 am
wow, paris sure has turned her life around. i’m amazed at all the philanthropic things she’s been doing since spending 2.5 seconds in jail.
?/? | March 7, 2008 at 10:38 am
um….??? i still don’t get it. i do get that she’s an attention whore though.
lily | March 7, 2008 at 10:44 am
it’s a interesting team…my friend told me they just accept a interview on tallmeet.com .maybe it will be interesting
Bobb-oh | March 7, 2008 at 10:44 am
But, what’s the funny part? I don’t get it. Is he going to air some clips of paris and the dude and then stand in front of the camera and say, “And then, the entertainment news sights ran it as if it were real!” Woooooooooo! That’s high-brow humor folks. Real funny stuff. I’m going back to sleep…wake me when the country has finally crumbled.
Girl | March 7, 2008 at 10:49 am
I fucky all amelican boys. Tee heee heeee!
Grunion | March 7, 2008 at 10:49 am
If I gave a fuck I would feel so used. Boy that’s going to be one funny show.
Dick Richards | March 7, 2008 at 10:51 am
I hate a lot. It’s what I do. Hate is my sun and I orbit helplessly, relentlessly. There’s no love in my life, just levels of hatred. But being the connoisseur of fine hatred that I am, I reserve a very special place, for Ashton Kutcher.
I hate Kutcher in the most, vile, dark, sociopathic way imaginable.
I want ashton to have children, just so his kids can be abducted, sexually abused, strangled, and mutilated. Die-Die-Die!
FCS | March 7, 2008 at 10:51 am
Whatever, it doesn’t change the fact she is slowly morphing into some kind of large footed bird -breature. Seriously that fucking nose is really starting to freak me the fuck out.
Captain-Insano | March 7, 2008 at 10:54 am
#12: Woah. Thats deep, deep hate right there.
JoBOO | March 7, 2008 at 10:54 am
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UncleTouchy | March 7, 2008 at 10:55 am
Let’s see some stripper of the street writes screenplays and wins awards while Ashton (fuck I hate that name) comes out with another prank show. Way to broaden your horizons, douche.
But at least that coast gaurd movie was a big hit….
JoBOO | March 7, 2008 at 10:55 am
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JoBOO | March 7, 2008 at 10:56 am
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DD | March 7, 2008 at 10:56 am
I bet she’s wearing pretty panties under that smashing dress. I hope those are stockings and not pantyhose she’s wearing.
JoBOO | March 7, 2008 at 10:57 am
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LL | March 7, 2008 at 11:06 am
I don’t really hate Ashton Kutcher, but I do sorta wish someone would “punk” him by hitting him in the face – with a truck.
A small truck. Not a semi. Man, that would be hilarious. Not enough to kill him, just enough to give him permanent brain damage, so maybe his show ideas would actually be interesting instead of the retard-level shit he’s putting out now.
Frank Lucas' Bitch | March 7, 2008 at 11:08 am
I always loved Ashton. Not in his stupid show but in 70s Show and Butterfly Effect. Too bad he’s with that old cow, he could have had any model in the world.
kitty_kat | March 7, 2008 at 11:18 am
That show sounds totally dull. And anyway, I’m sure most people didn’t actually take Paris Hilton walking around with a monk seriously.
Toni | March 7, 2008 at 11:31 am
“Look in the mirror. Surprise, you’re Ashton Kutcher – forever! ”
Come on, man, you can do better than that. If you’re going that direction, say something like “Look in the mirror. Surprise, that’s not your grandma, that’s your WIFE!”
panty pudding | March 7, 2008 at 11:35 am
ashton kutcher is a moron. your fake buddha was called out from day one. the shiny corporate footwear and high tech cell phone gave it away. but he does get the award for being captain obvious. we already know celebs have pulled stunts to get the paps to believe things, ex. the old switcheroo when britney used a doppleganger to fake like she was leaving an event but really she was still inside. or when lindsay tried to convince the paps that she was assaulted by paris then the next day claimed they were lying on her. she never said it. paris is her best friend. so brilliant of you ashton to make a whole show based on what your fellow talentless attention starved 20 something soon to be has been celebs are doing every day.
kitty kitty | March 7, 2008 at 11:40 am
you’re not original ashton. you aren’t even relevant any more. you’re 30 and washed up. your only role in life now is wearing a diaper and nursing on grandma’s tit.
nipolian | March 7, 2008 at 11:41 am
Just when the the gook spammer for the dating sites starts to get a command of the english language, we get a fucking new one (#2 & #21).
soap box manager | March 7, 2008 at 11:45 am
i don’t know what is more pathetic. the fact that ashton is married to a dried up plastic shrew with granny knees or the fact that this “older, sophisticated woman” couldn’t do an better than a 30 year old frat boy who thinks farting on your partner is a sign of affection.
nipolian | March 7, 2008 at 11:52 am
ashton is a hot stud with lots of spunk to share on playgirltv.com
Jesus will smite you | March 7, 2008 at 11:59 am
Way to go, Paris. Didn’t you claim you found “faith” in jail but now you want to mock religion on TV? I’m starting a petition to make sure god smites you ASAP.
BunnyButt | March 7, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Gosh, Ashton Kutcher is so fucking brilliant! Gorgeous AND intelligent! You know, if he turned that tremendous mind of his to physics or medicine, he could probably create a renewable, cheap, non-polluting power source or cure cancer and AIDS. Damn, he’s that smart!
#10, is that you TT?
lago | March 7, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Awww… did Ashton make a fool of an increasingly irresponsible and irrelevant media? Do you want me to kiss it and make it better?
Auntie Kryst | March 7, 2008 at 12:11 pm
So whose feeding hands are bitten in this show? Hollywood fuckheads pissing off media with fake stunts, or is it revenge for media fuckheads always bothering these egotists? Man, this could cause a douche meltdown of China syndrome proportions.
mizer lee | March 7, 2008 at 12:21 pm
ashton’s attempt at social commentary is meaningless. the media has neither soul nor pride. it’s not about what’s real or fake. it’s about making money and there is money to be made on celeb stories, period.
Hecubus | March 7, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Wow, he’s such a rebel. What an outlaw, I mean this guy is totally gonna bring down the system. He even wears his baseball cap at a slightly tilted angle … that’s not even how you’re supposed to wear them ! God, what a rebel he is. You go Ashton, you get on that Mtv with your professional make up artists and clothing experts to dress you up all ‘punky’ like a character from a 90′s anti drug propaganda film made for high schools. You are the voice of the rebellious youth Ashton. Tear it all down Ashton, tear this fucking playhouse down.
Harry Ballzack | March 7, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Jeez what a self seviant show for celebrities. They get to fuck with the paparazzi and Kutcher sells it to the E channel. Still looking for his place in Hollywood life other than Dewme More’s husband I see.
I very seriously doubt I will ever catch an episode of THIS tank. Kutcher has the inteligence of mud and his programs show it.
Didn’t the paps notice the Corrofram shoes – the cell phone – the home made hand tattoo – the pinky ring ?
You guys are slipping
USELESS WHORE | March 7, 2008 at 12:34 pm
THE PAPS DON’T CARE ABOUT “TRUTH”. THEY CARE ABOUT SHOTS. THEIR CHECKS HAVE ALREADY CLEARED BY THE TIME THE DUST SETTLES. THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK. IT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE MEDIA TO SORT THE FACTS FROM THE FICTION AND THEY DON’T CARE EITHER.
#32 my love | March 7, 2008 at 12:59 pm
no you stupid bitch it is not TT. Now close your mouth and swallow the semen and for God’s sake stop spreading flies so keep your legs closed.
mcbeef | March 7, 2008 at 1:02 pm
@19. How do you type and jack off simultaneously?
Go fuck yourself.
Mal Gusto | March 7, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Douché Ashton, Douché.
DD | March 7, 2008 at 1:57 pm
@40,
It’s an art form to masturbate and type at the same time.
And yes, I do fuck myself, like right now I have a nice dildo burried deep in my asshole.
I love pretty panties…………..
angela | March 7, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Pop fiction = popular fiction.
Annicka | March 7, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Joke’s on you, Ashton. Nobody fucking believed it.
theboss | March 7, 2008 at 3:29 pm
wait…hang on a second here….ashton kutcher is still alive? wow, uh good for him and stuff. i remember seeing his profile on douchebag.com a couple of years ago.
Jakey | March 7, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Am I the only one who thinks it’s dumb to have a prank show where every single prank is performed on the press, who then reveal it days/weeks before it airs? No? Good.
Mr. Bojangles | March 7, 2008 at 5:19 pm
That’s about as awkward as this watercooler conversation:
http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/3/7/short-shorts-watercooler.html
cat | March 8, 2008 at 7:42 am
Oh please — everyone knew that whole shaman bit was phony. As for Ashton, what will happen when he has to do press junkets for the release of his new movie? I smell some Karma in the wind.
ks | March 8, 2008 at 11:11 pm
so…it looks like she has one leg in this picture.
vero | March 9, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Oh yea, it must really suck to be Ashton K. Um…gorgeous successful man happily married to gorgeous successful movie star…close-knit happy family…& money out the wazoo…wow…how awful to “look in the mirror” and see himself!..LMAO! He made an ass out of you and the rest of the gullible media…quit whining like a bunch of (very jealous) babies.
Igottabemeeee | March 9, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Oooo Snap! #50! You done told us’n off!! We were so taken in by that story, shit. I thought for sure that Paris was hangin’ with the Guru and changing her life the day after she flashed her naked vag in a miniskirt. It was completely believable. Damn ya’all.