Here’s Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt continuing their vacation in Bora Bora over the weekend, and someone thought it’d be a great idea to let Paris swim with stingrays which raises two important questions: 1. Who’s more afraid of getting stung by who in this scenario? And 2. How pissed off is Steve Irwin’s family right about now? Because I’m guessing a lot.
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Viv | August 17, 2009 at 1:59 pm
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Gene | August 17, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Now we’ll never get the smell out of those fish. :^(
? | August 17, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Did her diseased vag juice leave a slick?
stoplookingatme | August 17, 2009 at 2:13 pm
There’s a Hilton hotel there, but Paris and Doug are staying at the Four Seasons… really. My sister just came back from Bora Bora. Nothing like Paris showing up to turn paradise into a festering swamp!
Kreskin | August 17, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Where’d the breasties go?
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | August 17, 2009 at 2:20 pm
The stingray knew it was only a matter of time before they sent the executioner after it for killing Steve Irwin.
p-man | August 17, 2009 at 2:20 pm
why would she not be allowed near aquatic life … she has crabs!!!!
baitfish | August 17, 2009 at 2:31 pm
she tried to feed the rays with her snapper…..no takers
Pat | August 17, 2009 at 2:31 pm
That bathing suit looks like it came from Justice and should be worn by a 12-year-old.
Shane | August 17, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Id do her.. SO would evrybody in this thread
BigDongJimJam | August 17, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I’m BigDongJimJam. This women is gross. I’d rather gargle a shot glass full elk urine then have her sit on my cock.
Jacque Cousteau | August 17, 2009 at 2:36 pm
The crabs in her vag need to return to the ocean once a year to spawn.
Kelly | August 17, 2009 at 2:37 pm
She’s looking REALLY OLD in the last few pics.
whattheshit | August 17, 2009 at 2:41 pm
She’s really pretty unattractive now. I imagine by the time she’s 40, it’s gonna be a bad scene. Madonna bad.
Fart Smell Larry | August 17, 2009 at 2:52 pm
she looks like a retarded ostrich
isitin | August 17, 2009 at 2:56 pm
She is starting to wear some really ugly unflattering bathing suits.
Randall | August 17, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Great, now We have to worry about sharks AND AIDS everytime we go for a swim in the Pacific. I’m surprised the water didn’t turn black the second her filthy snootch touched it.
Randall
Rancid | August 17, 2009 at 3:09 pm
This point was made numerous times – but what the hell are these freaks taking a “vacation” FROM? Usually, you have to have a job and do real work to have a holiday.
Their whole life is a freak’n vacation! Do they take breaks every so often to do real work?
Superbiggerevil | August 17, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Where’s a school of pirahnnas when you need them?
Rod | August 17, 2009 at 3:15 pm
does she really think that hippie-whore halo look is gonna catch on? i have yet to see any other female wearing those things. way to go Paris, you really have an eye for fashion.. you should start wearing dog collars and DUI anklets for fun too
Richard McBeef | August 17, 2009 at 3:19 pm
@19 – Piranhas are freshwater fish in South America. Bora Bora is an island in the Pacific ocean. Idiot moron.
******Krazyhotkelli****************** | August 17, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Get a life lozerz. Pariz iz zo beautiful the fizh r zwimming around her znatch trying to feed on her magical crabz that zupply the fountain of youth. Zo get a life lozerz. you only wizh you could feed on pariz magical crabz with zuper powerz!
Max Planck | August 17, 2009 at 4:44 pm
How can the fish stand the smell?
ROUGH Daddy | August 17, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Can you imagine the momentum and agility Paris has in the water with those FEET?
Maximus | August 17, 2009 at 5:27 pm
The more I see her, the less attractive she appears to me.
And who ever told her that the sunglasses with the oversized frames were attractive or even something less than ridiculous?
please | August 17, 2009 at 5:28 pm
She is a disgusting bitch. The entire family is white trash.
dk | August 17, 2009 at 5:31 pm
JC, God bless you Fish, I was on my way to the beach when I read this! You saved my life again! Did you people see the Herpes all over her arms and legs with the open sores? Wheres Hayden’s fat ass, someone needs to save the wales!
Crypt Observer | August 17, 2009 at 6:20 pm
A. On vacation from what exactly? Spreading herpes? Not likely.
B. For someone who’s supposed to be some sort of fashion icon, she looks like a complete douche drip.
Crypt Observer | August 17, 2009 at 6:20 pm
A. On vacation from what exactly? Spreading herpes? Not likely.
B. For someone who’s supposed to be some sort of fashion icon, she looks like a complete douche drip.
Alli Watermelon | August 17, 2009 at 6:30 pm
#5…in the top drawer of her dresser….labeled, “push up bras and bra inserts”. The girls never had a body and could quite possibly pass for an Anorexia billboard. Yuck. Feed yourself, bitch.
Pat C. | August 17, 2009 at 6:33 pm
well, whoever talked her into swimming with stingrays, it was a nice plan that unfortunately didn’t work.
Burn Paris Bomb Paris Close Paris | August 17, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Desperate bitch looks like shes trying to get pregnant, holy fuck. I don’t have the strength and resources but someone please, please pull out her baby making organs before it makes more. Isn’t there a terrible storm blowing through somewhere that rips unsuspecting women of boats and down to the merky depths ne’er to be seen again? Can’t this fucking 24 hour a day 7 days a week marathon of shit be stopped? How much herpes can one person endure before exploding all over the inside of daddys limo? No one living or dead would hold it against any man for taking a wrench to the back of her head.
1moreidiotintheworld | August 17, 2009 at 8:06 pm
That stupid bitch’s next aquatic adventure needs to be SWIMMING WITH THE GREAT WHITE SHARKS……. take her out on a boat over a reef teeming with them, slit her wrist and kick overboard into the water and pray they devour her before her toxic cunt poisons the water and kills them first………
Everybody's Thinking It | August 17, 2009 at 9:16 pm
WHY WON’T SHE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annie Loves Anal | August 17, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Why do people still take pictures of this whore. She’s about two years past interesting. Now the cow is staging breakups/makeups with Reinfag. This of course, makes it obvious those two have never fucked. He’s probably just a paid prop. He had better demand top dollar. God knows that a very public case of herpes infestation can’t be good for his career. This is pretty much it before the gay porn deal.
RR Fields | August 17, 2009 at 11:57 pm
She’s not hot… was never hot. Awful face, un-sexy body. Seems to give good head though, based on her porn tape.
phillipe cash | August 18, 2009 at 12:01 am
I like her nose. Pretty soon there will be two more orifices I can play with
lololololol | August 18, 2009 at 12:40 am
she’ll be worse than madonna. at least madonna works out. this flabby whore will be unable to wear sleaveless clothing by the time she’s 40 without freaking people out with her flappy “triceps”.
honeybee | August 18, 2009 at 12:48 am
#13 I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw these pics, years of tanning, sniffing blow and whoring are really catching up to her – she doesn’t look a day younger than 41 now.
Joey | August 18, 2009 at 2:29 am
Jesus Christ I want to VOMIT down her throat hahaha… she’s soooooooooo disgusting looking!
budah | August 18, 2009 at 2:42 am
even I demand that someone give her a BOOT TO THE HEAD!
corky the clown | August 18, 2009 at 3:30 am
Pic #5
Paris’ handbag hits the boat throttle up to full, thrusting the boat forward leaving a trail of floating shreds in her wake.
corky the clown | August 18, 2009 at 3:30 am
Pic #5
Paris’ handbag hits the boat throttle up to full, thrusting the boat forward leaving a trail of floating shreds in her wake.
eboy | August 18, 2009 at 4:16 am
i love uuuuuu paris??????you love me?????
eboy | August 18, 2009 at 4:17 am
i love uuuuuu paris??????you love me?????
The SM2 | August 18, 2009 at 7:05 am
Re-Quoted FTW:
“6. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester The stingray knew it was only a matter of time before they sent the executioner after it for killing Steve Irwin.”
Rancid | August 18, 2009 at 7:59 am
#24 – Good point. With those feet, she probably can swim faster than Aquaman. I bet she can run on top of water, too. Pretty cool, actually.
Paris looks like an addict | August 18, 2009 at 10:07 am
Geez, what happened to her? Is she a meth addict or what?
Pistol | August 18, 2009 at 1:35 pm
I have that camera!
Also, did anyone else notice that her swimsuit says PARIS all over it?? Did she design that disaster that looks like it’s out of a kiddie store like 9 said??
Courtney | August 18, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I’ve been to Bora Bora and played with the stingrays. One of them f***ing BIT ME! (Not stung, BIT. They have teeth.) I sill have a scar and that was about 7 years ago. May they do the same to Paris…how dare she go to Bora Bora. That place is beautiful and pristine…ATTACK STINGRAY ATTACK!