There’s all sorts of wild reports coming in about Paris Hilton’s stay in prison. One friend claims the first time she was at the Century Regional Detention Facility “she had to use a sock as a scrunchy because her hair extensions got tangled.” Another report (and I hope to God this is true) claims Paris didn’t eat or drink for three days because she was afraid a prison guard might take her picture while she was on the toilet. A source tells the NY Daily News:
“She was absolutely terrified that one of the guards or staffers would get her with the cell-phone cam and it would wind up on the Internet,” a Hilton insider said yesterday. “She didn’t eat or drink a single thing for three days because she didn’t want to use the toilet. She was in real danger. She cried the entire time, and that wasn’t helping the dehydration.”
And this, my friends, is the woman who’s tired of pretending to be dumb. I can’t even imagine what’s going on in that brain of hers. If you x-rayed her head you’d see a kitten pawing at a ball of yarn. She’s like a child. By the time she’s released she’s going to be caught trying to dig her way out with a spoon.
mullah cimoc say paris hilton the good and the courage. him not run away, but go to jail. this calld the charcter.
she the beautifuyl and the natural and having so many baby in future to be good wife and mother.
but lesbian ameriki and lesbian ameriki mans hating her for natural the beauty and normal liking the boy.
ameriki so wicked and hate the woman unless she killing the baby and liking the lesbian.
in waziristan this not happen. father him not allow anyone hurting him daughter. taking the “special measure”. but ameriki so tame now. no respect for self.
in waziristan whole clan attacking this wicked judge and destroy, and also destry him entire family, to include even the second cousin. and burn with fire. and all grave of ancestor destroy and give bone for dog.
hypocrite liar ameriki say him “free” the womans but in true..ameriki woman the whore with LBT (low back tattoo) and hate husband. only free to having the abortion kill bnaby , to being slut and bad wife not cooking.
so soon all ameriki need make freedom and destroy controlling of usa by masters in tel aviv through spy in white house and pentagon.
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Wow…I usually agree with all the comments and everything, cause I don’t like Paris either…but seriously, I kinda feel sorry for her.
101 I see that you are from Canada. I totally agree with you. By the way,
your English is getting much better.
FLYMO – are you peein your pants? love to tolley. :)
i m so surprised that she can be naked in video, so expose to here and there… but not inside the jail…? maybe she should get some advice fr naomi cambell?
I am terribly worried about her not eating (nor peeing, nor evacuating). Except that I am *not*.
Wow, picking on a 100lb blonde girl, your all so superior…. Meanwhile 10 more dead Troops in Iraq.
I’m not especially fond of Paris Hilton but do like this site. I usually ignore the comments pages because most of you guys who post here are the saddest losers I’ve come across on the net. Wishing people were raped or gie or whatever shows just how s,mall and bitterly dissapointing your own lives must be. More stupid fucking americans.
I can see know why America has so many firearms, you need that many to keep shooting each other because most of you are such ignorant hateful people. Please stay where you are , the rest of the the world doesn’t want you cunts visiting ous abroad.
Maybe she should wear diapers like the big cry baby she is!
If you are as sick and tired as me of hearing 24 hour news reports every time Paris Hilton breaks wind, do me a favor and vote against paris in http://www.betsgowild.com/bet.php?id=943&tab=details, if enough people vote against her then just maybe the news corporations will realize we had enough!!
Just piss in the shower Paris.
Oh and to be honest, I’d rather people saw me having sex than taking a shit.
I agree with the above-rather have people see me having sex than shitting.
Actually, this is the first time I have felt sorry for her.
But it passed quickly.
…like a gas bubbble.
Still. That would be sucking. Irony would be if no one even thought of it ’til she brought it up, and now they are all just waiting for her to hit the can.
Poor girl. Then again, not poor at all, and oh yeah, I hate her.
I have a fickle american mind. I must now go prostrate myself at the feet of frenchmen and beg for forgiveness for living in the rocking-est country in the world. Hahaaaaa UGH. foreigners. Go read your boring european blogs and quit your jealous whining.
Everyone knows that you “I hate Americans” idiots are just the ugly, fat, mouse-turd-brown haired girl who hates the gorgeous blonde cheerleader and spends your sad brunette lifetime calling the blondie “dumb”, while pushing your ugly-framed glasses back up your greasy nose, popping a pimple or two in the process.
America= Gorgeous Blonde Having a Great Time. Guess how much the opinion of the ugly sniveling mouse girls matter to us blondes?
I’ve never sought out to see Paris Hilton naked, and yet I have, because it’s everywhere, and she’s always doing something slutty..Why in the hell is she afraid of being photographed peeing? Far too intimate for ya, Paris?
Who gives a shit about Paris? She’s fake, wears fake blue eyes, fake hair and never worked a day in her life. She’s in jail for her own doing. Good for you ya fucking beyotch!
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Cholly,
Funny how most of the women considered hottest in the world: Alba, Jolie, Aisha Rai, Adriana Lima, Biel, and so many more are NOT blondes. Let me see… Who are the blondes that most people know? Oh, that’s right, Paris and Britney: the so very sadly desperate for sex that any penis is welcome. There is no way anyone hot looking can be that desperate, unless, of course, they are DUMB.
Poor cholly, you may be having a great time, but men are having an even greater time OUT OF you. And please don’t embarrass the rest of us American women who are intelligent, beautiful, sexy and not blondes with your idiotic comment. I know you already have an empty head, but I wish you could keep your uterus empty too to prevent dumb genes in future America. But unfortunately, since you are so dumb, it is way too easy for any guy to use you to relieve his blue balls.
Oh I forgot, Courtney Love and DeGeneres are blondes too. How fucking georgeous.
Cat playing with yarn… that’s great~ It made me laugh all day.
So most people would be mortified having a picture of themselves taking a shit on the internet- unless you made a porn where everyone’s already seen your asshole anyway.
Very smart paris, you would do a sex tape but not go the toilet, very smart indeed :)
#116: I love you.
#179 oh we havent go there yet
anyway we agree
she could do a lot of good
still it’s got to be tough
but ya all know what
she can be a tough girl
so why not all fuck off and fuck your cell mates… ?
cos were gonna hava snooze )
[love everyone] : ))
In time she will that’s all that matters!
#116, I think you missed her point and revealed yourself as a brunette.
Let me explain, honey. The “an-a-lo-gy” was about foreigners and their remarks about Americans. Cholly, if even a FEMALE, never said SHE was blond. And she never used the word “brunette”, but obviously the word “mouse” is associated in your own mind with your hair color and got you all puffed up and pissed off. GOD.
Would you have found it so offensive if she had switched the cheerleader to a brunette and the jealous girl to a blond?
Would that have kept your little feewings from being hurted, and then you would have said, “Yeah! We brunettes are hot!” Dumbass! It wasn’t about haircolor, stupid, and as an American, a BRUNETTE American who has no inferiority complex when the word blond is put in a comment, your idiotic, makes-no-point-except-to-reveal-your-own-hangups-about-haircolor remark to Cholly made me groan with disbelief as all the foreigners laughed at your lack of understanding.
DUMB ass.
and lopelus, pick someone intelligent to fall in love with!
“ ___i dont care b0ut her she deserves everything she gets & n0w she is g0ing t0 learn …s0 im happy 4 her..:D …;;“
Cholly,
You have got to be kidding here right?
I mean, your response alone is the exact reason people are on the “I hate Americans” tip in the first place.
It’s uneducated sluts like you that make me wince when thinking of the mind set of ignoramus Laguna beach type tramps.
Perhaps too many Lattes, and too much sun and hair dye?
Methinks, that may have something to do with it.
This damn Paris Hilton story (although funny) is quite embarrassing. I mean, regardless of her “debutante” status she should suffer the same fate any “regular Joe” would face if he/she were to make the same mistakes.
For the love of all humanity and all that is this shell of a Justice system, stick Paris Hilton in general population and let her know what it feels like to fuck up and be held responsible for it. At least let her get a broom stick in the ass before she vacates.
Just sayin’
I’m sorry but aren’t there 15 billion photos and videos of Paris’s vagina plastered all over the internet? I seem to remember a video of her withered pink organ being plowed into over and over again sent to me in about 60 thousand different spam e-mails. Why the hell would she even sweat one shitty cell phone cam photo of her hunched over a toilet? I think the answer is that she’s full of shit… and penises… and poop and pee.
<3
Ash