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Paris Hilton was questioned by the LAPD during the investigation into the home-invasion robbery of Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis (in which he was tied up, had his pants pulled down, was taunted by a dildo, and forced to admit on tape that he enjoyed gay sex) and in the audio tape admits she’s not very bright:
“Like I really … I don’t remember. I’m not like that smart,” Hilton said in police audio tapes set to air on “Dateline NBC” on Saturday night. LAPD Detective Steve Koman and Deputy DA Hoon Chun were asking Hilton to remember what she told Francis at a party shortly after the “Girls” mastermind was victimized on Jan. 24, 2004. Francis passed on Paris’ information to cops, who eventually busted Darnell Riley. But when investigators pressed Hilton to recall her talk with Francis, she didn’t remember much, The Post’s David K. Li reports. “I like forget stuff all the time,” she said.
Hilton also told the cops about “private tapes” that were stolen from her home and that a mysterious caller wanted money for them.
“They … wanted money. They were tryin’ to sell it to like a newspaper or something,” said Hilton, who balked at paying – and chalked it up to advice from dear old Dad. “So if you pay somebody, then you’re gonna be paying for the rest of your life,” Hilton said. “My dad always taught me. They’ll keep the tape anyway.”
There’s too much going on here. Joe Francis admitting he’s gay and almost getting sodomized. Paris Hilton admitting she’s mentally handicapped. Maybe if I throw in these pictures of her pumping gas your brain will explode from an overdose of pleasure. And then, my friends, my mission in life will be complete. For I am Exploderhead: the exploder of heads.
maybe that’s why celebs drive ginormous gas-guzzlers: more opportunities for head-exploding-ly mundane photos
PARIS AND THE MECHANIC” paris runs out of petrol, “i don’t understand i just filled up my tank”
mechanic “why is there rubber splattered inside blocking up the engine causing it to cease up?”.paris “Um, um, im trying to remember, oh yeah, daddy said before i put anything in i should put a rubber on it cause its not nice to spread fluids or somethin like that, you know i get like so confused with long hard things so i just apply his advice to everything that has fluid, i dont want my car to get herpes or um you know a disease or pregnant”. “Wow, that is like so weird i was just on the phone ordering 1000 condoms cause i used my last one on that thing that makes my car go, i just you know figured i go better with one on so my car and my doggies must do to, um, have i done something wrong? i only drive my cars once, cause its like so unfashionable to be driving um be seen in one car only, could you please send daddy the bill and i’ll ask him to explain about the rubber thingy and where i should and um shouldn’t used it”. “like i’ll get him to write it down and leave it on my dashboard cause, you know, like i don’t remember things” Mechanic “here put one on this and well just forget about the bill, its not like your gonna remember is it, so theres no chance my wife will ever find out, just hang on a tick darlin ill just switch the securty camera on i mean off” paris “cool serviced by a mechanic for free”.
And where are my damn Paris tears in this post??!!!!!
When I see Paris, I want to see her tears!!!
Please feed my inner demon and make me feel all warm and tingly!!
I will never be free of my addiction….
her bleached out dry hair is sticking straight up i the last pic. bitch.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
It hasn’t been proved that there can be an explosion caused by talking in your cellphone while being in a gas station. Actually, it was published that there weren’t enough facts to even consider it possible.
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Really? Well I’ve seen videos of explosions from people opening car doors and stuff, so I’m guessing it might be a probability. At least we can hope that Paris will go that way someday–in a blaze of glory.
She obviously didn’t get the memo that being dumb is not cute.
Um, isn’t it known that using your cell phone while pumping gas can cause and explosion. I hope Paris is careful. Is she were to explode, who would be laugh at? Oh and, by the way, if she were to explode she totally would be going to hell. You know, because she’s so rich.
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You know what she really is thinking in that last picture…
‘Mmm… I wonder if I can fit this thing in?’
Nah, I kid you, I love her really.
Normally when I have something this long and hard in my hand it’s usually in my mouth but this isn’t nearly as salty
Two Things Paris to make your life easier.
1. Surgically attach the phone to your face
2. Make a hole around the crotch area
lol, i’m sure that shocked the investigator!