Paris Hilton admits her stupidity

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Paris Hilton was questioned by the LAPD during the investigation into the home-invasion robbery of Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis (in which he was tied up, had his pants pulled down, was taunted by a dildo, and forced to admit on tape that he enjoyed gay sex) and in the audio tape admits she’s not very bright:

“Like I really … I don’t remember. I’m not like that smart,” Hilton said in police audio tapes set to air on “Dateline NBC” on Saturday night. LAPD Detective Steve Koman and Deputy DA Hoon Chun were asking Hilton to remember what she told Francis at a party shortly after the “Girls” mastermind was victimized on Jan. 24, 2004. Francis passed on Paris’ information to cops, who eventually busted Darnell Riley. But when investigators pressed Hilton to recall her talk with Francis, she didn’t remember much, The Post’s David K. Li reports. “I like forget stuff all the time,” she said.

Hilton also told the cops about “private tapes” that were stolen from her home and that a mysterious caller wanted money for them.

“They … wanted money. They were tryin’ to sell it to like a newspaper or something,” said Hilton, who balked at paying – and chalked it up to advice from dear old Dad. “So if you pay somebody, then you’re gonna be paying for the rest of your life,” Hilton said. “My dad always taught me. They’ll keep the tape anyway.”

There’s too much going on here. Joe Francis admitting he’s gay and almost getting sodomized. Paris Hilton admitting she’s mentally handicapped. Maybe if I throw in these pictures of her pumping gas your brain will explode from an overdose of pleasure. And then, my friends, my mission in life will be complete. For I am Exploderhead: the exploder of heads.