Here’s Paris Hilton in the Caribbeans wearing a bikini that’s failing miserably in the ass coverage department. Then again, I’m surprised she even has one. I just assumed Paris’ legs connected to her torso like a butt-less LEGO figure, but clearly, there’s an on-ramp to VD back there. Did not see that coming.
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someguyuy | May 12, 2009 at 11:47 am
First.
Ew.
Jess | May 12, 2009 at 11:47 am
cunt bag
Tucker Jay | May 12, 2009 at 11:47 am
ugh. no one cares.
Erica | May 12, 2009 at 11:47 am
That’sa very loose definition of an ass.
Heh, loose. Get it?
Danklin | May 12, 2009 at 11:49 am
and on ramp to VD lol good stuff.
Seriously though, she has an ass like i had at 12 . So basically she still has the body of a 12 year old boy….with herpes.
pirhan | May 12, 2009 at 11:49 am
She looks like a cartoon character.
It's Me Fuckers | May 12, 2009 at 11:50 am
that does not compliment her ass at all… she could look so good (as good as Paris gets) in a bikini… why wear something so fugly?
dyde | May 12, 2009 at 11:52 am
Are you wish for intercoursing Rob Pattinson? For so a site for you called H o t C Z e c h.com Is fun like discotheque and there is much swamp rape there.
dirk | May 12, 2009 at 11:53 am
That’s not-hot.
Cathy | May 12, 2009 at 11:55 am
weird… she’s so tall, now I see it’s her torso that’s long, not her legs… hrmmm… she’s just weird looking. and gross.
mamamiasweetpeaches | May 12, 2009 at 11:59 am
Paris Hilton IS An Ass. I Knew.
Really…is it THAT hard to find a suit that fits properly?
Doesnt this bitch have barrelfulls of money???
Buy a decent suit, fer crying out loud! They have ‘em at WALMART for $15.99!
RichPort's Ghost | May 12, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I’d love to give her sunburned back a hard open wet handed smack.
dude | May 12, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Her suit hasn’t fit right ever since her vagina broke out into flame.
weener | May 12, 2009 at 12:05 pm
who would you rather do? Mickey Rourke in a dress or Madonna in this photo:
http://www.christies.com/LotFinder/lot_details.aspx?from=searchresults&intObjectID=5176357&sid=6e6cf1e0-1265-4b5c-ba6e-e996895d46c7
Crazy Oldie | May 12, 2009 at 12:06 pm
you call that an ass? wow. The only ass I see is the douche bag BF that is able to put up with her crap.
Kelley | May 12, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Who knew ?? Who cares ??
pedoguy | May 12, 2009 at 12:13 pm
That’s my kind of ass…the kind you find on underage boys…mmmm pedo….
lost | May 12, 2009 at 12:23 pm
if it wasnt for the surgery that she is gonna get or has already gotten, she would not age well at all. that is except her ass which stopped growing when she was an eight year old boy.
tanya | May 12, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Looks like she will also have skin cancer by the looks of that burn.
The 1 & Only Mrs. Burke | May 12, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Paris looking a little burnt..maybe she should stick to spray tanning. What is she up to? Boyfriend number 6,969?
No_won_yuno | May 12, 2009 at 12:38 pm
I have seen better cheeks on a chimpmunk!
Vince Lombardi | May 12, 2009 at 12:45 pm
And yet, despite all her money, insists on no sunscreen. Ouch. That’s hot.
Krassy McKrass | May 12, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Wow, she’s going to be leathery when she gets older. Like Beef Jerky.
EB | May 12, 2009 at 12:47 pm
You have to remember why her ass is so small—-it’s proportional to the size of her brain.
Photoshop Police | May 12, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Well, “sunburnt” isn’t the same as “burst into flames” , so we can rule out vampire.
Glad to see outside in the daytime before sundown, Paris!
Amazing that you woke up before the crack of 3pm
I CALL paris A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE | May 12, 2009 at 1:07 pm
f’ing gross
j | May 12, 2009 at 1:09 pm
that ISSSSSSSSSSSS legs connected to her torso, are you kidding me?! there is no buttocks there…. im still trying to find what you’re talking about.
j | May 12, 2009 at 1:09 pm
that ISSSSSSSSSSSS legs connected to her torso, are you kidding me?! there is no buttocks there…. im still trying to find what you’re talking about.
Rogue | May 12, 2009 at 1:14 pm
… so *not* an ass.
SoTe | May 12, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Gross. It’s weird that she doesn’t take care of her skin properly, what an idiot.
huh? | May 12, 2009 at 1:37 pm
She looks like the modern version of the Coppertone girl, only this time with a fire crotch and STD’s. She is truly pathetic.
jerryff | May 12, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Really not sure about that! She used to be good! and all my hot and sincere friends on ” ___ T a l l c o n n e c t . c o m ___ ” loved her! and she’s popular on the site; so, what happened?
Megan | May 12, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Her hair is unfortunate. Looks like a fucking burned up troll doll. In pic 2 her feet look all fucked up like she’s painted on some kind of Egyptian relief or something. Except with, you know, more herpes.
thumper | May 12, 2009 at 1:52 pm
My penis is tingling
Exo | May 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm
She has a very low cut, flat ass. Much like all white women (And I´m one, if you thought about startin to slam that racist-crap all over my comment)
She has that kind of reeeaaaly low cut ass that normally pre-puberty boys has
At least they do here in scandinavia),
and all that can change in a heartbeat with a pair of Lowride Hanky Panky´s,
so why wait?
Hanky Pank Yourself, woman!
So that we all will live trough the next day as positive (not HIV), happy youngsters, glowing with the eager , youthful shine of life, wanting to learn, to free the world of pain, death and STD´s.
-Or will you just go down the P. Hilton lane?
The dark, crusty, itchy and lonley road…to wherever the Devil puts his “look bot don’t touch” items?
Exo | May 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm
She has a very low cut, flat ass. Much like all white women (And I´m one, if you thought about startin to slam that racist-crap all over my comment)
She has that kind of reeeaaaly low cut ass that normally pre-puberty boys has
At least they do here in scandinavia),
and all that can change in a heartbeat with a pair of Lowride Hanky Panky´s,
so why wait?
Hanky Pank Yourself, woman!
So that we all will live trough the next day as positive (not HIV), happy youngsters, glowing with the eager , youthful shine of life, wanting to learn, to free the world of pain, death and STD´s.
-Or will you just go down the P. Hilton lane?
The dark, crusty, itchy and lonley road…to wherever the Devil puts his “look but don’t touch” items?
Laughing | May 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm
LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL at the Lego man reference!
AJ | May 12, 2009 at 3:11 pm
The only way I could tell Paris has an ass is by her butt crack.
Mohesha | May 12, 2009 at 3:13 pm
#36
I am black and have a flat ass. I am skinny too.
Exo | May 12, 2009 at 3:28 pm
#36:
What can I say? Your god is cruel.
gotmilk? | May 12, 2009 at 3:46 pm
in what world does that bathing suit bottom fit?
Érico | May 12, 2009 at 3:48 pm
That’s the most unremarkable butt ever.
Just realized... | May 12, 2009 at 3:59 pm
If this girl’s torso was proportionate to her legs… I’d think she’s only be 5’5” at the most.
PostmortemG | May 12, 2009 at 5:39 pm
“Are you wish for intercoursing Rob Pattinson?”
You’re a lame spammer, but you’re also intentionally funny, so i forgive you! =D As for P.H.? Sure, she has an anus, and maybe even a butt; however, she definitely doesn’t have an ass. Nope.
alex | May 12, 2009 at 5:58 pm
I’d stick a finger in that pooper. then my finger would match her back and we’d laugh about it later on
Deacon Jones | May 12, 2009 at 6:10 pm
@8
Swamp Rape huh?
Just when you think youve done it all…
joeblow | May 12, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Damn… what’s with the nasty brown stain at the top of her ass-crack???
Paris is burning | May 12, 2009 at 6:18 pm
I really don’t want to see that ever again. I didn’t want to see it to start out with! Now my eyes are itchy, and I want to cover my body with ointment. MAKE IT STOP!
Rich | May 12, 2009 at 6:32 pm
If her & I were the only 2 left on earth to restart the human race, I would rather jerk off with a sandpaper mitten.
casualencounters.com/blog/ | May 12, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Grotesque.