Paris Hilton has an ass. Who knew?

First.

Ew.

cunt bag

ugh. no one cares.

That’sa very loose definition of an ass.

Heh, loose. Get it?

and on ramp to VD lol good stuff.

Seriously though, she has an ass like i had at 12 . So basically she still has the body of a 12 year old boy….with herpes.

She looks like a cartoon character.

that does not compliment her ass at all… she could look so good (as good as Paris gets) in a bikini… why wear something so fugly?

Are you wish for intercoursing Rob Pattinson? For so a site for you called H o t C Z e c h.com Is fun like discotheque and there is much swamp rape there.

That’s not-hot.

weird… she’s so tall, now I see it’s her torso that’s long, not her legs… hrmmm… she’s just weird looking. and gross.

Paris Hilton IS An Ass. I Knew.

Really…is it THAT hard to find a suit that fits properly?
Doesnt this bitch have barrelfulls of money???
Buy a decent suit, fer crying out loud! They have ‘em at WALMART for $15.99!

I’d love to give her sunburned back a hard open wet handed smack.

Her suit hasn’t fit right ever since her vagina broke out into flame.

who would you rather do? Mickey Rourke in a dress or Madonna in this photo:

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you call that an ass? wow. The only ass I see is the douche bag BF that is able to put up with her crap.

Who knew ?? Who cares ??

That’s my kind of ass…the kind you find on underage boys…mmmm pedo….

if it wasnt for the surgery that she is gonna get or has already gotten, she would not age well at all. that is except her ass which stopped growing when she was an eight year old boy.

Looks like she will also have skin cancer by the looks of that burn.

Paris looking a little burnt..maybe she should stick to spray tanning. What is she up to? Boyfriend number 6,969?

I have seen better cheeks on a chimpmunk!

And yet, despite all her money, insists on no sunscreen. Ouch. That’s hot.

Wow, she’s going to be leathery when she gets older. Like Beef Jerky.

You have to remember why her ass is so small—-it’s proportional to the size of her brain.

Well, “sunburnt” isn’t the same as “burst into flames” , so we can rule out vampire.

Glad to see outside in the daytime before sundown, Paris!
Amazing that you woke up before the crack of 3pm

f’ing gross

that ISSSSSSSSSSSS legs connected to her torso, are you kidding me?! there is no buttocks there…. im still trying to find what you’re talking about.

that ISSSSSSSSSSSS legs connected to her torso, are you kidding me?! there is no buttocks there…. im still trying to find what you’re talking about.

… so *not* an ass.

Gross. It’s weird that she doesn’t take care of her skin properly, what an idiot.

She looks like the modern version of the Coppertone girl, only this time with a fire crotch and STD’s. She is truly pathetic.

Really not sure about that! She used to be good! and all my hot and sincere friends on ” ___ T a l l c o n n e c t . c o m ___ ” loved her! and she’s popular on the site; so, what happened?

Her hair is unfortunate. Looks like a fucking burned up troll doll. In pic 2 her feet look all fucked up like she’s painted on some kind of Egyptian relief or something. Except with, you know, more herpes.

My penis is tingling

She has a very low cut, flat ass. Much like all white women (And I´m one, if you thought about startin to slam that racist-crap all over my comment)

She has that kind of reeeaaaly low cut ass that normally pre-puberty boys has
At least they do here in scandinavia),
and all that can change in a heartbeat with a pair of Lowride Hanky Panky´s,
so why wait?

Hanky Pank Yourself, woman!
So that we all will live trough the next day as positive (not HIV), happy youngsters, glowing with the eager , youthful shine of life, wanting to learn, to free the world of pain, death and STD´s.

-Or will you just go down the P. Hilton lane?
The dark, crusty, itchy and lonley road…to wherever the Devil puts his “look bot don’t touch” items?

She has a very low cut, flat ass. Much like all white women (And I´m one, if you thought about startin to slam that racist-crap all over my comment)

She has that kind of reeeaaaly low cut ass that normally pre-puberty boys has
At least they do here in scandinavia),
and all that can change in a heartbeat with a pair of Lowride Hanky Panky´s,
so why wait?

Hanky Pank Yourself, woman!
So that we all will live trough the next day as positive (not HIV), happy youngsters, glowing with the eager , youthful shine of life, wanting to learn, to free the world of pain, death and STD´s.

-Or will you just go down the P. Hilton lane?
The dark, crusty, itchy and lonley road…to wherever the Devil puts his “look but don’t touch” items?

LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL at the Lego man reference!

The only way I could tell Paris has an ass is by her butt crack.

#36

I am black and have a flat ass. I am skinny too.

#36:

What can I say? Your god is cruel.

in what world does that bathing suit bottom fit?

That’s the most unremarkable butt ever.

If this girl’s torso was proportionate to her legs… I’d think she’s only be 5’5” at the most.

“Are you wish for intercoursing Rob Pattinson?”

You’re a lame spammer, but you’re also intentionally funny, so i forgive you! =D As for P.H.? Sure, she has an anus, and maybe even a butt; however, she definitely doesn’t have an ass. Nope.

I’d stick a finger in that pooper. then my finger would match her back and we’d laugh about it later on

@8
Swamp Rape huh?

Just when you think youve done it all…

Damn… what’s with the nasty brown stain at the top of her ass-crack???

I really don’t want to see that ever again. I didn’t want to see it to start out with! Now my eyes are itchy, and I want to cover my body with ointment. MAKE IT STOP!

If her & I were the only 2 left on earth to restart the human race, I would rather jerk off with a sandpaper mitten.

Grotesque.