PARIS: Yes! Yes!
DOUG: Mmm, baby. Are the paparazzi here yet? Oh, yeah…
PARIS: I called them when you were putting a condom on. YES!
DOUG: Condom?
PARIS: …. Wow. You’re going to want to get to hospital. Yesterday.
DOUG: Hospital? Why? *looks down* Oh. Oh, GOD! Why is it sprouting mushrooms?
PARIS: Hey! When it grows a head, torso, arms and starts predicting the future then you can start your bitching. But for right now, get your ass in the car!
DOUG: Yes, ma’am.
VOICE: I foresee burning in young Douglas’ future…
PARIS: Quiet, you!
It’s almost like you’re there. – - My bad.
Photos: Fame, Splash News
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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He looks high.
PARIS HILTON KIDNAPPED ME, AND USED HER EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS TO FORCE ME TO SHOVE USED TAMPONS INTO MY NOSE. SHE ALSO VIA HER EVIL MIND CONTROL POWERS AND ELECTRONIC DEVICES SHE PLACED IN MY HOME HAS FORCED ME TO EXPOSE MYSELF TO NUMEROUS LIVE CHICKENS ON A RECENT TRIP TO THE ISLAND NATION OF JAMAICA. AT A RECORDING STUDIO CALLED STUDIO 100 IN JAMAICA SHE THEN FORCED ME TO DO NUMEROUS UNNATURAL ACTS WITH VARIOUS BREEDS OF LIVESTOCK. I STILL CAN’T GET THE SMELL OF DAMP SHEEP WOOL OUT OF MY MIND. PARIS HILTON IS TRULY EVIL.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
Paris Hilton is currently elude Attorneys for the heinous crimes committed against the federal government Britney Spears and herself.
*cough* Slut *cough*