Paris Hilton – A Process A Gift and A Journey

July 6th, 2007 // 74 Comments

Somebody took the journal excerpt Paris Hilton read on Larry King Live and turned it into a rock ballad (listen to it above). I’d be lying* if I said this wasn’t the most powerful and moving piece of music I’ve ever heard in my entire life. If Paris Hilton’s career as a person who stands there doing nothing ever falls though, she should seriously consider a career in music lyrics. Or touching people’s hearts. *swoon*

*This may or may not be a lie.


  1. rosie's mustach

    #49. Thanks and awesome points.

    Larry King said after the interview (quote from people magazine)

    “There’s a kind of denial over having done anything wrong. … She thinks she got a raw deal.”

    Asked to predict Hilton’s future, King replied, “I think we shall see what we shall see.”

    The man who interviewed her certainly wasn’t fooled.

    You are right #49 Paris cannot change because she really doesn’t think she’s done much wrong. She is blatantly dishonest and she isn’t remorseful. There is a big difference between remorse and feeling badly for YOURSELF. With respect to her life changing “ordeal” (known to others as ‘the consequences of her actions” ) she said she’s been “a little immature”, that she’s tired of “acting dumb” and in terms of her personality flaws that she’d like to change her answer (after spending time in PRISON) was that she doesn’t like how high pitched her voice gets when she is nervous.

    So changing by Paris’ definition would be; making an effort to talk in a deeper voice and to start carrying around “educational” books … oh wait she’s already done that (see main page). Wow she’s already half way there. This girl is a walking miracle ( also know to others as a walking STD).

    If people really want to witness the whole “I was blind but now I see” transformation they should start at home rather than look for a inspiration in one of the most shamelessly self absorbed public figures of our time.

  2. Psalm 103:8

    The Lord is compassionate and gracious, slow to anger, abounding in love.

  3. rosie's mustach

    OOPS that was long.
    Oh well it will match Paris’ list of “10l Resons i am lik the moast lik perfact persun lik evar” (which is the title of the original diary entry she wrote in prison)

    Clichéd as it was there’s no way in Hilton that Paris wrote the nonsense that she read on L King. It’s far too advanced for her level of severe retardation.

  4. James

    Brothers, do not slander one another. Anyone who speaks against his brother or judges him speaks against the law and judges it. When you judge the law, you are not keeping it, but sitting in judgment on it. There is only one Lawgiver and Judge, the one who is able to save and destroy. But you–who are you to judge your neighbor?

  5. GOD

    #50 and #52. Dude I think you are confused about what kind of site this is. And who says we are all Christian. Anyway I thought that the bible was very strong on it’s stance against SATAN (also known as Paris Hilton).

    God Bless and please go back to http://www.biblethumpers.com

  6. Jesus

    Just some gentle reminders on how to act like a bigger, rather than smaller, person. Anybody who’s not bitter at heart won’t be bothered by reading it.

  7. GOD

    Jesus you know I am the boss of you.

    ME now I know why I sent you to earth, you’re ME damned annoying.

  8. U pple need 2
    go 2 church?
    U hypocritez??

  9. no more bimbos please

    #58-u need 2 go to school you uneducated piece of shit.

    wait…. is that paris?

  10. no more bimbos please

    btw, #55- YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!

  11. lfj

    paris hilton makes me sick
    a process a gift and a journey
    a process a gift and a journey
    a process a gift and a journey

    i cant get that fucking tune out of my head

    SHE MAKES ME FUCKING SICK!!

  12. crazy otto

    now she has found her way she shall go on to greatness,she may someday find the cure for cancer…..

  13. #59=bitch
    U need to get
    a freakin life
    and get off the
    computer once in
    a fuckin while,fuckface
    too chickenazz to zhow
    your name, bitch?

  14. shnookybush

    WHY OH WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T HE PUT SOME OF HER SEX TAPE FOOTAGE IN THERE?

    It would have made it SOO much more meaningful!

  15. whatz the matter #64
    need porn to get U
    off, got no one to do
    foreplay for your ztupidazz!?

  16. rose

    there #59, you nasty gangsta wanna be cunt, i posted my name. now go kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.

  17. #66=roze;
    that name iz fucked up
    juzt like U, bitch…

    U muzt really hate black
    people to call me a
    “nazty gangzta wannabe cunt”
    to U kizz your kidz with that
    mouth, old lady roze./?

    I love black people, even
    though I’m not black, I love
    their clothez hanging off their
    azzez, I love their muzic and
    I love how they dance..therez
    nothing wrong with writing like
    I do, it doezn’t prove what I
    want to be, but it iz wrong for
    you to trazh black people, God
    probably lovez them more then U.

    white peoplez muzic zuckz unlezz
    therez a black perzon zinging
    with them, like Gwen Stefoni and
    Fergie. I love thoze new zongz.

    bitch, go change your huzbandz
    diaperz and your babiez and
    quit playin with uz haterz, bitch.

  18. the rest of the garden

    #67 Jesusmotherfuckingchrist, could you be any more patronizing, you annoying bag of oozing putrefying fuck? You just love the way black people dance and how the clothes hang off their asses, how cute. You talk like they’re your fucking pets – how good of you to give them your approval. Why don’t you shut your fucking idiot yap and stop embarassing yourself anymore than you are? Get a clue – no one likes you. Guess why.

  19. 68/zhow zome rezpect
    for Jezuz, U piece of
    zhit from hell, bitch
    Jezuz mother izn’t fucking
    Chrizt..zome piece of zhit
    U R.

  20. and 4 your 411,
    I want U to hate
    me bitch..what a
    fuckin dumbazzhole??

  21. Rambova

    I see a Styx comeback with this song! Or maybe a rock opera on broadway. Such 80s glam rock! Touching :p

  22. Laura

    Don’t you just want to hate fuck her?

  23. kelley

    i wonder who wrote that for her

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