Paris Hilton

The Hollywood home shared by celebrity socialites Paris and Nicky Hilton has been burgled, police say, adding that jewellery, watches and a laptop were stolen. [read]

I think that if I was going to rob Paris Hilton, I’d leave all the jewelry and laptops and go straight for the underwear. I’m sure that stuff would go for a lot more than some boring old computer. Can you imagine how much money lonely computer nerds would be willing to pay on eBay for Paris’ outfit from her sex video? Actually probably not very much, considering most people aren’t really into mantis lingerie.

*update: Turns out Paris Hilton broke into her own house! Well not really, but that would have been funny…in a non-humorous kind of way.

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