Paris Hilton

Looks like Miss Mantis Girl is finally sick of looking like an emaciated boy and has decided to make that delightful leap into womanhood. Although she had made previous claims that she would never get implants, Star Magazine reports that Paris has started cracking under the pressure of her big boobed peers and is considering surgery. When you’re faced with Lindsay Lohan’s ginormous melons in your face at all the parties you attend, it’s only natural that you would start feeling inadequate. Paris says she only wants to go up to a B-cup but (God willing), the plastic surgeons will be able to convince her to go for the coveted DD. Can you even imagine a skinny girl like Paris with huge Pamela Anderson-like breasts? That would be the visual equivalent of a miracle. A really sexy miracle.