Paris Hilton

20040906_paris.jpgParis Hilton has her very own section at and it’s every bit as awesome as you would imagine it to be. I can only hope that one of these days I’ll do so little with my life that Amazon will want to give me my very own section as well. I won’t have such classy items as the Swarovski Crystal Cross though, so that’ll probably never happen. A boy can always dream.

View The Paris Hilton Collectionthanks Mark

*UPDATE: Apparently Paris Hilton wore a see through dress to the VMA’s. Yay, how exciting. Now if only we could find a video of her having sex and sucking some guy’s weiner.

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