Paris Hilton: ‘Michael Jackson named his daughter after me’

July 23rd, 2009 // 102 Comments

While attending the premiere of her MTV documentary Paris, Not France (above), Paris Hilton revealed to Extra that Michael Jackson’s daughter was named after her:

“My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13,” Paris explains. “So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she’s such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.”

I don’t know about you guys, but this is probably the most fucked up thing I’ve heard about Michael Jackson. Ever. I could find out I have repressed memories of him molesting me as a child, and I’d still be saying “Wait. He named his daughter after who now?”

Photos: Getty, Splash News
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  1. Lejla

    First

  2. mel

    Oh Jesus Christ. I saw this one coming.

  3. douche

    @Lejla

    You are also a worthless cunt with nothing to offer the world except to try and find some value in being the first person to post on a stupid thread.

  4. Sahara

    thats not true. she was concieved in paris. like michael said himself

  5. Susan

    @2, lol, my thoughts exactly. she needs some attention apparently.

  6. Aaaaaaaaah… Paris… it’s been too long. I half expected to see you shooting cucumbers out of your pussy at the local circus…

  7. Sex

    I crack up pretty hard when I see people get their panties in a twist when someone posts first…

  8. sean

    i would still totally jism up in her pudding basin. she’s hot

  9. Champ

    I call bullshit.

    If he wanted to name the kid after her she would be called “ManHands MediaWhore Jackson.”

  10. jojo

    this is too funny… and the comments are priceless!!! LMFAO!!

  11. Darth Retard

    I would do a sex tape with her in a heartbeat.

    Then disinfect with bleach and a blowtorch.

  12. Huh. This could very well be true. And yeah, Paris is a beautiful name. Too bad this Paris ruined it.

  13. Rosetta Stone

    Michael’s love child’s middle name is “Lesion”, does that count?

  14. Paris should be proud of anything that anyone else gets from her..including her herpes.

  15. Paulina

    thats not true. she was concieved in paris. like michael said himself
    ++++++++++++++

    I agree. That’s common knowledge. Parasite is a lying bitch.

  16. Max Planck

    She is mistaken. Michael Jackson did not name any of his children “Stupid Bimbo.”

  17. Alayna

    Wow. I thought she made me feel sick to my stomach before.

  18. holiday inn

    False. Had Michael named any of his children after Paris, he’d have kids named after STD’s.

  19. 20 Million for molesting

    Stupid Ho was not available?

  20. dk

    @19 Thats right on point, but in some way this explains the fact he molests little boys, after molesting Paris, it drove him there somehow psychologically.

  21. Ananana

    This bitch milks everything….. *everything*

  22. Obvious

    She tries so desperately to stay current, using any angle possible to get attention. Fucking ridiculous comment, almost as bad as the “I’m a classy girl” comment. Who knew that sex tapes shot in night vision are classier than lights on? Its no wonder that someone would want to name their child after this role model.

  23. MDanielle

    Um, no, right after she was born he stated he named her after the city she was conceived in: http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-757248.html
    (also see article from Chicago Tribune on April 5, 1998)
    STFU, wench

  24. jennifer hammond

    Her ego is as big as her stretched out herped puss.

  25. Dar

    If the kid’s full name is “Paris Gonorrhea Jackson”, then this story is undeniably true.

  26. OMG, she’s so stupid…. LOL! :)))

  27. Rodimus

    We love you Michael Jackson!
    r.i.p

  28. Her nose is starting to look more and more like a beak… I’m gonna start calling her Parrot’s Hilton…

  29. kaylia

    she’s still alive? how depressing :( and wow she is aging horribly :S

  30. Miserable Bastard

    I’ll bet she thinks the hotels are named after her too.

  31. Of course he did, everything is about Paris. Just ask her. Al Gore invented the internet for her.

  32. michaeljacksonisdeadyoutube

    This is not news and it is true !

  33. meh!

    how is fucking possible the 98% of celebrity (or what are considered so) always had some sort of connection with each other no matter if they were poor or the family was already in the biz!? like school together, the brother’s friend, the neighbor, the plumber’s cousin… fuck that I know no celeb, none of my close friends do, none of my kins do, what the fuck, it’s probably one of these illuminati/reptilians shit!

  34. anon

    she’s so full of shit

  35. LAWDY,LAWDY...

    You know her celebrity is going downhill FAST when she has to pull bullshit like this outta her pea brain….she’s OLD NEWS and she knows it…. I use to be disgusted by her but now I only feel sorry for her. Her parents and her Aunt are pretty LAME too.

  36. Lain

    LOL #33.

  37. Also, a character in Star Trek Voyager was named after her as well as a small city here in Ontario.

  38. Anon

    I’m sure he didn’t name her after the monumental city or anything…

  39. frankie steel

    She’s starting to look like a tranny. She needs to lighten up on the make-up and fix that manly Roman nose.

  40. Me

    Well Michael Jackson went to my high school…..which means….ipso facto, Kathy Hilton went to my high school.

    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

  41. slaphappy

    oooh if i could just slap her freakin’ face…

  42. Blow this fucking bitch up with an H-bomb, NOW! I cant stand this ho. It was one thing when she got dicked down all drugged up in night vision, but this whore needs to shut the fuck up! I cant stand this bitch. Seriously. Fall the fuck off.
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

  43. friendlystoner

    hahahahaha, love the pathetics efforts to keep on the headlines.

    correct me if i`m wrong, but i`m pretty sure jackson was off touring with the jackson 5 before he was ten and so he never even went to high school.

    we shouldnt diss her too much tho, she was kind enough to invent the phrase “thats hot.” how can we deny that mighty contibution to human society, it was like a pinicle moment in history. made the the invention of the car, the jet engine, nuclear power, micro chips, the internet, modern medicine, space exploration etc, all seem so trivial, paris you are my hero.

  44. feckless

    It took a little over a month for Paris to concoct a lie bizarre enough to get her into the news again….. it is hard to be in the news when you can’t display your drugged up vagina waffle because no one wants you in their club anymore and there isn’t anyone left on the planet who will date you. Still, that’s a long time for Paris to figure out how to be offensive.

  45. Large Black Man

    The white bitch thinks that Paris, France was named after her. I’d like to impale her ass with my large black dick.

  46. Jamie's Uterus

    How come he didn’t name her valtrex?

  47. Randall

    I had no idea Michael Jackson had a daughter named oozing genital warts.

    Randall

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