While attending the premiere of her MTV documentary Paris, Not France (above), Paris Hilton revealed to Extra that Michael Jackson’s daughter was named after her:
“My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13,” Paris explains. “So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she’s such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.”
I don’t know about you guys, but this is probably the most fucked up thing I’ve heard about Michael Jackson. Ever. I could find out I have repressed memories of him molesting me as a child, and I’d still be saying “Wait. He named his daughter after who now?”
Lejla | July 23, 2009 at 2:16 pm
First
mel | July 23, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Oh Jesus Christ. I saw this one coming.
krys | July 23, 2009 at 2:23 pm
ugh.
douche | July 23, 2009 at 2:26 pm
@Lejla
You are also a worthless cunt with nothing to offer the world except to try and find some value in being the first person to post on a stupid thread.
Sahara | July 23, 2009 at 2:28 pm
thats not true. she was concieved in paris. like michael said himself
Susan | July 23, 2009 at 2:29 pm
@2, lol, my thoughts exactly. she needs some attention apparently.
RichPort's Ghost | July 23, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Aaaaaaaaah… Paris… it’s been too long. I half expected to see you shooting cucumbers out of your pussy at the local circus…
Sex | July 23, 2009 at 2:35 pm
I crack up pretty hard when I see people get their panties in a twist when someone posts first…
sean | July 23, 2009 at 2:37 pm
i would still totally jism up in her pudding basin. she’s hot
Champ | July 23, 2009 at 2:40 pm
I call bullshit.
If he wanted to name the kid after her she would be called “ManHands MediaWhore Jackson.”
jojo | July 23, 2009 at 2:41 pm
this is too funny… and the comments are priceless!!! LMFAO!!
Darth Retard | July 23, 2009 at 2:43 pm
I would do a sex tape with her in a heartbeat.
Then disinfect with bleach and a blowtorch.
Meream | July 23, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Huh. This could very well be true. And yeah, Paris is a beautiful name. Too bad this Paris ruined it.
Rosetta Stone | July 23, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Michael’s love child’s middle name is “Lesion”, does that count?
The Jerk | July 23, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Paris should be proud of anything that anyone else gets from her..including her herpes.
Paulina | July 23, 2009 at 2:54 pm
thats not true. she was concieved in paris. like michael said himself
++++++++++++++
I agree. That’s common knowledge. Parasite is a lying bitch.
Max Planck | July 23, 2009 at 2:54 pm
She is mistaken. Michael Jackson did not name any of his children “Stupid Bimbo.”
Alayna | July 23, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Wow. I thought she made me feel sick to my stomach before.
holiday inn | July 23, 2009 at 2:59 pm
False. Had Michael named any of his children after Paris, he’d have kids named after STD’s.
20 Million for molesting | July 23, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Stupid Ho was not available?
dk | July 23, 2009 at 3:17 pm
@19 Thats right on point, but in some way this explains the fact he molests little boys, after molesting Paris, it drove him there somehow psychologically.
Ananana | July 23, 2009 at 3:22 pm
This bitch milks everything….. *everything*
Misterfister | July 23, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Herpe Hole!!
Obvious | July 23, 2009 at 3:33 pm
She tries so desperately to stay current, using any angle possible to get attention. Fucking ridiculous comment, almost as bad as the “I’m a classy girl” comment. Who knew that sex tapes shot in night vision are classier than lights on? Its no wonder that someone would want to name their child after this role model.
MDanielle | July 23, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Um, no, right after she was born he stated he named her after the city she was conceived in: http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-757248.html
(also see article from Chicago Tribune on April 5, 1998)
STFU, wench
jennifer hammond | July 23, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Her ego is as big as her stretched out herped puss.
Dar | July 23, 2009 at 3:55 pm
If the kid’s full name is “Paris Gonorrhea Jackson”, then this story is undeniably true.
Lyrics | July 23, 2009 at 4:00 pm
OMG, she’s so stupid…. LOL! :)))
Rodimus | July 23, 2009 at 4:02 pm
We love you Michael Jackson!
r.i.p
Dion Phaneuf is a prick | July 23, 2009 at 4:03 pm
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-paris_documentary.php?bfm_index=7
RichPort's Ghost | July 23, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Her nose is starting to look more and more like a beak… I’m gonna start calling her Parrot’s Hilton…
kaylia | July 23, 2009 at 4:10 pm
she’s still alive? how depressing :( and wow she is aging horribly :S
Miserable Bastard | July 23, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I’ll bet she thinks the hotels are named after her too.
eattrn | July 23, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Of course he did, everything is about Paris. Just ask her. Al Gore invented the internet for her.
michaeljacksonisdeadyoutube | July 23, 2009 at 4:28 pm
This is not news and it is true !
meh! | July 23, 2009 at 4:36 pm
how is fucking possible the 98% of celebrity (or what are considered so) always had some sort of connection with each other no matter if they were poor or the family was already in the biz!? like school together, the brother’s friend, the neighbor, the plumber’s cousin… fuck that I know no celeb, none of my close friends do, none of my kins do, what the fuck, it’s probably one of these illuminati/reptilians shit!
anon | July 23, 2009 at 5:00 pm
she’s so full of shit
LAWDY,LAWDY... | July 23, 2009 at 5:13 pm
You know her celebrity is going downhill FAST when she has to pull bullshit like this outta her pea brain….she’s OLD NEWS and she knows it…. I use to be disgusted by her but now I only feel sorry for her. Her parents and her Aunt are pretty LAME too.
Lain | July 23, 2009 at 5:15 pm
LOL #33.
Urbanspaceman | July 23, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Also, a character in Star Trek Voyager was named after her as well as a small city here in Ontario.
Anon | July 23, 2009 at 5:47 pm
I’m sure he didn’t name her after the monumental city or anything…
frankie steel | July 23, 2009 at 5:51 pm
She’s starting to look like a tranny. She needs to lighten up on the make-up and fix that manly Roman nose.
Me | July 23, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Well Michael Jackson went to my high school…..which means….ipso facto, Kathy Hilton went to my high school.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
slaphappy | July 23, 2009 at 6:34 pm
oooh if i could just slap her freakin’ face…
The Rake | July 23, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Blow this fucking bitch up with an H-bomb, NOW! I cant stand this ho. It was one thing when she got dicked down all drugged up in night vision, but this whore needs to shut the fuck up! I cant stand this bitch. Seriously. Fall the fuck off.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
friendlystoner | July 23, 2009 at 6:41 pm
hahahahaha, love the pathetics efforts to keep on the headlines.
correct me if i`m wrong, but i`m pretty sure jackson was off touring with the jackson 5 before he was ten and so he never even went to high school.
we shouldnt diss her too much tho, she was kind enough to invent the phrase “thats hot.” how can we deny that mighty contibution to human society, it was like a pinicle moment in history. made the the invention of the car, the jet engine, nuclear power, micro chips, the internet, modern medicine, space exploration etc, all seem so trivial, paris you are my hero.
feckless | July 23, 2009 at 6:51 pm
It took a little over a month for Paris to concoct a lie bizarre enough to get her into the news again….. it is hard to be in the news when you can’t display your drugged up vagina waffle because no one wants you in their club anymore and there isn’t anyone left on the planet who will date you. Still, that’s a long time for Paris to figure out how to be offensive.
Large Black Man | July 23, 2009 at 6:52 pm
The white bitch thinks that Paris, France was named after her. I’d like to impale her ass with my large black dick.
Jamie's Uterus | July 23, 2009 at 7:08 pm
How come he didn’t name her valtrex?
Randall | July 23, 2009 at 7:22 pm
I had no idea Michael Jackson had a daughter named oozing genital warts.
Randall