Paris and Nicky Hilton are making a cartoon TV show about their lives in the style of The Simpsons, and have spoken to Interscope boss Ted Fields who will make the series and hopes to air it on US television.
It’s hard to imagine the Hilton sisters pulling off a successful cartoon, since the Japanese already have the animated sex market covered. Maybe they’ll throw in a few extra tentacle rape scenes and change the description from “cartoon” to “documentary.”
More preliminary sketches after the jump.
*UPDATE: Turns out the images aren’t even related to the Paris Hilton cartoon and were for a completely different project so I’ve taken them down at the request of the owner.
The drawings of them are much better looking than they actually are.
They don’t have curves, they have stick bodies.
The cartoon drawings have big bouncy boobs, round asses, and curvy sexy legs.
The real Hilton sisters have no boobs. No ass. And stick legs.
Oh Yeah, Tom Cruise Loves the cock.
Anybody want a good laugh at Paris Hilton and Nicole. Checkout this screenshot from a DVD site, which accidentally made a mistake in pictures. If you look, you’ll get the joke.
http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/2383/image12am.jpg
This version of the cartoon would be better:
http://img53.imageshack.us/my.php?image=paris4dj.jpg
#104 thanks for the link. Fucking hilarious. Paris is horrific, but you all know you want Nicky.
Okay, it’s a boring statement, I know. But I thought Paris already _was_ a cartoon. Can there be a cartoon of a cartoon? My head is spinnin’.
Also, are these drawings really so great? It looks to me like a half-step up from what the cheap caricatures you get done at the county fair.
I’m really creeped out by the legs. That and the way the dog seems to be there solely to accentuate her bust. As someone who seriously plans to get into psychology, I’m more afraid of the kind of kids who get raised on this show and acually admire people like Paris Hilton than I am excited about the possibility of a high income. But we all know this show will fizzle out before anyone gets too attached so it’s not really much of a threat anyways.
P.S. I look forward to the day when Paris Hilton comes out with her own line of bust-enhancing children’s chewable vitamins.
this makes me sick.
Yeah. I’m nauseous.
This makes me sick. Where can I watch it and when.
Serously though, it’s not really my thang. I don’t see the appeal of these girls.
Anyone know the production company doing the work? I assume it’s a project that has been outsourced.
Just make Paris’s boobs like 5 times smaller and it’ll be realistic, or at least believable.
who the hell gives a shit about NICKY Hilton?
Damn, that bitch has sharp knees.
Finally, they look pretty.
Those skanky ho’s wish they looked half as good as their ludicrously stylized cartoon counterparts. >.<
This piece of a crappy series (should it get off the ground and on the air), would most likely be on Spike TV, if not HBO, Movie Channel, Showtime, and all other tv channels just like them. The time to air this horrid nightmare, would be around late night; if not, then after midnight. The cartoon Paris looks almost like the real thing, it’s scary.
SEE PARIS DIE!!!
http://www.animationmagazine.net/wac/see_paris_die.html
yeah, that’s a real saturday morning kid’s show type of theme!