Paris and Nicky Hilton are making a cartoon TV show about their lives in the style of The Simpsons, and have spoken to Interscope boss Ted Fields who will make the series and hopes to air it on US television.
It’s hard to imagine the Hilton sisters pulling off a successful cartoon, since the Japanese already have the animated sex market covered. Maybe they’ll throw in a few extra tentacle rape scenes and change the description from “cartoon” to “documentary.”
More preliminary sketches after the jump.
*UPDATE: Turns out the images aren’t even related to the Paris Hilton cartoon and were for a completely different project so I’ve taken them down at the request of the owner.
Jacq | March 22, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Someone colored outside of the lines. You can’t see Paris’ vag. FIRST!!!
Lala | March 22, 2006 at 5:17 pm
I’ve decided on a new career – child psychology – and I’ll be rolling in it after the first episode airs.
Gerald Tarrant | March 22, 2006 at 5:17 pm
This is just fitting as only a cartoon character could lead their lives. I hope acme anvils fall on them.
badattitood | March 22, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Oh. wow. another way for those hilton biatches to make money without doing any actual work. I would like to cockpunch the bastages that thought this up.
BTW- is this supposed to be for kids cause, umm, Paris’ naked animated ass is pretty much exposed.
Lala | March 22, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Actually, make that – psychology – PERIOD!
Spindoc | March 22, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Can a cartoon really give you the full visual effect of an open blistering puss-filled Herpes sore? Tune in and find out!
Jacq | March 22, 2006 at 5:19 pm
Before you know it, Borak (from Adult Swim) will have herpes. It’s funny that the cartoon Nicky’s skin is actually LESS orange than in real life. They didn’t give the Paris drawing a wonky eye, either.
suzy | March 22, 2006 at 5:19 pm
i think those are good drawings… but who the hell is gonna watch that show?
it’s a waste of time!
BarbadoSlim | March 22, 2006 at 5:21 pm
Hasn’t the “BrAtz” saturday morning cartoon on fox covered this territory already.
I guess we can take comfort in the fact that getting your own cartoon usually leads to your passage to obscurity. Remember “Hammer”, Mr.T, and The Gary Coleman Show?…neither do I.
connolly | March 22, 2006 at 5:22 pm
#1 misspelled “nasty herpes-infested beef drapes”
Aimtrue | March 22, 2006 at 5:22 pm
I love the gravity defying, up-turned titties.
HughJorganthethird | March 22, 2006 at 5:26 pm
I wouldn’t hit that with your cartoon dick.
Tom Pierce | March 22, 2006 at 5:27 pm
Pure science fiction. Both are much flatter in real life. They look like playboy bunnys in these pictures
Monkey | March 22, 2006 at 5:29 pm
I just masturbated to all of the above cartoon drawings. Including Tinkerbell.
*pulling up pants*
sometimesboy | March 22, 2006 at 5:29 pm
actually, i’ve seen sketches of some of the other characters. both her herpes and vagina will have thier own characters…one is a little weepy while the other will be based on the LITTLE SHOP OF HORROS….”FEED ME SEYMOUR!!!”
cdogbert | March 22, 2006 at 5:30 pm
This isn’t going to be The Simpsons. It’s going to be Drawn Together, except with less main characters.
In all seriousness, what would they -do-? It’s not like they do anything now that would fill an entire season of episodes.
Post episode ideas!
sometimesboy | March 22, 2006 at 5:31 pm
hey #14…is that you mister costner?
christee | March 22, 2006 at 5:32 pm
#7-isn’t it Zorak? the mantis? and yeah, i agree. if you are raped by a hilton on celluloid, can anyone hear you scream?
bigfatmomma | March 22, 2006 at 5:39 pm
haha tinkerbell’s feeling her up
Binky | March 22, 2006 at 5:43 pm
I’d like to see them take on ‘The Roadrunner’ in the first episode, as long as they aren’t allowed any weaponry from ‘Acme’.
blech | March 22, 2006 at 5:46 pm
isn’t this material more suitable for hentai? I wonder if the japanese market is into VD cartoons, unless the VD has its own powers… the series could be called: POKEMON VD VAGINAS… paris and nicky go around picking pokemon VD’s…
Jacq | March 22, 2006 at 5:48 pm
#18 – That’s it! I was close. I was trying to think of the least human thing I could come up with. I know Paris would still be down.
Jacq | March 22, 2006 at 5:55 pm
#15 – The spin-off is going to be called “Little Shop of Whores”
Feed_Me_Chocolate | March 22, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Remember folks, how Paris came to “fame”? Sex tape. This is her claim to fame,(aside from being a ONE-bit whore–that’s right, she’s not even a TWO-bit whore) and now she’s going to be doing a CARTOON? Ostensibly for CHILDREN? What parent in their right mind is going to let their impressionable children watch her filthy animated cootch parade across the screen? Maybe to lighten up the episode where they talk about herpes, they’ll have a song-and-dance number where her festering sores high-kick to a bouncy, upbeat number. Huh.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | March 22, 2006 at 5:59 pm
P.S.
Paris’boobs are neither that big nor pointy.
turdhead | March 22, 2006 at 6:02 pm
I’m predicting a bugs bunny/elmer fudd scenario featuring Paris and the paparazzi. Only in this version she doesn’t outsmart anyone, she just “accidentally” lets them take pics of her vagina, which they rush home to develop and post on the internet. They appear here and cartoon version of us make disparaging comments about herpes and giant gaping genitalia.
prideofchucky | March 22, 2006 at 6:03 pm
Maybe they’ll be less 2 dimensional than their real-life counterparts.
(Just give me re-runs of Superchicken, I’ll be happy-http://www.digital-sledgehammer.com/superchicken/)
Italian Stallion | March 22, 2006 at 6:04 pm
I can see it now, Quagmyer in the backround doing his best Costner impression……GIGATY GIGATY GIGATY
Vampyreska | March 22, 2006 at 6:05 pm
Why do these girls think they are so interesting? *yawn* I’m bored already.
Praz | March 22, 2006 at 6:12 pm
This show probably won’t be for kids. Neither was Striperella – Pam Andersen’s cartoon. Which, by the way, was pretty funny. Yes, I know how sad it is that I’ve actually seen an episode of that cartoon. I’ll stop talking now.
such_a_person | March 22, 2006 at 6:13 pm
Think that’s bad?
In Japan, there’s already a whole manga (cartoon series) about the two of them:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/loaps/manga1.jpg
^^From my limited knowledge of kanji, I can translate pieces of sentences, like “party every day” and “I want a (something) boyfriend.”
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/loaps/manga2.jpg
Paris apparently has a sister named “Nikki” and a brother named Conrad (“Konraddo”). There’s also something about her boyfriend Rick? (“Boyfriend Rikku”) and a “sex video”.
Priceless, I tell you.
If that doesn’t freak you out, I don’t know what will.
MeganHarris | March 22, 2006 at 6:20 pm
They look Great!!!
HughJorganthethird | March 22, 2006 at 6:20 pm
Does the Manga cartoon include a Paris and Nikki rape scene? Becuase most Jap cartoons do. Freaks.
Tom Pierce | March 22, 2006 at 6:21 pm
Flatchested skank whores. I’d still hit it. But wearing prophylactics (two please).
that-dog-is-shifty-eyed | March 22, 2006 at 6:24 pm
“open blistering puss-filled Herpes sore?”
Sure, cartoons can do these things visual justice. Remember those beautifully painted close-ups on Ren & Stimpy. I can still picture Stimpy’s booger collection.
o-n | March 22, 2006 at 6:27 pm
Man, and I thought Barbie’s figure was distorted. That should be a great body shape for little girls to aim for.
doesntmatter | March 22, 2006 at 6:36 pm
when did nicky get pointy fake boobs?
playahater101 | March 22, 2006 at 6:36 pm
This cartoon should be more realistic and show Paris drunk with her herpes infested cooch hanging out for the world to see. And the herpes blisters should all talk about the many different penises they have infected. Even her cartoon character is a whore.
LoneWolf | March 22, 2006 at 6:38 pm
“Ehhh, what’s up, Doc?”
“Be vewwwwy quiet, I’m hunting Hiltons”
“Hiltons? Why would you do that?”
“Because nobody wants to heauh anymowuh about useless, disease-widden who-wuhs!”
They’re already f$cking cartoons.
Beep-beep!
Charm | March 22, 2006 at 6:42 pm
what ever happened to Sesame Street, and Carebears? Now little kid’s sunday mornings will be filled with 2 whores and what I am led to believe is a dog.
greekdiva | March 22, 2006 at 6:42 pm
The theme song is by no other than Paris Hilton herself, singing: Screwed. Not sure if it’s even true but this probably will be their theme song…seeing how child-like it sounds.
nbk | March 22, 2006 at 6:44 pm
They give her way too much credit for having curves. If you really want to make it look realistic, a stickman cartoon is more like it.
skankwhore
that-dog-is-shifty-eyed | March 22, 2006 at 6:49 pm
They should do like an “Alien vs Predator” kind of thing with Paris and Tara Reid. I bet the close ups of the girls make Alien look like the snuggle bear.
Mary45 | March 22, 2006 at 6:49 pm
I’d much rather see X-rated Jetsons…Judy giving a blow job or something.
sometimesboy | March 22, 2006 at 6:50 pm
and this just in…comedy central has announced that Paris’s vagina is also going to be supply the new voice of Chef on South Park…
Chef : “What’s wrong, children?”
Stan : “Cartman said…wait a minute, Chef, seriously, you need to shave.”
Cartman : “Yeah, really…and your breath smells like ass. Screw you guys, I’m going home…”
sometimesboy | March 22, 2006 at 6:50 pm
and this just in…comedy central has announced that Paris’s vagina is also going to be supply the new voice of Chef on South Park…
Chef : “What’s wrong, children?”
Stan : “Cartman said…wait a minute, Chef, seriously, you need to shave.”
Cartman : “Yeah, really…and your breath smells like ass. Screw you guys, I’m going home…”
Dee | March 22, 2006 at 7:06 pm
we can’t escape these 2 morons…they’re everywhere..hell is here on earth.
hahaboo6 | March 22, 2006 at 7:18 pm
Wow, I’ll make sure I tivo this so my 4 year old little cousin can watch and learn how to infest her vagina with penises only to get a few STD’s and become a loose whore.
YikesAndAway | March 22, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Somewhere, there’s a cartoonist and a writer who want to kill themselves because they had to take this gig in order to pay the rent and feed the kids.
seaglass | March 22, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Giggity giggity giggity, awwwwlriiiiight!
As if we needed more reasons to never leave the house.
The dog is repulsive. It looks demonic.