Paris and Nicky Hilton are making a cartoon TV show about their lives in the style of The Simpsons, and have spoken to Interscope boss Ted Fields who will make the series and hopes to air it on US television.
It’s hard to imagine the Hilton sisters pulling off a successful cartoon, since the Japanese already have the animated sex market covered. Maybe they’ll throw in a few extra tentacle rape scenes and change the description from “cartoon” to “documentary.”
More preliminary sketches after the jump.
*UPDATE: Turns out the images aren’t even related to the Paris Hilton cartoon and were for a completely different project so I’ve taken them down at the request of the owner.
Someone colored outside of the lines. You can’t see Paris’ vag. FIRST!!!
I’ve decided on a new career – child psychology – and I’ll be rolling in it after the first episode airs.
This is just fitting as only a cartoon character could lead their lives. I hope acme anvils fall on them.
Oh. wow. another way for those hilton biatches to make money without doing any actual work. I would like to cockpunch the bastages that thought this up.
BTW- is this supposed to be for kids cause, umm, Paris’ naked animated ass is pretty much exposed.
Actually, make that – psychology – PERIOD!
Can a cartoon really give you the full visual effect of an open blistering puss-filled Herpes sore? Tune in and find out!
Before you know it, Borak (from Adult Swim) will have herpes. It’s funny that the cartoon Nicky’s skin is actually LESS orange than in real life. They didn’t give the Paris drawing a wonky eye, either.
i think those are good drawings… but who the hell is gonna watch that show?
it’s a waste of time!
Hasn’t the “BrAtz” saturday morning cartoon on fox covered this territory already.
I guess we can take comfort in the fact that getting your own cartoon usually leads to your passage to obscurity. Remember “Hammer”, Mr.T, and The Gary Coleman Show?…neither do I.
#1 misspelled “nasty herpes-infested beef drapes”
I love the gravity defying, up-turned titties.
I wouldn’t hit that with your cartoon dick.
Pure science fiction. Both are much flatter in real life. They look like playboy bunnys in these pictures
I just masturbated to all of the above cartoon drawings. Including Tinkerbell.
*pulling up pants*
actually, i’ve seen sketches of some of the other characters. both her herpes and vagina will have thier own characters…one is a little weepy while the other will be based on the LITTLE SHOP OF HORROS….”FEED ME SEYMOUR!!!”
This isn’t going to be The Simpsons. It’s going to be Drawn Together, except with less main characters.
In all seriousness, what would they -do-? It’s not like they do anything now that would fill an entire season of episodes.
Post episode ideas!
hey #14…is that you mister costner?
#7-isn’t it Zorak? the mantis? and yeah, i agree. if you are raped by a hilton on celluloid, can anyone hear you scream?
haha tinkerbell’s feeling her up
I’d like to see them take on ‘The Roadrunner’ in the first episode, as long as they aren’t allowed any weaponry from ‘Acme’.
isn’t this material more suitable for hentai? I wonder if the japanese market is into VD cartoons, unless the VD has its own powers… the series could be called: POKEMON VD VAGINAS… paris and nicky go around picking pokemon VD’s…
#18 – That’s it! I was close. I was trying to think of the least human thing I could come up with. I know Paris would still be down.
#15 – The spin-off is going to be called “Little Shop of Whores”
Remember folks, how Paris came to “fame”? Sex tape. This is her claim to fame,(aside from being a ONE-bit whore–that’s right, she’s not even a TWO-bit whore) and now she’s going to be doing a CARTOON? Ostensibly for CHILDREN? What parent in their right mind is going to let their impressionable children watch her filthy animated cootch parade across the screen? Maybe to lighten up the episode where they talk about herpes, they’ll have a song-and-dance number where her festering sores high-kick to a bouncy, upbeat number. Huh.
P.S.
Paris’boobs are neither that big nor pointy.
I’m predicting a bugs bunny/elmer fudd scenario featuring Paris and the paparazzi. Only in this version she doesn’t outsmart anyone, she just “accidentally” lets them take pics of her vagina, which they rush home to develop and post on the internet. They appear here and cartoon version of us make disparaging comments about herpes and giant gaping genitalia.
Maybe they’ll be less 2 dimensional than their real-life counterparts.
(Just give me re-runs of Superchicken, I’ll be happy-http://www.digital-sledgehammer.com/superchicken/)
I can see it now, Quagmyer in the backround doing his best Costner impression……GIGATY GIGATY GIGATY
Why do these girls think they are so interesting? *yawn* I’m bored already.
This show probably won’t be for kids. Neither was Striperella – Pam Andersen’s cartoon. Which, by the way, was pretty funny. Yes, I know how sad it is that I’ve actually seen an episode of that cartoon. I’ll stop talking now.
Think that’s bad?
In Japan, there’s already a whole manga (cartoon series) about the two of them:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/loaps/manga1.jpg
^^From my limited knowledge of kanji, I can translate pieces of sentences, like “party every day” and “I want a (something) boyfriend.”
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/loaps/manga2.jpg
Paris apparently has a sister named “Nikki” and a brother named Conrad (“Konraddo”). There’s also something about her boyfriend Rick? (“Boyfriend Rikku”) and a “sex video”.
Priceless, I tell you.
If that doesn’t freak you out, I don’t know what will.
They look Great!!!
Does the Manga cartoon include a Paris and Nikki rape scene? Becuase most Jap cartoons do. Freaks.
Flatchested skank whores. I’d still hit it. But wearing prophylactics (two please).
“open blistering puss-filled Herpes sore?”
Sure, cartoons can do these things visual justice. Remember those beautifully painted close-ups on Ren & Stimpy. I can still picture Stimpy’s booger collection.
Man, and I thought Barbie’s figure was distorted. That should be a great body shape for little girls to aim for.
when did nicky get pointy fake boobs?
This cartoon should be more realistic and show Paris drunk with her herpes infested cooch hanging out for the world to see. And the herpes blisters should all talk about the many different penises they have infected. Even her cartoon character is a whore.
“Ehhh, what’s up, Doc?”
“Be vewwwwy quiet, I’m hunting Hiltons”
“Hiltons? Why would you do that?”
“Because nobody wants to heauh anymowuh about useless, disease-widden who-wuhs!”
They’re already f$cking cartoons.
Beep-beep!
what ever happened to Sesame Street, and Carebears? Now little kid’s sunday mornings will be filled with 2 whores and what I am led to believe is a dog.
The theme song is by no other than Paris Hilton herself, singing: Screwed. Not sure if it’s even true but this probably will be their theme song…seeing how child-like it sounds.
They give her way too much credit for having curves. If you really want to make it look realistic, a stickman cartoon is more like it.
skankwhore
They should do like an “Alien vs Predator” kind of thing with Paris and Tara Reid. I bet the close ups of the girls make Alien look like the snuggle bear.
I’d much rather see X-rated Jetsons…Judy giving a blow job or something.
and this just in…comedy central has announced that Paris’s vagina is also going to be supply the new voice of Chef on South Park…
Chef : “What’s wrong, children?”
Stan : “Cartman said…wait a minute, Chef, seriously, you need to shave.”
Cartman : “Yeah, really…and your breath smells like ass. Screw you guys, I’m going home…”
and this just in…comedy central has announced that Paris’s vagina is also going to be supply the new voice of Chef on South Park…
Chef : “What’s wrong, children?”
Stan : “Cartman said…wait a minute, Chef, seriously, you need to shave.”
Cartman : “Yeah, really…and your breath smells like ass. Screw you guys, I’m going home…”
we can’t escape these 2 morons…they’re everywhere..hell is here on earth.
Wow, I’ll make sure I tivo this so my 4 year old little cousin can watch and learn how to infest her vagina with penises only to get a few STD’s and become a loose whore.
Somewhere, there’s a cartoonist and a writer who want to kill themselves because they had to take this gig in order to pay the rent and feed the kids.
Giggity giggity giggity, awwwwlriiiiight!
As if we needed more reasons to never leave the house.
The dog is repulsive. It looks demonic.