Paris and Lindsay f-cking hate Jon & Kate

June 18th, 2009 // 23 Comments

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are starting to get pissed with Jon and Kate Gosselin stealing all their precious press, and the two are doing everything they can to get back in the spotlight. Page Six reports:

“Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies,” said a source. “That’s why Lindsay has been causing so much havoc and pulling these antics. And why Paris had a big blow- up with Doug [Reinhardt].” The married stars of “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ on TLC have been garnering attention from all the glossies, which have seen circulation boosts from their alleged infidelities and family struggles.

You know what’s an easy way to dominate the weeklies? Suspicious suicides. I’m talking 3-4 weeks of people trying to figure out if you meant to shoot yourself in the face, or if it was a jilted ex-lover. That said, I’d get cracking before the scathing exposé on which kids Kate Gosselin did or did not breastfeed dominates society as a whole.

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  1. Messi

    first?

  2. gary anderson

    secound bitches

  3. gary anderson

    secound bitches

  4. Ted Kennedy's Tumor

    Maybe Paris and Lindsay should make a lesbo movie together. Then they would make the covers. Not that anyone would watch the movie though.

  5. Maybe Paris and Lindsay should make a lesbo movie together –> I Agree! jajaja that will be fun and the Director should be Rhianna…

  6. dave

    Suspicious suicides. Yes, the Anna Nicole Smith solution.

  7. Shift

    All four of them need to be hit by a bus.

  8. this is an outrage how dare anyone get more attention then parris or lyndsey. They must really hate the twilight saga stars especially rpatz

  9. Megan

    I think a lesbo video of these two would turn into the next Ring. Just don’t fucking watch it.

  10. irony

    Awesome. Now, just let them know that’s how the rest of the universe feels about them. Do they have enough intelligence to be self-aware? Telling them that might just confuse them.

  11. chupacabra

    I think Paris picked up on the Mystic Tan where Linds has left off…

  12. Kathleen

    Haha, nice Superfish! Hopefully they follow your advice.

  13. I love you Paris Kisses

  14. name

    I used to hate Jon & Kate until I read this. Whatever it takes to keep those two cunts out of the spotlight is fine with me

  15. Hooker

    “Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies,” said a source.

    A source said that “”Obama is afctually a homosexual and does lines of OxyContin from the crack off Rush Limbaugh’s fat asss. He’s onviously got quite a tolerance, because the line has to be huge!”

    Gossip is for middle school girls.

  16. Poo De Doop De Doo

    Picking up my puppy’s poop from the floor is more interesting, and less smelly, than these two.

  17. andrew.

    my two favourite hotties! lindsay and paris are here to stay u fucks

  18. BUT WE HATE THE LOSERS-couple: LILO & PARIS, folks!!

  19. Darth

    How bout Paris Hilton And Lindsay Lohan hooking up with eachother? That will bring them back.

  20. Dr. Allen J Spinchter

    Hahaha you know you have to be a serious non celebrity if your competing against Jon & Kate for cheap magazines that only fat housewives and homely 14 year old girls read (or gay guys same difference). I think that LIndsey and Paris should make a sex tape with midgets using various power tools in an urban setting. Then I can guarantee success for at least 1 month until Miley makes a sextape as soon as she turns 18. Then you will have some competition bitches.

  21. el ces

    This from Page Six?

    Probably bull.

  22. cali

    Jon and kate are on the learning channel. you can’t learn about moral values from paris and lindsay

  23. cali

    Jon and kate are on the learning channel. you can’t learn about moral values from paris and lindsay

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