Paris and Doug definitely broke up

April 15th, 2010 // 71 Comments

There’s been a lot of speculation over whether or not Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt really broke up, and these pics from his recent trip to Aspen show he’s clearly taken his penis to greener pastures. Not that I’m saying Paris’ vagina isn’t green or anything. It’s a figure of a speech, people.

Now on a more important note, URKEL’S ALIVE! And apparently loves blonde bitches. Someone might want to let CNN know because I don’t see how this isn’t the greatest news of our time. (Sorry, molested choir boys, but you knew this day would come.)

Photos: INFdaily

  1. so harmony couples i hope they will be leading happy liver in future

  2. Miss Bitch

    He look like he’s starting to push her head down in the first one.

  3. Miss Bitch

    Those photos should be on” hot chicks with douchebags”

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  5. Those photos should be on” hot chicks with douchebags”

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  7. deep-sea diving, Jet Skiing rented a private island in Fiji for the two of them, where they are currently spending , the poor minor league baseball player their time

  8. The one in the hooters outfit is just not attractive and boring, and the other one desperatley needs a nose job.
    This girl’s hair is friend and her teeth are yellow :-( But otherwise still cute (from a straight girl’s POV)

  9. private island in Fiji for the two of them, where they are currently spending their time deep-sea diving spending , the poor minor league baseball player their time romantic adventure, the poor minor league baseball player rented a

  10. What is happiness?

    Happiness is an unexpected time to see their like.

    What is happiness?

    Happiness is in the winter afternoon, lying on the balcony of the couch, basking in the sun, looked at the mother system of kimchi.

    What is happiness? Where is your happiness?

    What is happiness?

    Parents smile is your happiness!

  11. she’ll be thinking his choosing her makes her worth more than she is and her friends will be jealous that she got a g-list celebrity hand-me-down. he can’t lose!
    you know how many women are going to want to get in his pants now because they’ll think “if he’s good enough for an heiress, he’s good enough for me”.

  12. wow… urkel, thats cool.

  13. I can say that These pictures look like that taken by a her fan, on a cell phone. This is most likely some move to get a response. These is my response, no one cares about Paris Hilton anymore and no one ever cared about that guy.

  14. The most likely get a response to some PR move. Here’s your answer, no one cares about Paris Hilton and now a man that never cared about.

  15. gigi

    I thought Urkel LTC, much like TC….

  16. paris tart??mas?z dunyan?n 1 numaras? kendini kan?tlam?? daha ne yapacakki

  17. 12 years old, his mother remarried, his stepfather is very severe, often beat his mother when they go out.

  18. I thopught we were done hearing about her?

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