Paris Jackson Attempted Suicide

So this happened. ET Online reports:

Debbie Rowe has confirmed exclusively to Entertainment Tonight that Paris Jackson tried to commit suicide and is currently in a Los Angeles hospital.
She was rushed to the hospital with cuts on her wrist in the early morning hours. Rowe tells ET that Jackson has had “a lot going on [lately].”

Normally this is the part where everyone makes some sort of snarky remark about suicide being a selfish act, blah blah blah, but in this case, we should probably shut the hell up because I don’t know how a still-developing teenage mind even begins to reconcile this world after being raised by Michael Jackson. Christ, she saw the man die during his daily anesthesia binge and God knows what else. If Paris Jackson’s life was a poker hand, it’d be three Uno cards and a dead monkey. Hang in there, kid.

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