Paris Jackson Hates Justin Bieber Now

June 17th, 2013 // 23 Comments
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Justin Bieber was granted unprecedented access to the Jackson family presumably per Michael’s last dying words. “Make sure my ghost.. cough cough shamone! … can look at his penis…” Except now Paris Jackson hates the man Justin Bieber’s become and not just because her father died from spending his whole life trying to be white and Justin Bieber’s just throwing it away. TMZ reports:

Sources connected to the family tell TMZ … Paris — who is currently at UCLA Medical Center after cutting herself with a knife and downing 20 Motrin — thinks Justin is a terrible role model for young girls. She was enraged after some of Justin’s female fans started tweeting about cutting themselves as an expression of love for the singer and he went radio silent, rather than talking the girls out of it.
We’re told Paris got very angry after seeing the pics TMZ posted of Justin smoking weed in a hotel room in early January. She thinks he owes his fans more as a role model.
Paris — who lives in Justin’s Calabasas gated community — thinks Justin’s various missteps in the hood are “a disgrace.”

Ironically, Justin Bieber spent most of 2012 telling everyone he’s going to be the next Michael Jackson, but seems to have backed off those claims recently, so just assume his crew got tired of driving by playgrounds. Plus it’s hard to look street when your boy won’t go down the twisty slide. “I said don’t push me, mothafucka! I’ll go when I’m ready.”

Photos: Splash News


  1. How long do you think it’ll be before he decides to pull a Michael Jackson and marry Paris to lay his claim to a piece of the Jackson dynasty like Michael did with Lisa Marie Presley?

    • Firecrotch McBatshit

      He may be thinking it, but it doesn’t sound like she’ll have any of it. Besides, Selena would cut her.

  2. Wow Paris Jackson has my sympathy to the max! She’s simply trying to be a normal teenager surrounded by sycophants and douche “celebrities”.
    Please get better mentally and health wise !
    Oh fuck you very much Maple Cock.

  3. Firecrotch McBatshit

    Is it wrong to think it would be hysterical if Bieber were horribly disfigured, with his singing career ruined, in a devastating Segway accident in Calabasas?

  4. So the girl in the hospital for cutting herself hates Bieber because he wasn’t vocal enough about why girls shouldn’t cut themselves?

    Yep, she’s a teenage girl.

    • MJ was a chimo

      The whole #cutsforbeiber thing was actually just a joke started by some sick-fuck over at 4chan. Paris should worry more about herself, and her own family trying to screw her over; rather than focusing on the lasest ass-hat trying to despratly hold on to his last 15 minutes.

  5. I’m liking Paris more & more everyday. This girl thinks like all teenage girls should think.

  6. Well, she’s in good company.

  7. tlmck

    “…thinks Justin is a terrible role model for young girls.” Could this is be the fact that Justin is a girl pretending to be a boy?

  8. cc

    The white ‘gangsta nigga’ from Stratford, Ontario.

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    Someone is going to off him in a Vegas drive by.

    I will buy the celebratory cocktails.

  10. Kay

    He probably was so shocked by it that he doesn’t know what to say. I wanted to know what the big deal about Bieber is, so I looked him up on YouTube. He’s just an overrated singer who lip-syncs all of his songs. Well, at least these girls aren’t getting pictures of him permanently tattooed on their bodies. Paris is Only 15, and all fifteen year-old kids are crazy, it has something to do with our developing brains, and in her case, also with her dysfunctional family. She needs to get a life.

  11. Quasi

    Kind of looks like Marky Mark….lol.

  12. schmidtler

    20 advils is what she took that everybody is worried about her? Am I supposed to believe that a teenaged heiress to a massive fortune, who is the (supposed) offspring of Michael Jackson, is somehow in need of more attention? fark all these aholes.

  13. “Paris Jackson hates the man Justin Bieber’s become…”

    Bieber…??? Man…??? Have we all moved into a parallel universe or something?

  14. “Justin Bieber spent most of 2012 telling everyone he’s going to be the next Michael Jackson…”

    Bieber’s had a head start. He started out white. (Michael Jackson used to shit out more talent daily than this lily-white nobody cocksucker will ever amass in his lifetime.

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