- It’s going to cost $1.3 million to get Jessica Simpson‘s baby out of her which is pretty cheap for one of those giant space drills from Armageddon. [Dlisted]
- Whoa, wait. An entire Pog collection for just a night with a ginge? Seems a bit much. [theCHIVE]
- Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana are no longer dating in case anyone of you even remembered that was happening. [Lainey Gossip]
- Why Alex Jones is a complete fucking idiot. [BuzzFeed]
- Ditto, Spike Lee. [IDLYITW]
- Jimmy Kimmel’s Hunger Games [Heavy]
- The Greatest Gary Busey Ever Told. (Seriously, it’s the greatest.) [FilmDrunk]
- The Kardashians continue to push the boundaries of Photoshop. [Celebslam]
- Ooh, I wonder what Heath Ledger looks like! Wait. [TooFab]
- The 25 Hottest Ex-Athletes [Bleacher Report]
- Kate Winslet doesn’t want to see herself naked in 3D, apparently never looks down in the shower. [PopSugar]
- I’d actually say a good portion of Minka Kelly‘s hotness is contained. But not all. [Popoholic]
- Magdalena Frackowiak is the hottest Pollock you’ll ever see. Today. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Adrianne Curry is still tweeting her breasts. Ohthankgod. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Oh, good, a new Aerosmith album. Just what everyone’s been asking for. [HuffPost Celebrity]
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I’m surprised this photo hasn’t yet to sparked a “She’s pregnant” caption
Is it bad when the ass on your stomach is bigger than your breasts?
Silly Hilton. Even all those straps can’t hold in the VD.
Jesus, not this racist whore again…
I would not have sexual relations with that woman.
I love and miss paris hilton. I would take her back any day over the kardashians.
Snooki went blond?
She looks like an anorexic version of Jabba’s six-breasted dancer from Return of the Jedi.
beer belly
filthy coke whore-she looks preg-altho dont kno if she can get preg w/all the abortions shes had!
She isn’t fat…its some weird optical illusion. Poor clothing choice kinda springs to mind……