Paris Hilton’s Still in Swimwear and Other News

March 29th, 2012 // 15 Comments

- It’s going to cost $1.3 million to get Jessica Simpson‘s baby out of her which is pretty cheap for one of those giant space drills from Armageddon. [Dlisted]

- Whoa, wait. An entire Pog collection for just a night with a ginge? Seems a bit much. [theCHIVE]

- Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana are no longer dating in case anyone of you even remembered that was happening. [Lainey Gossip]

- Why Alex Jones is a complete fucking idiot. [BuzzFeed]

- Ditto, Spike Lee. [IDLYITW]

- Jimmy Kimmel’s Hunger Games [Heavy]

- The Greatest Gary Busey Ever Told. (Seriously, it’s the greatest.) [FilmDrunk]

- The Kardashians continue to push the boundaries of Photoshop. [Celebslam]

- Ooh, I wonder what Heath Ledger looks like! Wait. [TooFab]

- The 25 Hottest Ex-Athletes [Bleacher Report]

- Kate Winslet doesn’t want to see herself naked in 3D, apparently never looks down in the shower. [PopSugar]

- I’d actually say a good portion of Minka Kelly‘s hotness is contained. But not all. [Popoholic]

- Magdalena Frackowiak is the hottest Pollock you’ll ever see. Today. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Adrianne Curry is still tweeting her breasts. Ohthankgod. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Oh, good, a new Aerosmith album. Just what everyone’s been asking for. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. Paris Hilton Swimsuit
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    I’m surprised this photo hasn’t yet to sparked a “She’s pregnant” caption

  2. Paris Hilton Swimsuit
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    Is it bad when the ass on your stomach is bigger than your breasts?

  3. Paris Hilton Swimsuit
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    Silly Hilton. Even all those straps can’t hold in the VD.

  4. Little Jimmy

    Jesus, not this racist whore again…

  5. Bill Clinton

    I would not have sexual relations with that woman.

  6. No hate

    I love and miss paris hilton. I would take her back any day over the kardashians.

  7. tlmck

    Snooki went blond?

  8. Paris Hilton Swimsuit
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    She looks like an anorexic version of Jabba’s six-breasted dancer from Return of the Jedi.

  9. Paris Hilton Swimsuit
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    beer belly

  10. ajlg

    filthy coke whore-she looks preg-altho dont kno if she can get preg w/all the abortions shes had!

  11. Paris Hilton Swimsuit
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    She isn’t fat…its some weird optical illusion. Poor clothing choice kinda springs to mind……

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