Paris Hilton’s Made $1.3 Billion Since 2005

And now for the part of the day where I create an anger in you so deep, mole creatures are left homeless in its wake. (I’ll make it up to you, Jordan Bratman. I promise.) Via Us Magazine:

“I’m involved in my products every step of the way. My fragrances are doing really well at the moment,” Hilton tells FHM UK’s January issue. “They’ve produced more than $1.3 billion in revenue since 2005.”
“I have 35 stores and 17 product lines. And then there’s my racing team, my 14 fragrances and my new project, the Paris Hilton Beach Club chain. The first one is opening in the Philippines soon. It’s going to have nightclubs, restaurants, bars, gyms. Everything really.”

And now for the part where I create an anger in Republicans so deep, yadda yadda mole creatures… Democrats want to tax the shit out of Paris Hilton.

Enjoy your second term, Mr. President.

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