Paris Hilton Wore This and Other News

December 20th, 2010 // 47 Comments

- Shania Twain got engaged to her ex’s mistress ex-husband. [Popeater]

- Clay Aiken’s got a new man. [Dlisted]

- Vince Vaughn and his wife welcome a daughter while Jennifer Aniston continues to use her uterus to store Lean Cuisines. [Lainey Gossip]

- Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bikini, too. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lara Stone is topless. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Teen Mom Amber’s ex Gary Shirley somehow scored this. [Hollywood Life]

- Alyson Michalka is Today’s Girl. [Maxim.com]

- Tom Cruise is the only one who gets to wear makeup. Even on Katie Holmes’ birthday. [PopSugar]

- Jon Hamm: 20 Things You Think You Should Know. [EgoTV]

- Girls With Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

- The 10 Best TV Shows of 2010 [Videogum]

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  1. FattyFatty2X4

    Chicken Cutlet’s are working overtime

  2. Oprah is a Shaved Gorilla

    go Lara Stone!

  3. Mary Poopinz

    Pam Anderson got younger again!

  4. Cock Dr

    *heaves Xmas cookies*
    That’s right, I don’t much like her.

    • FattyFatty2X4

      Yes I did and I’m sorry.
      Doc, click on Clay Aiken’s boy toy, you might like it.
      You think he’s the bottom?
      Damn, I’m doing it again.
      Asking too many questions and picturing Aiken as a top.

      • Cock Dr

        Despite the fact that he appears wonderfully fit, the knowledge he’s a queer just takes all the buzz out of it for me.
        But thanks for the tip, as I never wander over to these other posted sites. Thirty seconds once on the Drunken Stepfather site taught me my lesson about going into strange, dirty internet places.

      • FattyFatty2X4

        Can you weave a tale or what!
        I’m hard as a rock, wait, maybe it’s that Aiken thing again.
        Hong Kong Phooey!!

  5. kindasketchy

    She looks kinda fat in that outfit.

  6. Scott

    It’s 2:30 and it’s quitting time for you already? Come on man I know you have a couple more posts up your sleeve – you can do it!!

  7. Deacon Jones

    I’m surprised the bike didn’t peel out and blow through a wall when she tried to sit on it.

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    Mark B
    Commented on this photo:

    Her cleavage looks like it takes credit cards.

  9. I love chicks that try to fake their breast size. All in the middle and none on the sides. Saying that, it gets old after awhile when chicks that have shown the goods over and over try to tease the crowd with cleavage. Like I can’t type “Paris nude” and see her shit in 2 seconds. Move on !

  10. How is she relevant? The outfit is gross. She has no talent. She’s a celebrity because she is an heiress to a multi billion dollar fortune, goes out and parties all night, fucks penises like a good little whore, is a complete and utter bimbo, and is out of touch with any sort of reality. Yet, here she is, gracing our screens in a pink, white, and bedazzled leasure suit. Elvis Presley and John Holmes are rolling in their collective graves right now.

  11. mud butt

    Does this count towards all the charity work she promised she’d be doing? Fucking full of shit whore…she’s burned all her bridges in the states, so now she’s working on poisoning europe!

  12. Wow. I can hardly believe I’m saying this, but Paris looks damn good in the pics I think. Definitely a bit of weight there: the tummy, and legs (from the side) show it. Looks gooooood to me. Laying off the coke and errant cock, maybe? Keep up the good work, Pare-Pare…

  13. See Alice

    Paris looks good . Her money looks even better !

  14. jojo

    That lazy eye is distracting. Even with the sunglasses.

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    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Man is she ugly.

    That could also read, she’s an ugly man.

    • Tony

      What’s with that hook nose? And everybody thinks she’s hot? You go to any college campus across the country and you’ll find 50 chicks hotter than her. Guaranteed.

  16. Grand Dragon

    Nice FUPA, Paris

  17. John

    I’d still tap it. She looks better here than she has in a while.

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    drewgw
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she preggers?

  19. Nick4ca

    Shania Twain pulling the old switch-a-roo!

  20. Wanna know what 125ccs of pink and white Spanish herpes sounds like?

  21. Randal

    Hey there sexy motorcycle Momma! Any rebel-no matter what the cause- would want you on the back of his ride. Catch you on the flip side, sexy!

    Randal

  22. If she is gonna wear the outfit, the least someone could do is shoot her out of a cannon…

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    Confusio
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s the pic with the younger rider staring at the ho’s tits?

  24. David

    Paris looks HOT!!!

  25. SIN

    If it wasn’t for her many STD’s, she is very fuckable.

  26. are you high?

    Ummm… John, you are aware they found a bottle and scrip for Valtrex in her abandoned storage locker.

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    Love
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like she is pregnant to me!!!!

  28. Drundel

    Its amazing what she can do with her boobs.

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    J
    Commented on this photo:

    WTH? Where did her boobs come from?

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    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    When did those things get there?

  31. Paris Hilton Motorcycle Team
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like two breasts were walking down the street and just decided one day to stick on this mammarily-challenged female

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    Paloma
    Commented on this photo:

    I see she finally broke down and got a boob job. Her natural itty-bitty titties were one of the only things she had going for her and now I’ll have to think really, really hard what her attributes may be. Hmmm. I may need a few years to come up with something.

    BTW…her Aunt Kyle is waaaaay hotter!!!!

  33. Paris Hilton Motorcycle Team
    WHAT WAS THERE TO SEE
    Commented on this photo:

    You folks put interesting things in your site but this was equal to a blank piece of crap! I bet it took 5 people to zip that suit up and “show” what the skank doesn’t have!!! Next

  34. Bee

    You ‘spelt’ WHORE wrong

  35. abe vigoda's eyebrows

    she is disgusting and pathetic. She has to try and do stuff in Europe now, because she knows she is so over in the U.S. No one gives a shit about this stupid whore.

  36. minka

    Wow I didn’t Know the new season of RU PAUL’s Drag Race was on, is this one of the transvestite contestants?
    I tell you some of these guys almost look like the real deal, almost

  37. wim

    pffffffffffffffffff: SHE LOOKS ALWAYS SORT OF THE SAME.
    (how come, she is dumb?)

  38. Marty

    Thats Hot!

  39. Inmate 12236969

    I could care a rats ass about this chick but for the people that calls her dumb and stupid last I heard she makes over three million a year for partying and fucking around; I wish I could be that dumb and stupid.

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    Tiffany
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if the riders will have to wear these same outfits?

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