Paris Hilton’s Coachella Bikini and Other News

April 16th, 2012 // 33 Comments

- Hillary Clinton got wasted. [BuzzFeed]

- And some even more important news than the Secretary of State crunking in South America. [theCHIVE]

- Rumer Willis really doesn’t want us to look at her face. God bless her. [Dlisted]

- Ashton Kutcher is probably already done banging this woman and moved on. [Lainey Gossip]

- The 20 Hottest Photos Diana Morales [Heavy]

- A closer look at the Fuck You, Jennifer Aniston Diamond. [TooFab]

- Most Infamous Mistresses in Sports [Bleacher Report]

- Alessandra Ambrosio in lingerie and, more importantly, not pregnant. [Popoholic]

- So who wants to see Brad Pitt when he was 14? I see that hand, Justin Bieber. [IDLYITW]

- Terry Richardson somehow managed to make Candice Swanepoel look wors- No, wait, nipples. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Suck an organic dick, Gwyneth Paltrow. Bey’s got a fancier, new BFF. [The FABlife]

- China can’t handle Kate Winslet‘s breasts in 3D. [FilmDrunk]

- Rihanna‘s still tweeting pics of herself in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And now Bill Murray‘s saying he might do Ghostbusters 3 after all. Of course. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. I’ll take ‘Other News’ for $100, Alex.

  2. brit

    As there was nothing else to rely upon, Paris turned to the extra strong titty-tape to avoid a wardrobe malfunction.

  3. Girl Here

    It’s funny, Coachella tix sold out in literally a half hour and this disease-riddled waste of space likely just walked right in…

  4. Deacon Jones


    I was beginning to wonder when the annual wave of pictures of celebrities posing in straw hats and red plaid shirts with the price tags still on were going to hit.

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  6. Frank Burns

    “Who brought their drunk mom to Coachella? Hey old lady, down in front!!”

  7. Angie

    Honey. Honestly. Aren’t we getting a bit long in the tooth to go parading around in a bikini top. Lack class much?

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    …because the best swimming holes are in the middle of the desert.

  9. Paris Hilton Bikini Coachella
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    “I am the Valtrex queen… I can do ANYTHING!!”

  10. Cock Dr

    The stash is under the skirt.

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    Giant douchebag.

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    Frank Burns
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    “Two eggs, sunny side up”

  13. 1984

    Hell she doesn’t even look like she having a good time. It’s sad when you start phoning it in as a party girl.

  14. Dramatic Puddle

    Didn’t she get the memo that her 15 minutes expired long ago?

  15. why does everyone who goes to these things suddenly change the way they dress to look like stupud fucking hippies?

  16. GrandDragon

    Looks like she finally lost that little FUPA she was growing. Or maybe she just had an abortion.

  17. Clarence Beeks

    she’s fucking 31 years old, still drugging and going to these music festivals and clubs. And she wonders why no one has married her yet? Idiot.

    • dooood

      really? Thats why nobody wants to be associated
      with her in any way? c’mon man….

      • Clarence Beeks

        well, I agree with you there. But it sure ain’t helping.

      • Anonymous

        I know of ton of party girls her age but they still go to their nursing jobs the next day. Don’t know if they are killing patients because they are hungover though LOL. They usually have a couple stupid bastards waiting in the wings to marry their hooker asses.

        Paris’ problem is that she is a coke whore with a raging case of herpes. You might as well rub your genitals on the restroom floor of the Staples Center after a game.

  18. El Jefe

    Paris, it is time to hang it up, find a husband and have some children. This is embarrassing now.

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    Yeah, its the summer of free love everyone. Now, where’s my goddamned appearance fee.

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    She is one dumb, useless broad. I’m still waiting for all that charity work she said she was going to perform when she got out of prison.

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    I think Paris looks really pretty with these pastel extensions, the only thing I would have done differently is matched her length a little better ;)

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    lame. this chick is tired.

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    she is on something

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    Sunglasses at night, and those particular dance moves? Yeaah I concur, LilNuggest. She is on something.

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    When did she start hanging out with Lindsay again?

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    So ugly

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