Paris Hilton’s Coachella Bikini and Other News

- Hillary Clinton got wasted. [BuzzFeed]

- And some even more important news than the Secretary of State crunking in South America. [theCHIVE]

- Rumer Willis really doesn’t want us to look at her face. God bless her. [Dlisted]

- Ashton Kutcher is probably already done banging this woman and moved on. [Lainey Gossip]

- The 20 Hottest Photos Diana Morales [Heavy]

- A closer look at the Fuck You, Jennifer Aniston Diamond. [TooFab]

- Most Infamous Mistresses in Sports [Bleacher Report]

- Alessandra Ambrosio in lingerie and, more importantly, not pregnant. [Popoholic]

- So who wants to see Brad Pitt when he was 14? I see that hand, Justin Bieber. [IDLYITW]

- Terry Richardson somehow managed to make Candice Swanepoel look wors- No, wait, nipples. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Suck an organic dick, Gwyneth Paltrow. Bey’s got a fancier, new BFF. [The FABlife]

- China can’t handle Kate Winslet’s breasts in 3D. [FilmDrunk]

- Rihanna’s still tweeting pics of herself in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And now Bill Murray’s saying he might do Ghostbusters 3 after all. Of course. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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