Paris Hilton Walks Off ABC Interview

For some reason ABC News felt the need to interview Paris Hilton – Is it STD Awareness Week? Because I forgot to wear my syphilis ribbon. – which resulted in her walking off after Dan Harris asked, “Do you ever worry about your moment being passed?” And because she’s an idiot, she forgot to turn her mic off while telling her publicist, “Well, I don’t want all this being used,” which is normally the part when any producer goes, “I think we’re gonna use all this.” But like a true professional, Paris eventually returned to provide a happy ending just like she learned at the geisha house her father sent her to live from 1994 to 1996:

Yet the ratings for the series have been bleak, and the low numbers have many entertainment writers asking whether Hilton’s run in the limelight — which started at age 16 — is now over.
Though Hilton said that she doesn’t feel that the people following in her footsteps, like Kardashian, are overshadowing her, and that the ratings on the show being low don’t bother her, she walked out of the interview with the mention of her moment having passed.
When Hilton did return later to answer more questions, she managed to end the interview on an affable note, showing off her massive, air conditioned dog house — and she even ended the interview with a hug.

For those of you keeping score at home, Paris Hilton didn’t want to demonstrate any sign of normal human vulnerability about her “career,” but definitely wanted to make sure all us poor people know her dogs have central air while we sweat our dicks off in shitbox apartments we can barely afford. I really don’t get why people hate her so much.

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