Paris Hilton Was ‘Ambushed’ By ABC

July 22nd, 2011 // 48 Comments

“Oh my god, you totally made me ambush! (Am I using that right?)”

After her highly-publicized walk off during an interview with ABC News, Paris Hilton is now claiming she was “ambushed” and only invited the camera crew into her house to talk about her stalker that was recently arrested because people give a shit about that. Instead, Dan Harris broke the cardinal rule of never mentioning Kim Kardashian before daring to suggest Paris Hilton isn’t the prettiest, most important princess that ever did live. TooFab reports:

The source says that particular question set Hilton off because just moments prior, Harris had gone on and on about the success (to the tune of $1 billion) of her fragrance lines and merchandising. “It’s ridiculous that he went on an on about her making a billion dollars, and then asking if she’s relevant,” the source added. “She is upset. She felt ambushed.”
The source adds that Hilton resumed the interview after ABC told her they were cutting out the part where she walked away, but they did not. The source also says Hilton feels Harris did this only to get publicity for himself, which he’s now accomplished.

Probably more than any other time I’ve said this, Paris Hilton just needs to shut the hell up. For starters, the fact that someone even wanted to broadcast the words coming out of her mouth for any reason whatsoever defies all logic and should cause her to drop to her knees and thank whatever asshole god decided she should fall out of a wealthy birth hole. On top of that, she finally did something that people wanted to watch because unlike her reality show, it was actual fucking reality. Granted, it only reinforced what a spoiled, over-entitled cunt-hair of a whorebeast she is, most people fear change. So if ABC wants to walk into her house and ask why 95% of Americans want to launch her into the goddamn sun (Actual poll.), she should have her butler shoot them in the leg. Or throw his razor-rimmed hat at them. Just be herself is what I’m getting at.

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  1. chev70

    Fucking idiot!

  2. Mia

    I remember watching ‘The simple life’ when I was younger and thinking how Paris had it so much better than Nicole. She looked better, got all the good-looking men and overall seemed to enjoy life. Funny how things work out.

  3. Jizzum

    And this is why the only thing that should be coming out of Paris’s mouth is man milk.

  4. Pussy Galore

    Gee Paris. Did you really think that you would be interviewed and wouldn’t get asked ANY hard questions??? **rolls eyes**

    • Except that’s not a hard question. That’s a softball question for anyone but a celebutant.

      Cut Paris some slack, this is the first time in years anyone remembered she was still alive, and is a bit out of practice with interviews.

      • Pussy Galore

        Cut Paris some slack, this is the first time in years anyone remembered she was still alive, and is a bit out of practice with interviews.
        LOL!! Agreed.

      • Ed

        It’s also the first time in years an ambush on Paris Hilton didn’t end with sticky stains.

  5. Hugh Gentry

    this coke whore needs to get into a fiery wreck with Lohan in the passenger seat.

  6. The problem with Hilton is she was born into an old money family so she’s got no fire.

    Karadshian got peed on and turned it into a money making machine, as sickening as it is.

    Hilton, who arguably originated all this nonsense could never follow through and actually make it produce real money. I think that irks her in a way because at the end of the day she was probably thinking to herself ‘yeah, but after this nonsense is all done I get to go back to being a social register heiress.”

    Oh and there’s also that whole thing about Nicole Richie turning into a surprisingly well adjusted seemingly happy mom.

    Once again, it really sucks hitting around 30 and not having anything going on the love/family/career front.

    • lol social

      lol, like going back to being social register is less important than being kim. kris kardashian would only dream of that and she does and can’t have. the hiltons are not welcomed in new york though with the real socialites. the mother tried in the 80′s and failed miserably, they simply do not have the taste and class. the family have less than 30 million post paris. and paris is certainly not a billionaire. i like how her publists are using that as a sly mention to attack the kardashain millions to try to make them feel low. she has a lot of lines but with relatively low output and product and exposure, paris. and btw these girls have being competing for years nows. its totally petty and sad. instead of trying to be the biggest princess how about you try to be the better socialite and philanthropist. another reason the Hilton are a joke in ny. they sniffed her mother out as a ‘hungry tiger’ who wanted nothing but media. and socialites shun that.

      • lol social

        also paris got her fire from being thought by the american public to be this old money heiress. their grandfather is old money but the chain broke up along the way. the same time paris blew up when her parents hired publicists to throw the daughters parties to promote the family name, is the same time the parents had their first dose of wealth too. not old money.

  7. Kodos

    The only time this gash has been ‘ambushed’ is when she was expecting a doggy-style romp and instead was surprised by anal penetration.

    Disgusting, vacuous whore.

  8. Duke Steele

    Whorebreast?? I don’t know what that is but I can’t stop laughing. Its even fun to say, Whorebreast!

  9. Human

    WHAT YOU WROTE IS NOT RIGHT! YOU ARE A WHORE, YOU WONT BE FUCKING FAMOUS IF YOU WRITE BAD THINGS ABOUT THE BEST WOMAN ON EARTH! AT LEAST SHE ACCOMPLISHED HER DREAM ABD BECAME A GOOD, COMMITTED WOMAN! YOU SHOULD BE REALLY GUILTY FOR WRITNG THIS.
    IF ANYONE IS WITH THIS IDIOTIC PERSON THEN FUCK YOU BITCHES

    • HEY HICK FUCK YOU!

      Paris, relax. You have to remember that you pretty much started out as a porn star. In many circles, that makes you a whore. If accomplishing your dream is sucking every dick and Hollywood and going thru more Valtrex than the bunny ranch in Nevada, than congradulations, you diseased gash, you’ve made your dreams come true!

  10. The most ridiculous part of this whole thing is the last part of that quote. Is she seriously upset that he is “using her to get publicity”? How did you get famous again? Making up “reality” and selling it to idiots? Oh yeah, I had forgotten. In fact I had forgotten about you almost completely until this BS came up so you should probably thank him. Bit of business advice: Creating products that appeal only to your current fans is a sure way to put a franchise like yourself out of business.

  11. Human

    SHE IS NOT A WHORE
    SHE IS A VERY RESPECTFUL PERSON
    SHE IS THE BEST

  12. onzio theo lamo

    in the old days, when we ambushed some body, they didint get up and walk away.

  13. cc

    The other 5%, I assume, opted for running her over with a tank.

  14. the captain

    the attention addict again?
    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!

  15. Alixia

    I’ve actually watched her show. It’s worth doing so if you’ve got absolutely nothing at all else to do..ever. Paris, portraying as deep a character as ever has some real nuggets of insight such as “Shopping is Hilton tradition and we work hard to keep it up.” She’s so admirable. Like a Goddess in many ways.

  16. Kamrynne

    Valtrex herpe princess,,, STFU!!!!!!

  17. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU WHORES.
    PARIS IS AN INCREDIBLE HUMAN.
    SHE SHITS RAINBOWS THAT TASTE LIKE ALMOND BUTTER.
    IF SHE WANTED TO, SHE COULD FART CLOUDS THAT WOULD BRING RAIN TO SOMOLIA.
    HER VAGINA COULD HAVE BEEN USED AS A RED CROSS SHELTER DURING HURRICANE KATRINA AND WOULD HAVE HOUSED MORE PEOPLE SAFELY THAN THE SUPERDOME.
    SCIENTIFIC STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT HER RECORD ALBUM, WHEN PLAYED IN LEPER COLONIES, CURES PEOPLE COMPLETELY.
    THE ONLY ERECTIONS PARIS SHOULD BE CAUSING IS OF STATUES.
    STATUES OF HER.
    ONE IN EVERY CITY, LIKE MAO AND SADDAM USED TO DO.
    STATUES THAT WOULD PROBABLY BRING ECONOMIC RECOVERY TO EVERYWHERE THEY STOOD.
    NO PIGEON WOULD DARE SHIT ON A STATUE OF PARIS.
    IF ONE DID, IT WOULD EXPLODE AND THE CITY WOULD BE BATHED IN A GLORIOUS BLIZZARD OF PIXIE DUST AND THE GOOD KIND OF COCAINE.
    SO FUCK OFF, HATERS.

  18. Paris was so upset at ABC that she went to the Disney Store to buy something to cuddle with.

    (many of you won’t understand the irony of that)

  19. sprub

    She has “arm bush’ ?

    Goody, her crabs now have a place to vacation to!

  20. mel

    holy fucking shit! i think i like Human as much as i like 6foot3athlete! where the hell is that crazy cracker anyway?

  21. Clarence Beeks

    she is so delusional. It is quite amusing.

  22. Venom

    Herpes…

  23. heather

    how pathetic. an interview doesn’t go her way and she cries ambush. like when she was on Opie & Anthony and claims they were berating her. what a vapid spoiled whore.

  24. Colin

    Wait, her butler is Kung Lao? BITCH.

  25. J

    Wait, so Paris was ambushed by an ass-ball connector (ABC)?

  26. Blech

    I don’t care what she did or didn’t do. I want that t-shirt. Where can I find it?

  27. me

    ABC….. I could swear to God that every since that Sarah Palin interview Katie Couric had – everybody is trying so damned hard at that ABC to be the next Katie. ABC has all those “hard-hitters”. They show no respect for who they are interviewing, it’s all about who has the guts to ask the most ball-busting questions. I can’t stand Obama, but I cannot believe the disrespect their reporters show the president, talking down to him, interrupting him… Show some fucking respect!! These kinds of interviews are getting old……… fast.
    I wish they’d interview celebs and ask them more about their career and give them a chance to build their celebrity persona. I don’t care how they are in “real life” anymore. Give me the fantasy. That’s way more entertaining than those questions that anyone would have to have a set of brass balls to be able to sit there nice and calm and think up a politically correct answer. To me, those kinds of questions like the one Paris walked out on, are insulting. He basically called her a has-been to her face and had the nerve to air that conversation to the nation to give himself attention by putting her down. She was right to walk away, and it was obvious she got back into character and came back out, but if I was her I would had stayed off camera and not given that guy any more time. I can’t stand Paris and don’t think she should be given all the attention when we need talent, not just gossip to entertain us, but her reaction was very human. If anybody were to insult me in my own home, if I was her I would have thrown his ass out.

  28. Steelcitychick

    Why do you waste time and energy on this piece of worthless shyt, we call Paris Hilton?…as a matter of fact, why am I responding to this nonsense?..smh

  29. LISALOVE

    Really? It’s call reporting when you ask the hard question that actually take thought precess to ask. Larry King and David Letterman would be like little school girls when interviewing this bitch ass skank. Had ABC interviewer been gushing and all up Parisite’s ass it would have been a boring interview. The fact that she came back and finished the interview shows what an attention whore she is. She new people would talk about it and she would be relevant once again. BTW what good has this piece of shit ever done?

  30. arnieblackblack

    Never heard of her…

  31. ana

    i think she had peter pan programming done on her, just like micheal jackson.

    http://theilluminatiwatch.com/tag/peter-pan/

  32. BE

    Thank you! Who thinks the Hiltons twisted ABC into giving this “ambush” to promote Paris’ latest lame show?

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