Paris Hilton Upstaged Lindsay Lohan. For The Next 5 Minutes.

By: The Superficial / September 20, 2010

Despite Lindsay Lohan’s hunger for coke dominating the celebrity media, Paris Hilton’s plea deal managed to make a small peep this morning when she pled guilty to cocaine possession and obstructing an officer. Read: “Oh, this is my friend’s purse.” She was sentenced to 200 hours of community service and a year’s probation which means absolutely dick in case you hadn’t noticed the strung-out redhead running over babies for sport. TMZ reports:

The judge informed Paris that she has been given a one year suspended sentence — which means if she is arrested for anything other than a minor traffic violation, she will spend 1 year behind bars.
The judge then warned Hilton, “The Clark County Detention Center is not the Waldorf Astoria.”

It’s more like.. the Hilton. *badum-CHING*

I’ll be here all week.

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