Paris Hilton wants everyone to know that she, and only she, truly knows what’s happening with her arrest for felony possession of cocaine, according to her Twitter:
These rumors going around are so ridiculous, untrue and cruel. I’m not going to even pay attention to them, because I know the truth.
And by rumors she must be talking about a month ago when she tweeted a picture of the purse she was arrested with that – as of this post – she claims she borrowed from a friend. Damn you, Paris from the Past! Always causing drama and running your mouth about shit you don’t even know about. Bitch, mind your own business.
Photo: Splash News
JB | September 2, 2010 at 3:23 pm
First Bitch
Georgeo | September 2, 2010 at 3:24 pm
You are indeed the first, Bitch.
JB | September 2, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Don’t be mad because you were to late…bummer.
sean | September 2, 2010 at 11:13 pm
Paris is bad, I prefer having sex with 12 year old boys.
Third | September 2, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Damn…so close
brit | September 2, 2010 at 3:37 pm
you don’t want to get too close to Paris, so being third is a wise move
Taz | September 2, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Her body is perfect
absinthe | September 2, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Are you kidding? She’s bony, shapeless, and has no boobs.
Taz | September 2, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Big tits just sag over time and NO FAT CHICKS!
Mohammed's Taint | September 2, 2010 at 4:13 pm
She’s lanky and has big hands and feet, and a long neck. Praying mantis.
McFeely Smackup | September 2, 2010 at 4:53 pm
you left out her unnaturally long torso, her scoliosis curved spine, and general slackjawed facial expression.
llKarmen | September 2, 2010 at 6:04 pm
It’s the boob/rib thing. I’m straight, but if I was gonna stray to the furry side I’d go for the xylophone rather than the roles. But literally as I finished typing that, I remembered the ‘sand picking vagina pic’, that really is enough to put me off drinking from the furry cup completely.
What a dumbass | September 2, 2010 at 6:22 pm
You’ve got to excuse Taz; it’s the first time he’s seen a chick.
Alexandra Hemale | September 3, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Taz, I’d really love to see a picture of you. I have a feeling that you’re uglier than shit.
Mr. Nice Guy | September 4, 2010 at 7:02 am
Taz, no parts on her are prefect, but she is perfectly sex as a total package.
sobrietyisacrutch | September 2, 2010 at 3:45 pm
She doesn’t know the truth about implants and nose jobs, does she?
That Guy | September 2, 2010 at 3:45 pm
I’d hit it. Under floodlights.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 2, 2010 at 3:58 pm
sadly i would too. on live tv. waving to the camera, mouthing “hi mom”
Mr. T | September 2, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Ditto…I would totally wreck that shit….but I hate her so much I would probably slap the shit out of her and choke her out all at the same time just as I was busting my nut.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 2, 2010 at 3:56 pm
all this is over 0.8g of blow? pathetic. just plead guilty and take your fucking sentence. nevada prisons are overcrowded so it’s not like you’ll see more than a week or two. fight it like a clever bitch and get 6 mos for the rolling papers alone, and 6 *years* for the coke. prison’s quite the cash cow business in nevada.
Sardonic | September 2, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Predictable deluded sophomoric excuses from someone from a privileged background, a GED education and massive sense of entitlement. And she obviously watches ‘Cops’. ‘That ain’t mine! That belongs to my friend’. Uh, right….
grobpilot | September 2, 2010 at 4:55 pm
GED might be a bit of a stretch….
GravyLeg | September 2, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Busted Skank.
girl who takes it in da butt | September 2, 2010 at 4:21 pm
hack. jail.
Mansk | September 2, 2010 at 4:37 pm
What is she, 12?? She’s busted for cocaine possession, not defending middle-school rumors..
McFeely Smackup | September 2, 2010 at 4:56 pm
“These rumors going around are so ridiculous, untrue and cruel. I’m not going to even pay attention to them, because I know the truth.”
jesus christ, she’s 30 years old and reasons like a child.
She isn’t a victim of “rumors”, she was arrested for felony cocaine possession. That’s not a rumor you dumb cunt, that’s real life!
yeah, keep dreaming | September 2, 2010 at 5:07 pm
“These rumors going around are so ridiculous, untrue and cruel. I’m not going to even pay attention to them, because I know the truth”
Maybe she won’t pay attention to them, but everyone else (including her marketing people) will. But I’m sure her people will be able to get her work hawking diamond encrusted bowels and gold snoorting tubes.
Rough democracy | September 2, 2010 at 5:07 pm
I see dildo girl got a new moniker.
girl who takes it in da butt | September 2, 2010 at 5:43 pm
lol, hi
Rough diplomacy | September 2, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Damn it@Keeping track at these names…
Gando | September 2, 2010 at 5:43 pm
The frightening thing is;these were Paris Hilton’s good ol’ days.
Nero | September 2, 2010 at 5:50 pm
What test was Doug Reinhardt here going through?!
Galtacticus | September 2, 2010 at 5:53 pm
200 push ups and an arm wrestling match with himself.
herbiefrog | September 2, 2010 at 5:53 pm
wanna he l p ? ?
wh a t ?
wer said nothing…
sobrietyisacrutch | September 3, 2010 at 12:50 am
Hey! Lindsey’s here!
mel gibson | September 2, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Free Paris
paris | September 2, 2010 at 6:25 pm
You people are so mean to me. I’m only having fun, and everyone thinks they can lie about me. I’m so much better than everyone, and everyone is jealous. I won’t be going to jail; once they catch a gander at how beautiful and graceful I am, the judge will ask me out. Stop being haterz…
Marcus | September 2, 2010 at 7:15 pm
paris, can i mooch off of you ? i’ll pretend to love you.
Photoshop Police | September 2, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Sisterhood of the Traveling Drug Purse.
None own it, all share in it’s mystical power of bull$#!* !
Coming to a prison-theater near you.
Sugar | September 2, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Cum dumpster
Anon | September 2, 2010 at 8:58 pm
I really love her tits. I’m so sick of big sloppy ones now, hers are a breath of fresh air. I love how perky they are.
sobrietyisacrutch | September 3, 2010 at 12:00 am
Flat=perky?
Hmmm.
Is that like small=thick?
Anon | September 3, 2010 at 12:02 am
Have you seen her sex-tape? She’s not flat, she’s gorgeous!
sobrietyisacrutch | September 3, 2010 at 12:41 am
Um, no. Haven’t seen her sex tape.
Don’t really want to.
Call me crazy….
Anon | September 3, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Then stay out of the discussion, because you obviously don’t know enough about the subject.
Alexandra Hemale | September 3, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Dude. Anon. Would you be willing to risk contracting every STD known to man to get with this….girl? Nevermind. I don’t wanna know.
Anon | September 3, 2010 at 8:33 pm
I never said I wanted to sleep with her, I said she had nice tits.
There’s a difference.
Mr. Nice Guy | September 4, 2010 at 7:00 am
I would risk it.
Can you set it up?
jaybee61 | September 2, 2010 at 9:54 pm
I see the fledgling Nazi bigots are alive and, well….
captain america | September 3, 2010 at 6:27 am
……………fooling americans is her way.
Master Spook | September 3, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Booh!
Darth | September 3, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Nothing else to do than frightening 10-year old kids?!
Carolyn | September 3, 2010 at 2:25 pm
The only positive thought I have about her is that she had enough sense not to inflate her boobs into those hard half of grapefruit mountains that American men seems to find so mesmerizing. Other than that she does nothing more than take up space on the earth without doing a thing for anyone else. Anyone remember all her talk about becoming a do-gooder when she got out of prison?
jaybee61 | September 4, 2010 at 12:05 am
Apparently she recently helped out some entrepeneur by purchasing a small amount powder from them. Doesn’t that count for community service?