Here’s Paris Hilton sunbathing topless in Sardinia Saturday which is great because now I don’t have to talk about how she keeps getting herself busted with pot for publicity. Instead, I actually have a legitimate reason to post her on the site without telling such lies as “Paris Hilton is an important celebrity.” Or “This is relevant.”
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boobies!
Nice nipples. Too bad they’re attached to Paris Hilton.
Iuck…
hi
Nice nipples. Too bad they’re attached to Paris Hilton.
I’d still do Paris and never call her again. I’d insist on wearing at least a half-dozen rubbers, but I’d do her.
That shag would probably require a steel-belted radial…
Paris is a slag.
but would she do you? no.
Perfectly stated Vito.
don’t forget to saran wrap your balls too!!!!
Yeah, if ever there was a person who didn’t deserve what she has…..
Someone misses being vaguely relevant to society (or lack thereof)
Time for another sextape.
She has more money than you. She is hotter than anyone you will ever be with, famous, and you are jealous. We get it, it’s fucking natural, now why hate on her. Did I mention she has 100s of millions of dollars because of her last name? Ya…can’t imagine why everyone hates on her and calls her a whore. She is likely no worse than the girls half the losers on here fantasize about at the bar or work or wherever. And yet I never hear anything about these womanizer dbag guys in hollywood. What gives?
ps- I said last week no more Lohan, so now I take this site of my favorites and no more superficial, sorry enough is enough. It isn’t even fucking newsworthy. I mean fucking WOW, she isn’t even an actress anymore. She is only famous because stupid bloggers are obsessed. Her day to day life IS NOT NEWSWORTHY! I mean SHE ISN’T FUCKING BRITNEY SPEARS! Spears is an icon, she is a fucking celebrity. Lohan is a nobody. I won’t complain if you post legit celebrities that matter, but that’s never going to happen. Anyway there some feedback for u fish or whatever ur name is.
Hi Paris Hilton.
someone is a lil emotional…you should change your name from Jack Burton to Chris Crocker hahaha
Nice perky little tits for a walking herpe.
..first?
Noooooooooo.
Did she get fakes? Her boobs are a little bigger than in her sex tape. She doesnt look like an 11 year old boy anymore.
Absolute shit. Wonkiest boobs attached to human scum
We don’t care. We want Erin.
Yeah get Erin topless then we all have someone worth talking about.
I would love to nail that bitch too. I bet she would scream if I did her.
Cor
Paris Hilton is a sinner, but looking at her topless is a sin too. This site encourages people to sin. Do you think God wants you to look at naked women who are strangers to you? No, he doesn’t. Do you think he approves of the dirty thoughts that looking at naked women causes? No, he doesn’t. The only naked woman you should be looking at is your wife.
Hey Sean, then what exactly are you doing on this site? Don’t tell me you came on just to spit your righteous bullshit. We all know you came on, cause you can’t get some in real life. What a self-loathing hypocrite.
You’ve shown me the ever of my ways, Sean. Thank you. No more soft-core porn for me. I’m only going to RedTube from now on.
Go to Xhamster…MUCH better!
Porn Tube is even better
who more preachy Sean or ‘Seans a Hypocrite’? just saying
Spreadformetube is the new one, no ads on it!!!
There is no sin. Just Bull Shit like what Sean -Shit for Brains throws out.
There is right from wrong- and ladies showing off your Tits is always right; and looking at Tits is never wrong – as long as she is 18+ and likes to show them off!
is this a joke sean? get over yourself your God rules don’t apply to everyone. take care of your own shit, and leave the judgment to your God.
Yeah, so how many of you went to church today? It’s Sunday.
Someone is really homo… TITTIES! YAY! ( . Y . )
Wow – and Sean comes back to the NSFW page to ask us about church. We can all be assured to ignore this troll for reals now.
I’m gonna be real with you Sean. God is bullshit.
That is all
Hey Sean, Hi how are you ;)
Hey I’m Into A nal Sex as well, You should contact me! I am a Beautiful Trans exual woman, The best of both worlds right? I also S wallow,
Come on don’t be shy, well, I’m Pre Op but you can do whatever you want with my back door, go wild baby
Sean,
I’ve been meaning to speak to you about that. The Hebrews got it right, it is Saturday, not Sunday that you are supposed to show up at my house. By the way, can you bring some pruning sheers when you come over? The hedges need doing, after you clean out the garage. Oh, by the way, there is never any sin in looking at an unclothed figure I created, and I really don’t need any help from you or anyone else deciding who is a sinner.Perhaps you forgot my most important rule? Do unto others? If you have forgotten, that makes you a sinner. See you in Hell Ssean. I’ll tell Lucifer to save a place.
Not me, I got laid. Now that was time well spent.
God is not real, just like Mickey Mouse or Mario. Also, YouPorn and Xnxx.
Obviously you know nothing…..It’s a me…a Mario !
Im sure as hell real fucker
Mario is real
Further proof that there is no god…..my Monday starts with an eyeful of Paris Hilton’s nipples, without Erin’s pretty face on the banner as an antidote.
Hey Sean, Hi how are you ;)
Hey I’m Into Anal Sex as well, You should contact me! I am a Beautiful Transexual woman, The best of both worlds right? I also Swallow,
Come on don’t be shy, well, I’m Pre Op but you can do whatever you want with my backdoor, go wild baby
Terrific argument — god dislikes nudity; that is why babies are born with clothing.
A diet and some exercise will get you some better self esteem, and then you can feel attractive again, you fat turd.
It’s just a naked person. There are over 6 billion naked people on the planet and 99.9% of them look repulsive.
I’m a girl, so I don’t have a wife. I just want to check out the titties in the competition, if you don’t mind. Actually, fuck it if you do.
same here butterboo!!! nudity is THE most natural thing in the world, I’m pretty sure God doesn’t mind, after all, he made us that way…and sean, I think, is a pervert and a hypocrite, he’s been on the site quite a few times in order to spew his righteous opinion, one comment was sufficient, thank you very much, too much time surfing for tits, not enough time in church, shame on you!!!!
I’ll believe in God when you show me a religion that says stupidity is a sin. Until then, I’ll look at all the fuzzy distorted pictures of Paris Hilton’s boobs I can get my hands on.
I’m single, asshole. And judging others is a sin as well. So shut your fucking piehole and get the fuck outta here.
One more thought…suck my dick!
“suck my dick!”
Which, I hear, is a very Christian thing to do. ;)
Sean- You left your bike on my front porch last night. When I said “I’ma shove that little black book up your ass, mission-boy”, I didn’t mean it literally. Although, I have to say that you run incredibly fast for a guy wearing a tie.
Some mormon boys ride bicycles to spread the word. Sean trolls thesuperficial…
God does not exist. Religion is just an idea put to practice and blown way out of proportion.
I’m glad to hear you aren’t choosing “religion” instead of Me.
I died a brutal death at the hands of my accusers, despite My innocence, so people wouldn’t resort to this “religion” garbage. Follow Me instead. I’m above all those rules; they only complicate life, and keep you from finding Me.
Let me spell it out for you: Love God with all your essence, and love the people around you. This is not romantic love I’m speaking of– I made that to be shared between two people only. (Three or four at most, but don’t push it.)
You are My creation, and I want you to meet Me sometime. Let’s have a talk.
Dear Sean,
I may get this wrong but when Adam and Eve were created they were nude as god intended. The only reason we wear clothing today is because Adam ate the forbiden fruit and realized they where nude which is against gods wishes. Before Adam ate the forbidden fruit you had to walk around totally nude and Eve wasn’t the only woman. So if you were adam you’d walk around all day seeing nude women. Paris is just doing what good intended. Being nude. Plus god didn’t write the bible. A Human did. And guess what else. I’m catholic.
Hmm… you should probably leave out any mention of Me in your writings, NICCI.
My Son was asking about you, by the way.
You can look at tits, that’s ok. Even mines. Even my pussy.
HAHAHAHAHA oh god, youre fucking hilarious.
Perhaps you’re right, the only naked woman I should be looking at is your wife. Too bad she’s as big as a house, …
James, you can suck my dick.
It’s unreal how anti-Christian bigotry is accepted today.
Open-minded? Tolerant? Certainly not any of those who are commenting on this thread.
Sean put himself out there, and offered his honest opinion in a hostile environment. That takes guts and conviction, whether or not he’s right. Instead of responding with bile and insult, perhaps any of you would like to respond with an open mind or at least some semblance of tolerance?
Really poor showing by the readership of this site. Rude and intolerant.
James,
Experience has made us aware of how stupid you and sean are.
No longer will balance be given, no two sides to every side.
9/11 shows what happens if we (the smart) do not shout you the stupid down.
So I would tell you to go to hell, but the only hell is the one you and yours create here on earth.
Taliban is Taliban, Muslim or Christian so Fuck You.
No longer will balance be given, no two sides to every STORY.
Experience, being anecdotal evidence? I mean seriously, are you being real? That’s not convincing, proof, logical, reasonable, etc… My 6th grade piano students (I kid you not) have a better grip on a reasoned argument than what you’re displaying.
Who says I’m a Christian/Muslim/whatever-it-is-you-hate? I think you are projecting on to me.
No longer balance? No longer two sides? Lol I hope you’re not living in America.
All right, seriously, if you can provide…I dunno, a statement, a reason, an idea, I’m down! Let’s talk! Or something.
All I can tell right now is that I’m talking to a bigot ;-) Yikes!
No James, it’s called Sean is trying to force his religious views on other and we don’t like it.
James, you can suck my dick
Not based on emotional experience. Based on evidence and observation.
Not emotional experience. Intelligent Observation.
Knowledge has taught me well. You keep trying to minimize my point of view, but I will not allow you too.
Sean had an honest opinion, so did Hitler, Stalin and the Ass Holes on 9/11. I have no tolerance for Taliban, rather Muslim or Christian so once again Fuck You.
quit bible thumping and acting like you’re better than everyone else, I’m sure you’re just as guilty as everyone else of something.
James I have traveled the world, served in the United States Military overseas and yes experience has taught me that there is wright and wrong.
Religion is the root of most of the evil in the world, and I do not care what form of the boogeyman you pray to, it is all Bull Shit.
I do worry what kind of fairy tales you are teaching 6th graders.
I’m sorry to hear all this… It seems that the criticism you level at Christians is what you’re guilty of yourselves (and what we all are guilty of): coming to conclusions by emotional experience (e.g. traveled the world) rather than any sort of argument or, well, reason.
The root of all evil? If evil could be pinned on a single cause (haha, if ANY event can be pinned to a single cause), we’d live in a very simple world. Unfortunately, the real world is much more complex…
He’s not Bible thumping. He’s preaching the Truth.
I am weary of “religion” these days. Religious people make me sick, but My servants Sean and James are doing it right.
None are righteous. Not even one.
Only I am sinless, and only I am the Way to Heaven.
I want you to test Me on this.
I’m seriously surprised that she has any tits. Better than I thought they’d be actually.
me too…
Too bad she has herpes…and is dumb as fuck.
Enough with this skinny semi titless horse faced attention whore. You think this wasn;t planned? She’s been out of the public eye too long to suit her. I’d do her, ok? I wouldn’t TELL anyone…but I’d do her.
Now show me Miranda Kerr’s labia or shut the hell up!
with those things called”TITS”?
Can you get herpes from nipples?
SPF GORGEOUS!!!
ya’ll quit f’n with sean,i’m sure aS soon as he gets a penis in his mouth he’ll shut up.
im real…fukin liars
Was that a little bit of puke in my mouth, or did I taste some Hilton?
OMG it’s Plastic Man in a wig.
LOL. Brilliant. Marry me.
i can’t call them breasts, tits, or boobies. they’re more like “teats”. like what cows have
I can’t stand this bitch. She earns her money by taking advantage of other people’s stupidity.
Jessica Simpson earns her money these days by taking advantage of fat people. But that’s another issue.
great body
This is actually refreshing, I’ll even say modest… compared to her previous antics. She just looks like the next girl sunbathing topless. It’s all over Europe. She does have a pair of nice naturals.
are those really enough to call “titts”? All i see is something similar to meat curtains, but posing as her breasts.
she’s fuckin’ ruined.
This is actually refreshing, I’ll even say modest… compared to her previous antics. She just looks like the next girl sunbathing topless. It’s all over Europe. She does have a pair of nice naturals.
Leave her alone, she will wither and hopefully die
Hello, paparazzi, Paris Hilton and her hair extensions are going to be laying out at the Best Western on exit 14. She will be dressed in a blue bikini and plans to even out her tan. If you are interested, and who is not interested in seeing the pride of the Hilton family, then she will be there from 1 to 3 p.m. Sincerely, Paris Hilton’s case worker
I love Italy! Best place on Earth!!!
The bikini top is a mere formality with boobs that small anyway. It’s not like she had anything to hide.
Paris Hilton will do ANYTHING to get her marijauan arrests out of the news.
I don’t understand how anyone find her attractive with her fake hair and “hook”- like nose!?!
Who hasn’t seen these a billion times already. It’s getting to be Pam Anderson-like all over again.
photographer was a 16 year old boy with an iphone 4? cant tell the nipple from a pixel. waste of time.
she does have some beautiful tits
she does give good head…something to be said for that.
God said boobs are good….
Stop posting on this piece of shit. She’s irrelevant now.
I could have sworn she said when she got out of jail that she’d seen the light and was going to get involved in charity work.
This is the best kind of Charity Work!
We know she was born w/2 or 3 silver spoons in her mouth/crotch and seems dumb supreme but with what little she has underneath the training bras she wears, she could afford 3 times more booby jobs than PAMELA ANDERSON’s ever had!!! Go figure, PARIS is genius not to get her little titties pumped w/whatever. The #3 photo almost gave me a woody, showing some ASS CRACK and those 2 dots on her lower back. Those turn me on. Because PARIS is NOT exactly a virgin and probably has sucked/fucked chimpanzees, apes and who-knows-what on a regular basis, I would have her tested for rabies, leeches, etc., before I’d give her a fuck like she’d never forget! And it just might be a fuck I’d treasure. If I’d die due to her, I’d at least probably have the BIGGEST smile on my gorgeous face!
CHICKEN LEGS!!
CANNOT UNSEE!
barf, yack, spew
I’d do her, no bag. I’d leave it in and cash out with a billion dollar baby. Daddy gotsta git paiiiiid.
Paris, call me , miss you ! Ben D.
Is this mildly retarded lazy eyed cunt still trying???? UGH!
what an ugly backass