“And one of them just touched me. GUARDS!”
Earlier this week, an excerpt from Neil Strauss’ new book was posted online that depicted an 18-year-old Paris Hilton as a racist who regretted making out with Vin Diesel after realizing he was black-ish. Her rep has since issued the following statement claiming the quote is false and that Paris’ lawyer will most likely sue for damaging her sterling reputation. Via The Toronto Sun:
A statement from Hilton’s spokesperson reads, “These allegations are absolutely untrue and ridiculous. We have sent these claims to Miss Hilton’s lawyers to respond further. It’s another example of someone making false claims for financial gain.”
Perhaps even more telling than Paris’ alleged racism – A vapid, uneducated white woman hates minorities? Alert the president! – is the fact that the media has yet to ask Vin Diesel what he thinks about this. Apparently they’re too afraid he’ll gang violence them in the face and/or cook a delicious Italian meal using his grandma’s recipe from the old country. It’s sickening, is what it is. Makes me ashamed to shove an index card with the word “Press” on it in my underwear every morning. (I don’t wear hats.) That used to stand for something!